Swimsuit Picture Contest!
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Posted:Jun 10, 2010 5:56 pm
Last Updated:Jun 22, 2011 3:16 pm
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Last years winner - more4mary
Are you ready to get wet and show off your goods? Summer’s here, so we’re celebrating with the second annual Passion Swimsuit Pinup Contest!
Lube yourself up with sunscreen and strike your best pose in your favorite swimwear – be it a teeny weeny bikini, a sassy retro one-piece, or your loudest Hawaiian swim-trunks. The contest is open to both men and women!
Winners will get Gold memberships.
How to enter:
This is a new kind of contest. DO NOT ENTER ON THIS BLOG. We’ll be using the activity page for entries. Here’s what you need to do:
1) Upload a swimsuit picture to your profile, or an album in your profile.
2) Wait for the picture to be approved (within a few minutes)
3) Go to your profile by clicking your username at the top of the page
- Make sure your in the new profile view! 
4) Find the “Share” link under that picture and press it
5) When sharing add “#swimsuit” into the status update field
The person with the most Likes at the end of the contest will win.
You can post as many photos as you like, but you can't win multiple times.
The deadline to enter is Monday, June 25th at 11:59 a.m. (PST).
Prizes for this contest are:
1st place: 1-year Gold membership
2nd place: 6-month Gold membership
3rd place: 3-month Gold membership
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April Fools' Contest Winners!
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Posted:Apr 6, 2010 12:13 pm
Last Updated:Jun 10, 2010 3:32 pm
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The result are in, and the people have spoken!
First place: jbnjo
Second place: demoned74
Third place: it's a tie! bigjacko10 and RayzrShrp58
The winners' accounts will be upgraded shortly, and all 10 finalists will receive 500 points.
Thanks to all who entered and cracked us up!
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Your Naughty Carol Contest Winners!
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Posted:Dec 22, 2009 4:52 pm
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2010 10:39 am
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Wow, you folks sure went to town on this one! We had a record 32 pages of entries!
It was a tough decision, but the staff of Passion narrowed it down to these final three:
Third Place goes to tlcb1000 for this swingin' version of "My Favorite Things"
Bowls full of condoms and beds with bare asses
Dance floors with stripper poles surrounded by lasses
Beautiful bodies dressed up in G strings.
These are a few of my favorite swing things.
Black feathered masks and leather riding crops
Cock rings and dildos and toys from sex shops
Wild unicorns with tattooed angel wings
These are a few of my favorite swing things.
Girls in black panties with red satin hearts
Lubricant that rubbed onto shaved private parts
Outdoor tub parties that are ready to swing
These are a few of my favorite swing things.
When the rug burns,
When the sitter bails
When I'm feeling low,
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I am good to go.
2nd Place goes to GhostRider1953 for this precautionary tale set to "Jingle Bells"
I�m off to meet a friend
I met on A-F-F,
She said she was a blond
With tits that weren�t bereft.
Described as MILF ignored.
And horny for my touch.
Through snow and ice all night I bored
Two hundred miles ain�t much. Oh�
Horny nights, lonesome nights,
At times it�s just too much.
It�s habit always beating off
I miss a woman�s touch, so�
Off I go down the road
For a little something strange.
No one needs to urge or goad
This night I�d not exchange.
I pulled up to the drive.
The lights were on inside.
I really felt alive
To the door I�d smoothly glide.
She answered when I rang.
But what I did behold
Was a man in drag I would not bang
Thinking what my mama told. Yes...
Get a pic before you lick.
Don�t trust no horny dude.
Dates online they have a trick
Fooled once so don�t you brood. I,
Scrambled back for my car,
I didn�t wave goodbye.
And headed for the nearest bar
This tale I will deny.
And our First Place winner is im2shy5 for the not-so-shy rendition of the breathy classic "Santa Baby"
Santa Baby, stick a dildo under the tree..for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa Baby, Hurry down my chimney tonight
Santa Baby, I want a powerful vibrator too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa Baby, Hurry down my chimney tonight
Think of all the fun you'll miss
Think of all the places that I'm gonna kiss
I can make this night feel oh so right
I'll even slide down your chimney tonight
Boo doo bee doo
Santa Honey, I'll let you play with my twat
and that's really hot
I'll be in angel with horns
Santa Honey, hurry down my chimney tonight
Santa Cutie, there's really one thing I do need
A steed, I don't mean like a
Santa Cutie so hurry down my chimney tonight.
I just trimmed my ..um Christmas tree
and invited over my friend Tiffany
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in threesomes too.
Santa Baby, I forgot to mention one little thing
A cock ring
It don't have to be tight
Santa Baby, hurry down my chimney tonight.
I'll slide down your chimney tonight.
So hurry down my chimney tonight.
Congrats to the winners and all of the wonderful participants! We wish you a happy holiday and a safe New Year celebration...and stay tuned for our Calendar Cutie Contest, which starts on January 11th, 2010!
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Second Annual Naughty Carol Contest!
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Posted:Dec 7, 2009 11:22 am
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2012 3:02 pm
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A day or two ago
I found a dating site
I wanted to get laid–
Preferably that night!
They quizzed me on my brains,
Emotions, and romance,
But I don't care about those things
I just want to drop my pants! Oh…
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Hairy ones and shaved!
Oh what fun it is to post
My cock online today! HEY!
-ALT.com member masterlorelei
Now it’s your turn! For the second year now, the Passion elves want you to write a naughty holiday carol for us in our Naughty Carol Contest! Unwrap your best holiday fantasy, tell us what mommy was really doing to Santa, or show us where you prefer to hang the mistletoe ‒ and you could win a Gold Membership!
Sit down with your milk and cookies and write your dirtiest carol or holiday limerick ‒ it needs to rhyme, and we're looking for originality and creativity! Make us laugh or make us melt ‒ but keep it under 200 words! And remember, our elves don't like naughty plagiarists ‒ if you can find it on the Internet, so can we!
Multiple entries are permitted (one entry per blog post). To enter, post a comment here containing your entry. The deadline to enter is Monday, December 21st at 11:59 a.m. Pacific Time .
There will be no voting period for this contest. The team at Passion will pick the top 3 winners, which will be announced on Tuesday, Dec. 22th.
Prizes for this contest are:
First Place: 1-year Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs
Second Place: 6-month Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs
Third Place: 3-month Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs
Specific Contest Rules:
1. All entries must adhere to the Terms of Use.
2. To be valid, entries must rhyme and not exceed the 200 word limit. Invalid entries may be deleted without notice.
3. Pseudonyms only; no real names or handles allowed.
4. All entries must be submitted by Monday, December 21st at 11:59 a.m. Pacific Time.
5. General contest rules apply.
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Food Porn Contest Winners!
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Posted:Dec 1, 2009 12:18 pm
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2011 5:52 pm
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Congratulations to our deliciously enticing Food Porn Contest winners!
1st Place: 4equalsmore
2nd Place: cherimore
3rd Place: hot_ca_couple
Thanks to everyone for their delectable and delightful entries!
And put your thinking caps on now: on Monday, Dec. 7th we'll begin our Second Annual Naughty Carol Contest! Check back here for details next Monday, and until then: you better watch out, you better not cry...
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Food Porn Contest
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Posted:Nov 6, 2009 12:24 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2013 4:59 am
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Mom always told you not to play with your food ‒ but we want you put all those years of pent-up perversions to use in our Food Porn Contest!
We want to see your sexy, dirty, nasty, fun culinary creations! Recreate a scene from your favorite porn using only onion rings and Mornay sauce...or create an erotic food sculpture with all the fixins from a home-cooked meal!
Be a saucy culinary stylist and dress up food items in a sexy outfit or scene ‒ or, show off your artistic side and create a deliciously naughty food sculpture.
Dress-up is just for the food! No people, including yourself, can be depicted in your photo. We really want you to use your creativity and imagination in this contest, and don’t be afraid to think outside of the box (haha, we said box!)
Feel free to use non-food items and clothing as props!
All members are eligible, with up to five entries per member. The deadline to enter is Monday, November 23rd at 11:59 a.m. (PST)
The Passion staff will judge the entries and select ten finalists, which will be announced on Tuesday, Nov 24th. Members may then vote for their favorite amongst the top 10. The deadline to vote is Tuesday, December 1st at 11:59 a.m. (PST). Winners will be announced soon thereafter.
Please post original photos! If you can find it on the Internet, so can we. Cheaters will be deleted.
Comments with no photo and entries that do not meet the contest criteria will be deleted.
Remember, all photos must adhere to the Photo Guidelines and General Contest Rules.
How to enter:
1. Take a photo of your creation and save it as a .jpg or .gif.
2. Reply to this blog posting with a comment (i.e. "Post a Comment")
2. Click "Browse" next to the photo/icon section, select your saved photo from your desktop, and click “Post.” It's that easy!
How to vote:
1. A special poll will be created and posted on Tuesday, Nov 24th featuring the ten finalists. Next to each entry is a round "radio" button. Click the radio button next to your favorite entry to cast your vote.
2. Each member is allowed to vote once.
3. The three finalists receiving the most votes will win.
Prizes for this contest are:
1st place: 1-year Gold membership plus erotic DVDs
2nd place: 6-month Gold membership plus erotic DVDs
3rd place: 3-month Gold membership plus erotic DVDs
Each of the top 10 finalists will receive 500 points.
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Congrats to the winners!
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Posted:Nov 3, 2009 2:09 pm
Last Updated:Nov 6, 2009 11:58 am
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Congrats to the winners in our Naughty Costume Contest:
1st place: MariaGracaMello
2nd place: KiNkYcUpLe4YoU
3rd place: Coupledluv
Thanks to everyone for your spooktacular contributions...and stay tuned for our deliciously enticing FOOD PORN contest, starting next week!
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Naughty Costume Contest
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Posted:Oct 9, 2009 4:51 pm
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2011 9:46 am
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THE CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED
The spookiest time of the year is upon us once again, so it's time to show off your favorite Halloween getup in our annual Naughty Costume Contest!
We want to see the most creative, sexy, funny, titillating, or terrifying costumes! Dress yourself up with creative costuming, fabric, props, body paint - whatever you can come up with! The more creative, the better!
All members are eligible, with up to five entries per member. The deadline to enter is Monday, October 26th, at 11:59 a.m. Pacific time.
The Passion staff will judge the entries and select ten finalists, which will be announced on Tuesday, October 27th. Members may then vote for their favorite amongst the top 10. The deadline to vote is Tuesday, November 3rd at 11:59 a.m. (PST). Winners will be announced soon thereafter.
Please post original photos. If you can find it on the Internet, so can we. Cheaters will be immeditaly deleted.
Only post valid entries. Text posts without a valid entry will be deleted.
All entries must adhere to the Photo Guidelines.
How to enter the Naughty Costume Contest:
1. Take a photo of your costume and save it as a .jpg or .gif.
2. Reply to this blog posting with a "comment (i.e. "Post a Comment") and who (or what!) you're dressed up as.
4. Click "Browse" next to the photo/icon section when you go to add a post. You'll be able to upload a photo directly from your computer. It's that easy!
Please note that member votes for Disagree and Agree are not factored into the judging process. The judges are basing their final decisions on creativity, originality, sex appeal and humor.
How to vote for one of the top 10 finalists:
1. A special poll will be created and posted on Tuesday, October 27th featuring the ten finalists. Next to each entry is a round "radio" button. Click the radio button next to your favorite entry to cast your vote.
2. Each member is allowed to vote once.
3. The three finalists receiving the most votes will win.
Remember, all photos must adhere to the Photo Guidelines and General Contest Rules. Prizes for this contest are:
(1) 1-year Gold membership plus erotic DVDs
(2) 6-month Gold membership plus erotic DVDs
(3) 3-month Gold membership plus erotic DVDs
Each of the top 10 finalists will receive 500 points.
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OFFICIAL RULES
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Posted:Sep 9, 2009 3:54 pm
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2010 5:27 pm
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OFFICIAL RULES - MY LIFE ON TOP STORY CONTEST
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY
THIS CONTEST IS OPEN ONLY TO RESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES AND CANADA (EXCEPT THE PROVINCE OF QUEBEC) AGED 18 OR OLDER. VOID IN QUEBEC AND WHERE OTHERWISE PROHIBITED, TAXED OR OTHERWISE RESTRICTED OR CONDITIONED BY LAW
1. Eligibility
This contest is open to legal residents of the United States and Canada (other than residents of the province of Quebec) who are 18 years of age or older. This contest is not open to employees, or their immediate families or persons residing in the same household, of General Media Communications, Inc. ("GMCI"), FriendFinder Networks Inc., or their affiliates and subsidiaries, or their advertising or promotional agencies. Not open to professional journalists and writers. Void in Quebec or where otherwise restricted or prohibited by law. All state, federal and provincial laws and regulations apply. This contest shall be construed and evaluated, and is governed by, the laws of the United States of America, regardless of the place of residence of the Entrant.
2. The Submission
In order to enter this contest you must submit an entry (the "Submission" or "Submissions") consisting of a fictitious description of the ultimate sexual "Life on Top" moment to be entitled, "My Life on Top." All submissions must not exceed 500 words in length, be written in the English language and be original and entirely fictitious, including the names of any persons in the story including the first-person narrator if the story is written in the first person. Multiple Submissions from the same person or household are permitted; however, each Submission must be significantly different and only one prize will be awarded to any Entrant or member of an Entrant's household.
3. To Enter
To enter, go to www.Passion.com (the "Website") and follow the directions to post your submission" When you submit your Submission, you become an "Entrant." Only Submissions submitted between 11:59 AM PDT, September 14, 2009, and 11:59 AM PDT, September 28, 2009, are eligible to win or be considered. Submissions must be submitted online using the Official Entry Form.
4. Selection of Winners
From all eligible Submissions, the judges shall select twenty-five (25) Prize Winners and one Grand Prize Winner. The judges will consist of a panel of designated members of the editorial staff of Penthouse Magazine and its affiliated publications with relevant experience in writing, publishing and editing, as well as Heather Vandeven, 2007 Penthouse Pet of the Year (or such other celebrity judge as Sponsor may determine in its sole discretion.) Submissions will be judged on the basis of originality, aptness of expression, level of excitement and compatibility with the editorial standards of the erotic letters and fiction of Penthouse Magazine with equal weight given to each criterion. The decision of the judges is in their sole discretion, and is final, conclusive and binding on all Entrants. Subject to the last sentence of this Paragraph 4, and provided that the chosen Entrants have complied with all the rules of this Contest and are otherwise properly qualified, the judges shall announce the Winners on the Website on or before 12:00 noon PDT on Monday, October 5th , 2009. Notwithstanding the foregoing or anything else in these rules, the judges in their sole discretion shall have the right to select less than twenty-six (26) winners, including the right to select no Winners if an insufficient number of entries is received.
5. Prizes
The prizes are:
One (1) Grand Prize of a trip to New York City and an evening at the Penthouse Executive Club, as further detailed below, approximate retail value $1,100.
Twenty-five (25) Winners Prizes consisting of a hardbound copy of the book "Life on Top" by Clara Darling, published by St. Martin's Press, approximate retail value $14.99.
6. Grand Prize
The Grand Prize consists of:
--Round-trip airfare (coach) for one to New York City from the gateway airport closest to the winner's residence.
--One night's stay (double occupancy) at a hotel in New York City.
--Admission to the Penthouse Executive Club for one evening.
--A US$250 gift certificate toward dinner for two at Robert's, the steakhouse restaurant at the Penthouse Executive Club.
Important Qualifications and Limitations:
--General: Prizes cannot be exchanged and are not redeemable for cash. Winners are responsible for all taxes on prizes. With the exception of the dinner at Robert's, all elements of the Grand Prize are for one person only. Only items listed will be provided; all other expenses, including, without limitation, meals, local transportation, all incidentals, and any expenses of a person or persons other than the Grand Prize Winner, are not provided and are the responsibility of the Grand Prize Winner. Rules and regulations of all locations and venues apply. The date of the trip will be selected by mutual agreement between the Grand Prize Winner and GMCI and must be made within one year of the announcement of the Grand Prize Winner. The trip cannot be made during the following holiday periods: from the day before Thanksgiving through New Year's Day, or the Martin Luther King, Jr., Presidents' Day, Memorial Day, July 4, Labor Day or Columbus Day weekends. Transportation: GMCI shall book the flight on the airline of its choosing. If Grand Prize Winner lives within the New York Metropolitan area alternative transportation will be provided in GMCI's discretion. Hotel: The hotel provided shall be selected by GMCI in its sole discretion. Penthouse Club: Admission only is provided: All drinks and other expenses are responsibility of Grand Prize Winner. Robert's Steakhouse. The $250 gift certificate for dinner includes food and drink, but any expenditures over that sum are the Grand Prize Winner's responsibility.
7. Entrant's Representations and Warranties
Every Entrant represents and warrants, knowing that GMCI is relying thereon, as to each and every Submission that: (a) Entrant is 18 years of age or over; (b) each Submission is Entrant's own original work, is not in the public domain and does not infringe the rights of any third party; (c) each Submission has never before been published; (d) there is no other person entitled to credit or compensation in connection with the Submission or for the rights granted below to GMCI, and (e) that the events depicted in the Submission are entirely fictitious and do not contain descriptions or names of any real or identifiable persons whatsoever, living or dead.
8. Grant of Rights in Submission
By submitting any Submission, Entrant grants, conveys and assigns to GMCI and its affiliates all rights in and to the Submission, as a Work Made for Hire; if for any reason the Submission is ineligible to qualify as a Work Made for Hire under the United States Copyright Law, Entrant grants, conveys and assigns to GMCI and its affiliates, in perpetuity and throughout the universe, all rights of every kind and description in and to the Submission including the copyright therein and thereto and all rights under copyright, including the right to publish, exploit, disseminate the Submission in and by means of all media now existing or hereafter invented and for any purpose whatever including for advertising, purposes of trade and for the creation of derivative works, as well as the right to license and assign all such rights freely to others who may in turn further assign them, and including all ancillary rights necessary to fully exploit the foregoing. Entrants agree to indemnify and hold GMCI and any entities providing services and/or prizes in connection with the contest, and its and their affiliates and subsidiaries, and the officers, directors, employees, distributors and licensees of the foregoing harmless from and against any loss, cost or damage arising out of any claim, suit, demand, action, proceeding or litigation alleging facts which if proved true would constitute a violation of, or render false, any of Entrant's representations and warranties above. All Submissions become the property of GMCI; none will be returned.
9. Editing of Submission; Release of Claims
The editors of Passion or Penthouse shall have the right to edit the winning Submission(s) for conformity to style as well as for content, editorial expression and legal concerns in their sole discretion. By entering, Entrant waives all rights to approve the final copy and releases GMCI from all claims or causes of action whatsoever in connection with the publication of the final version of the Submission, including but not limited to any right of droit moral, copyright infringement, defamation, commercial misappropriation of name or likeness or usage for advertising or purposes of trade, or "false light" invasion of privacy.
10. Winner's Release; Limitation of Liability.
Winner may be required to sign affidavits/declarations of eligibility, assignments of all rights in the Submission, proof of age and residence and such other proofs and documentation as GMCI may require, failing which GMCI may select alternate winners or not award one or more prizes. Winners agree that (except where prohibited) GMCI may use winner's name, picture, portrait, likeness and voice for advertising and promotional purposes without further compensation. GMCI and any entities providing services and/or prizes in connection with the contest shall have no liability and shall be held harmless by winners for any damage, loss or liability to person or property, due in whole or part, directly or indirectly, by reason of the acceptance or use of any prize or participation in this contest or any faults or defects thereof whether latent or apparent. GMCI is not liable for events of force majeure or other unforeseeable events making any prize impossible to award. GMCI reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to cancel or suspend part or all of this contest should virus, bugs, non-authorized human intervention or other causes beyond the control of GMCI corrupt, impair or affect the administration, security, fairness or proper functioning of the contest. GMCI and its promotion and advertising agencies are not responsible for technical, hardware, software or telephone failures of any kind, lost or unavailable network connections, fraud, incomplete, garbled or delayed computer transmissions or lost or misdelivered mail whether caused by GMCI, users or by any of the equipment or programming associated with or utilized in the promotion or by any technical or human error which may occur in the processing of Submissions which may damage a user's system or limit a participant's ability to participate in this contest. GMCI may prohibit an Entrant from participating in this contest or winning a prize if, in its sole discretion, it determines that said Entrant is attempting to undermine the legitimate operation of the contest by cheating, hacking, deception, or other unfair playing practices (including the use of automated quick entry programs) or intending to annoy, abuse, threaten or harass any other entrants or GMCI representatives.
CAUTION: ANY ATTEMPT BY AN ENTRANT TO DELIBERATELY DAMAGE THE WEBSITE OR UNDERMINE THE LEGITIMATE OPERATION OF THE CONTEST MAY BE IN VIOLATION OF CRIMINAL AND CIVIL LAWS AND SHOULD SUCH AN ATTEMPT BE MADE, GMCI RESERVES THE RIGHT TO SEEK REMEDIES AND DAMAGES (INCLUDING ATTORNEYS' FEES) FROM ANY SUCH ENTRANT TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW, INCLUDING CRIMINAL PROSECUTION.
11. Winners List/Rules
For the name of the winners or a copy of the Official Rules, send a stamped, self-addressed envelope for receipt by November 1, 2009 to General Media Communications, Inc., 20 Broad St., 14th Floor, New York, NY 10005.
Please specify rules or winner information. VT and Canadian residents may omit return postage. You may also review the rules at www.Passion.com
Sponsor:
General Media Communications, Inc. (GMCI )
20 Broad St., 14th Floor
New York, NY 10005
Att'n: Editor, Penthouse Magazine
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