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Second Annual Naughty Carol Contest!
1 post 12/21/2009 12:10 am |
Oh the weather outside is frightful, hot sex sounds so delightful, so when there's no one else you know,call a ho,call a ho,call a ho
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(To the tune of Jingle Bells) I’m off to meet a friend I met on A-F-F, She said she was a blond With tits that weren’t bereft. Described as MILF ignored. And horny for my touch. Through snow and ice all night I bored Two hundred miles ain’t much. Oh… Horny nights, lonesome nights, At times it’s just too much. It’s habit always beating off I miss a woman’s touch, so… Off I go down the road For a little something strange. No one needs to urge or goad This night I’d not exchange. I pulled up to the drive. The lights were on inside. I really felt alive To the door I’d smoothly glide. She answered when I rang. But what I did behold Was a man in drag I would not bang Thinking what my mama told. Yes... Get a pic before you lick. Don’t trust no horny dude. Dates online they have a trick Fooled once so don’t you brood. I, Scrambled back for my car, I didn’t wave goodbye. And headed for the nearest bar This tale I will deny.
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To: Here Comes Santa Clause Here cums Dom-Puss, Here cums Dom-Puss, Right down Dom-Puss lane Don’t be scared by all her leather, she’s not into pain Girls and boys all love her toys, because she uses ‘em right! So lets give thanks to the god’s of porn, ‘cuz Dom-Puss cums tonight! Here cums Dom-Puss, Here cums Dom-Puss, Sporting her strap-on But she goes gently, Astro-gliding An 8 inch silicon She won’t violate when she penetrates, you’ll be squealing in delight! So lets all bow to the strap-on queen, ‘cuz Dom-Puss cums tonight! Here cums Dom-Puss, Here cums Dom-Puss, And now it is your turn But listen close to all she orders She’ll teach and you’ll learn Her clit’s so swollen when she’s rollin’, her ass and pussy so tight! She loves to get as good as she gives, ‘cuz Dom-Puss cums tonight!
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12/20/2009 9:51 pm |
On the first day of Christmas my fuck doll did to me... ... ... SHIT! I just mentioned Tiffany! (sorry Tiff!)
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12/20/2009 9:44 pm |
Hey looks nice pussy. feel like tasting it n feel the pleasure by inserting my ? send contact details Rb
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12/20/2009 9:43 pm |
(Oh Christmas Tree tune) O kiss with me,O kiss with me my big north pole is hard for thee O play with me,O play with me You jiggle jingle oh so lusciously In and out so deep heavenly You shudder oh so breathlessly O kiss with me,O kiss with me I get so large when close to thee O lick with me,O lick with me Your skins tastes so deliciously O lick with me,O lick with me Your silky skin to watch the snow I feel your soft lips all over me You'll squrit so crazy intensely O lick with me,O lick with me O in the air your legs will be O thrust with me,O thrust with me my big pole throbbs so pleasantly O thrust with me,O thrust with me slipping in so tight for thee Up and down and all around the pole sticky sweat and so blissfully O thrust with me,O thrust with me I pull your hair to spank aggressively O plow with me,O plow with me I kiss your lips so tenderly O plow with me,O plow with me Ropes of jizz fly boundlessly On your busty cleaveage for thee We fall asleep so blissfully O sleep with me,O sleep with me We start again exhaustfully O romp with me,O romp with me We grind all night so lustfully O romp with me,O romp with me Your face looks so exquisitely You deep ride me so expertly Your legs shake so uncontrollably O climax with me,O climax with me struck together with harmony... This is the Milli Vanilli version.... O kiss with me,O kiss with me my big north pole is hard for thee O play with me,O play with me You jiggle jingle oh so lusciously In and out so deep heavenly You shudder oh so breathlessly O kiss with me,O kiss with me I get so large when close to thee O lick with me,O lick with me Your skins tastes so deliciously O lick with me,O lick with me Your silky skin to watch the snow I feel your soft lips all over me You'll squrit so crazy intensely O lick with me,O lick with me O in the air your legs will be O thrust with me,O thrust with me my big pole throbbs so pleasantly O thrust with me,O thrust with me slipping in so tight for thee Up and down and all around the pole sticky sweat and so blissfully O thrust with me,O thrust with me I pull your hair to spank aggressively O plow with me,O plow with me I kiss your lips so tenderly O plow with me,O plow with me Ropes of jizz fly boundlessly On your busty cleaveage for thee We fall asleep so blissfully O sleep with me,O sleep with me We start again exhaustfully O romp with me,O romp with me We grind all night so lustfully O romp with me,O romp with me Your face looks so exquisitely You deep ride me so expertly Your legs shake so uncontrollably O climax with me,O climax with me struck together with harmony THIS IS MINE.... I HOPE YOU JUDGES ARE PAYING ATTENTION (Oh Christmas Tree) O fuck with me, O fuck with me My cock is hard as mohagany O fuck with me, O fuck with me You jiggle oh so luciously In and out is so heavenly You shudder oh so breathlessly O fuck with me, O fuck with me I get so hard when close ot thee O fuck with me, O fuck with me Your skin tastes so delicously O fuck with me, O fuck with me Your wet and deep as the sea I feel your lips all over me You'll cum like crazy I gaurantee O fuck with me, O fuck with me O' in the air your legs will be O fuck with me, O fuck with me My cock throbbs so painfully O fuck with me, O fuck with me Sliping in so easily Up and down and lubriciously Sticky sweet and blissfully O fuck with me, O fuck with me I pull your hair aggressively O fuck with me, O fuck with me I kiss your lips so blushingly O fuck with me, O fuck with me Ropes of cum fly boundlessly On your tummy capaciously We fall asleep so blissfully O fuck with me, O fuck with me We start again enexhaustably O fuck with me, O fuck with me We grind all night so exotically O fuck with me, O fuck with me Your face looks so exquisitely You ride me so expertly Your legs shake uncontrollably O fuck with me, O fuck with me Stuck together with sweat we will be
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Have Yourself a Slutty Little Christmas (obviously set to: Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas) Have yourself a slutty little Christmas, Let your holes be tight From now on, our clothes will be out of sight Have yourself a slutty little Christmas, Be you straight or gay, From now on, our inhibitions will be miles away. Here we are in our frisky days, Sweating on the floor. Horny friends who are near to us Gather here to fuck once more. Through the years We all will be together, Screwing here and now So, take my shining cock into your mouth. And have yourself A slutty little Christmas now. anyone on yahoo?
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`Twas the night before Christmas and all through the town all Sexy Ones pleas could be heard as her panties came down, "Dear Santa,OH Santa,Plz spank me tonite for I've been ever so good but naughty being very young til tonite" But Santa just chuckled "HOHOHO,I've heard that before from many Lil good naughty girls with their hot red cherry booty bums" As she wriggles and squirms beneath his soft hand's hearty stings to feel her wetness with a promise like that's why it was meant to be such big a thing,"HOHOHO What matters Dear Sexy One as you'll very soon see is that you should be spanked across Santa's lap knee till your sassy bare cheeks is burning bright red!"And with that the jolly fellow did just as he'd said,softly proceeded to spank her with Lil of his might till her yelps echoed loud in the cold frosty night, With each cup hand swat ringing out that turned her soft round bum so very Hot Red as she's being spanked with many smacks all very red, the jolly fellow reached into his gift bag to pull out a Lil fur paddle of well seasoned soft wood "HOHOHO Now this is the gift that makes Lil good naughty girls" as He remarked with a big grin "I think you'll soon find how wonderful it feels on yur ample tender soft cherry cheeks for thee" "Oh please Santa spank me I want more more!" as she cried in dismay as the fur wood paddle cracked down without further delay despite all her approval wailings and shrieks it soon deepened red blush on her squirming Bum Cheeks,Oh how she wriggled but all was in vain for the fur paddle descended down again to spank till her bouncing bare bum was Sizzling Red Hot a bright red cherry like a bowl full of jelly, when at last he relented allowing her to rise gave her warm Huggs as she smiled gently wiping the tear from her eyes "There my Dear Sexy One CUM here to gently rubb soothing snow cream on yur Blazing Hot Booty Bum" then he exclaimed "Well Sexy One your sweet cherry cheeks is so sexy curved you had a cheerful Merry Christmas spanking you so richly deserved" I'm sure I don't need to explain "If you're a Lil naughty good girl then I shall Cum to give you good booty bum cheek spanking again when your a Lil naughty to remember my Dear Sexy One Santa keeps watching for you all during the whole year!" Then smiling he shouldered his bulging big gift bag to sent her away with a crisp farewell gentle bum smack,So she hurried to bed with cheerful satisfaction you know with a big smile on her face and her bottom all aglow with a sense that all things were all right as she slept on her tummy all that night to hear Santa out on his Sleigh S"OHOHOH Merry Christmas to all and to all a good naughty nite"
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12/20/2009 7:24 pm |
jiggle my balls, jiggle my balls, til I cum inside your mouth. Swallow every ounce of cum while I moan, scream and shout. Your pussy is so wet as I'm sucking on your tits, I finger fuck you oh so hard and gently rub your clit. Jiggle my balls, jiggle my balls and keep me oh so hard, Now I fuck you in your ass and shove it in so hard. jiggle my balls, jiggle my balls I'm going to cum again, I love to taste your pussy juice but next time bring a friend. Love2godown
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12/20/2009 7:06 pm |
To Oh Christmas Tree: Oh big huge cock Oh big huge cock I want to suck you badly Oh big huge cock Oh big huge cock I can't get any sadly I think about it all night long I think about it and sing my song Oh big huge cock Oh big huge cock I want to suck you badly
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12/20/2009 4:54 pm |
Marry Christmas to all of you
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12/20/2009 4:22 pm |
well the weather outside is frighful but the pussy is so delightful and since she has a dick to blow fuck a who fuck and go fuck and go and the signs on her face arnt changing and i brought my dick for pleasing the lights are turned down low fuck and go fuck and go
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Jingle bells, Jingle bells, All is layered with hay. I got myself a huge bonner, praise old christmass day. She always was a great big bitch cumming all the way. She blew a fart earlier on and made the horse's sway. Poor saint nic almost lost his dick which gave more room to play. Jingle bells, jingle bells praise old christmass day.
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12/20/2009 1:07 pm |
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12/20/2009 1:06 pm |
Jingle bells, jingle bells cum all on my face got a cock up in my ass and its pumping at fast pace. Jingle bells, jingle bells doing sixty nine watch all couples hump and fuck with food play and some wine Bodies all around in a ten bed open room sucking noises sound and some ooo I'm cumming soon Passion members signed up for an orgy making night men and women fuck and suck for a Xmasey delight Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells watch me masterbate gangbangs, toys, spanking, blindfolds, and assballs totaling eight. Jingle bells, jingle bells, camcorders delight clits and dicks and dildos licked and cum so thick and white. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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we wish you a merry christmass, we wish you a merry christmass, what a miracules time of the year. Santa cums down the chimmney and I just let out a great big turd on Passion writting wear.
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GO TELL TO THE WORLD, I FOUND WEBSITE BEST OF ALL, THERE I FOUND MY DREAM GIRLS MATURE ONE AND AMATEUR ONE, GO TELL TO THE WORLD, NOW I M BUSY WITH MY Passion, DATING GIRLS FROM EVERYWHERE, EVERY-TYPE AND EVERY-AGE. IF YOU FILL LONELY, JOIN THE Passion THIS CHRISTMAS SEARCH FOR YOUR DATES AND THEN FUCK THEM ALL. GO TELL TO THE WORLD, I FOUND WEBSITE BEST OF ALL,
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GO TELL TO THE WORLD, I FOUND WEBSITE BEST OF ALL, THERE I FOUND MY DREAM GIRLS MATURE ONE AND AMATURE ONE, GO TELL TO THE WORLD, NOW I M BUSY WITH MY Passion, DATING GIRLS FROM EVERYWHERE, EVERY-TYPE AND EVERY-AGE. IF YOU FILL LONLYER, JOIN THE Passion THIS CHRISTMAS SEARCH FOR YOUR DATES AND THEN FUCK THEM ALL. GO TELL TO THE WORLD, I FOUND WEBSITE BEST OF ALL,
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twas the nite before christmas and the elves were all done so it was off to the bar for just alittle fun when they got to the bar what should appear but dear old mrs claus wearing nothing but beer said she was fed up with that asshole this year and needed some real fun so came in for a beer i came here tonight to get myself laid and you boys better do it if you want to get paid so one started licking and two started were fucking and 3 cocks at once mrs claus was sucking by the time it was over she had fucked the whole crew laided covered in cum and drinking a brew said you elves did great and have some nice dicks so what in the fuck do i need with st nick
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i just found this letter my wife must have wrote to dear old st nick but it must be a joke she wants some new new tits the ones that dont sag and an ass that looks great not like two cats in a bag a stomach so flat and as hard as a table and a new button ring to stick in her naval and a brand new pussy the tighter the better and if you could do it can you make it get wetter and the last on her list was the biggest of all make my hubbys cock grow at least 12 inches tall
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i sit here tonight a letter to st nick about just what i want to sit on my dick i want her to be tall nothing short and stubby or ill never be able to get up a chubby id like a red head with nice firm breast and big hard nipples the kind that rub on your chest a pussy real small so wet and so tight to get my cock in it'll take up fight and when she sucks cock it should feel like a pro like i spent 20 dollars on a some young city ho well that is my wish i hope you get this in time so when i wake in the morning its her i do find now if i wake in the morning and find nothing but socks next year you fat ass you can suck on my cock
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twas the nite before christmas as we laid on the bed me rubbing her pussy her stroking my head then right out of the blue she said with a smile i want to see you suck cock and i have for awhile the thought of you sucking on a nice hard pole makes me so wet just look at my hole if you do this for me and go all the way i promise my sister for you the next time we play the next thing i knew there i was on my knees with a big hard cock i needed to please i started off slow just a lick and a nibble till she said take it all enough of that dribble so i slide his cock deep right to the back of my throat then slide his head down without even a choke he came in my mouth a load so big and so bold and i swallowed it all just like i was told i sat there thinking about what i had just done but her and her sister now that would be fun when see reach for her coat and then opened the door i got a sick feeling and fell on the floor she said i am leaving hope you forgive me but you sucking a dick i just had to see so guys get your play first then give them their space or youll end up like me with cum on your face
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we were alone christmas eve when we came apon this site the wife horny as hell so it just seemed kinda right in just a few minutes we were gold memebers you know and down the sex highway the both of us did go in less then an hour we had two cocks in the house standing hard and long here to please the spouse she dropped to her knees a huge cock she was sucking as i taped the whole thing her sucking and fucking she moaned and she groaned her eyes rolled in her head then she came so much it totally soaked the bed then on to her knees mouth opened up wide as they shot their loads down deep inside she swallowed it all then lick then both clean showed them to the door then back to the screen said the nite is still young so what could it hurt to have a cock or two over for alittle desert and when it was over she had been fucked all nite and it all got started by just finding this site
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12/20/2009 7:54 am |
I love pussy a
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12/20/2009 7:50 am |
Got the holiday feeling... use the tune to Jingle bells... Web site bling, web site bling, all over the page Use it well and you can tell I thinks it's all the rage Stick it on the top or place it down below Show him how to get it in or just to catch a "blow" Pretty titties too or double D delight squeeze them, kiss them, show the off: "HEAD LIGHTS" girls : on bright From the boys there's long and thick and others that part the lip But we want them all. Dis 'n lekker jol - Especially those that drip Web site bling, web site bling,all over the page Use it well and you can tell I thinks it's all the rage
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