And the winner is.....
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Posted:May 14, 2012 2:00 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2012 12:12 pm
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ME WOO HOO!
Some may know that last year I was duped into playing crown green bowls by my friend. Last season I didn't win a single game and now nine games into the second season I have finally broken my losing streak. It is fair to say that I'm a bit bloody happy about it.
Games played 29
Won 1 Lost 28
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HNW, Spank my ass.
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Posted:May 9, 2012 4:07 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2012 12:11 pm
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After my last one, I think you know whats coming....
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Cut and paste messages: Friend or foe?
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Posted:May 7, 2012 11:58 am
Last Updated:Jul 30, 2015 3:12 pm
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I am the first to admit I am not really a lover of the good old cut and paste message but received two mails recently one made me laugh and one got instantly deleted due to content. Yet both made my brain whirring.
The one that made me laugh was very clearly a cut and paste, well clear to me anyway. Copy of message as follows
Hi There
Come on over here, that's it.
Pull up a chair sit yourself down.
Want to chat ? I would love some fun with you.
I tried to get you in IM to no avail so I looked up your profile and thought I would drop you a line. I am very impressed with your straight talking on your profile.
I would like to think I have good conversation and humour, but good looks is in the eye of the beholder.
I would love to chat with you on IM on here or messanger if you have it. Would be nice to hear from you. I did try to get you in IM to no avail...
I love good conversation and a laugh. What ever the subject especially if fun.
I have a photo if interested.
How was it obviously a cut and paste to me, well I did feel the need to reply to this message giving him three tips.
First tip, if your going to do a cut and paste, don't paste it twice in the same message.
Second tip, you might want to drop the IM portion as I never use IM so the likely hood of you seeing me on it is really slim.
Third tip, if you had read my profile as stated you'd know I already ask for a photo.
The one that I deleted can be on Vixen1982 post email of the day if you want to give it a perusal. I'm including this as it didn't even register in my brain that it was a paste job. Possibly due to its content as if he had given my profile a quick glance then he'd of seen I'm not into water sports. Yep your all going to have a look now aren't you! It was only when I read vixens post that I knew it was a paste job.
They made me wonder how many messages do we get where we just don't realise they are a cut and paste.
Do us women only say we hate cut and paste, due to the mass of clearly dubious messages that we get? The first message I received although not applicable to me may be very applicable to others.
How many messages that actually get us interested are nothing more than an extremely good cut and paste? I have it on good authority that cut and pastes do work and work often.
If your going to write one you'd best make sure they are good, as the only thing I'll say for sure is done right they can be your friend and done wrong they will be your foe. But please at least give the profile a quick read to make sure its somewhat applicable.
What is your view on cut and pastes?
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Miracles do happen
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Posted:May 5, 2012 7:57 am
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2015 9:45 am
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For as long as I can remember I've always regarded my breasts to be on the small size and not in proportion to the rest of my body, so have always relied on the super dooper enhancement bras when I'm on a night out.
I've only had a proper bra fitting once in my life when I was about 18 and as they didn't really alter due to the fact that I've not had and my dress size hasn't altered. I have always bought the same size of 32C or slight variants if I though it didn't fit properly from that point.
I have always wanted surgery just to at least get them proportionate to the rest of me. Certainly not overboard to the Jordan/Katie Price ratio.
A few days ago I noticed that they just appeared bigger, I had definition where once there was none. So today was determined to go and get myself a fitting done. Even before I'd taken my top of the assistant said she could already tell I was bigger than what I said. So tape measure out then off she toddles and comes back with a few bras to sample. First one on and it fits like a dream, obviously realise I have been wearing the wrong size. When she told me what size it was I was speechless. If you'd of told me that I'd needed a 34DD bra, I would of said dream on and be laughing hysterically on the floor. To prove the point I then try on the others, point definately got proved.
The ultimate question of 'Are you pregnant?' was asked erm nope if I was then I'd be due to drop any day (yes it has been that long) and really shouldn't of gone to Alton Towers yesterday.
So rather than surgery my tits have decided to grow by themselves, either that or I was never fitted properly the first time. But still a darn sight cheaper than surgery and a bloody good reason to buy some nice new bras!
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Great day with a few blips.
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Posted:May 4, 2012 1:54 pm
Last Updated:Feb 12, 2013 12:46 pm
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Well Alton Towers was fantastic, didn't rain, wasn't freezing, longest queue time was 20mins. Still presently have a wet arse from the river rapids and log flume.
First blip of the day was my mates partner losing his wallet on the first ride, which also contained my friends cards and cash. DOH! Cue rapid phone calls to banks to cancel cards, and them being grateful that my brother had paid me his rent the night before so I could lend them some cash. Upside of this her and I went on as many rides as we could whilst they were on the phone.
Second blip, even though she was allowed into the queue, just as we were about to board Air, is requested to be remeasured and then gets refused access to the ride. Though apparently I could go by myself, my response I'm not abandoning a nine year old .
Third blip, Nemesis was shut down just as the ride had finished so we were left dangling for about 20mins. The technical difficulty transpired to be someone had been sick on the initial incline so needed to be taken off and then seat and mechanism cleaned up.
Right now I am bloody knackered!
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woo hoo
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Posted:May 3, 2012 12:42 pm
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2015 9:45 am
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This is completely irrelevant but presently I'm an excited little lady! After 10 years as due to work and waiting for my friends to become tall enough, I'm finally going to pay another visit to Alton Towers tomorrow. I can't wait!!!!!!
I admit on certain things I am a really big !
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HNW special. You want to see my pussy?
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Posted:May 2, 2012 2:13 pm
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2012 1:35 pm
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What more do you want? Its a pussy isn't it? and also quite bald. Though I'll be keeping the hair remover cream away from my cat through fear of getting scratched to hell. As for myself I've found I much prefer the tried and trusted razor blade.
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Its only words
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Posted:Apr 27, 2012 2:22 pm
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2015 1:25 pm
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A few of you may know of my dislike for text speak and lack of attempt at grammar in mail sent to me. On an old post one of the comments included such a simple phrase
for words are all we have on here
Recently I found something which helps to illustrate why I appreciate good use of the english language.
No changes in spelling, no rearranged words, just simple punctuation marks. Which with alternative positioning produce two sentences with completely different meanings. It is far to easy to inadvertently cause offence, something written can be misinterpreted and taken in completely the wrong way.
Once I posted a comment on a blog and was a bit taken aback by the reply. When I reread my comment I realised quickly that I hadn't written it in the way my head was telling me. Personally I think I came across as a bit of a bitch, as someone who hadn't completely read the post and as someone who just commented to try and fit in. So could understand why the reply was a bit abrupt. I decided to not try and correct myself. In case I ended up in a hole I couldn't get out of.
So I'm as guilty as some people when it comes to crimes against the English language but you know what... at least I give it a damn good go!
Even poor spelling can lead to misinterpretation as some words can sound the same and have different definitions. There/their, Hear/here, Flour/flower, So/sew/sow etc etc. Alas there are some words in our beloved language whose definition depends on the context in which they are used. For example. Your a HOE, some may wonder why they've been called a piece of gardening equipment. Some women may turn round and slap you. Shes a BITCH, perfectly acceptable if referring to a female canine. Same theory applies with the word COW.
They may just be words and stupid little marks but its so easy to at least try to use them correctly. Look at me giving it a go....
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HNW The morning after the night before.
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Posted:Apr 25, 2012 12:57 pm
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2016 5:14 pm
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After the antics relating to my previous HNW, there of course comes the hangover scenario. You can possible tell how I'm feeling just from my face. I wasn't even in the mood to protest having my photo taken.
I was meant to have been showing of my brand spanking new bikini by the pool, but alas falling asleep on the lounger didn't help and had to be woken up to put sunscreen on. My answer was to throw my towel over me as a sheet and promptly fell asleep again and also crawled into bed when we got back to the room and didn't get up until the morning.
Remembering my last holiday though is making me realise that I desperately need another one!!!!
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Sometimes lying is worth it!
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Posted:Apr 24, 2012 3:05 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2012 4:25 am
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Aside from possibly being the worst tattoo ever. How would you get Pinocchio's nose to grow? What would you say?
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Spit or swallow
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Posted:Apr 24, 2012 2:51 pm
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2013 5:01 pm
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Personally I have yet to sample an ejeculate that tastes nice, so I'm mainly a spitter. I read today that semen contains zinc and calcium, both important factors for healthy teeth. Yet I'm pleased to say that as I have none problematic teeth. I don't need to worry to much. Obviously semen needs to be ingested to have any health benefit, the article however didn't say in what quantity it has to be to gain any benefits.
Due to the nature of my colleagues favourite daily newspaper I do take everything I read in it, with a pinch of salt, yes cheap pun intended. Surely though any interactive experimental research required to determine what the appropriate quantity should be, might actually be quite fun to partake in. Especially just to find one that might taste nice.
I know there are many different things a man can do to alter the taste, but can I think of any of them at the moment. Can I buggery! Some enlightenment is required.
One possible little known fact though. Sperm is actually good for the skin, when the water evaporates the remaining protein tightens the skin and will help to temporarily reduce wrinkles. Brings a whole meaning to the term 'facial'.
Unfortunately though we would need to walk round with dried crusty spunk on our faces all day.
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What a moron
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Posted:Apr 20, 2012 2:53 pm
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2012 6:37 pm
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It has been a while since I had a moan about my boss, and today he has been a first class tool! Pretty soon I'm going to leap from the face palm WTF moments to banging my head against the desk.
Every time I finished a phone call it was always 'what was that about', 'who was it'. The constant questioning and criticisms is really bugging the hell out of me. Why does he need to know? If he can do it better then why doesn't he. Even when given a perfectly adequate answer he still doesn't shut up. Nothing is ever good enough, yet all the time its him that fucks everything up, well 99.9% of the time.
The general observation would be that he doesn't trust us at all. If that was the case then why does he go on holiday and have days off. If he trusts us enough to do such, then he should bloody leave us the fuck alone throughout the day.
Cause hes truly pissing me off.
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HNW My first and possibly last.
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Posted:Apr 18, 2012 1:05 pm
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2016 5:15 pm
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Yes this is my first ever half naked wednesday, but a bit different than what your probably expecting as I never do things normally.
Apologies for the location, it was the end of a long drunken night on the tiles on holiday. Yes I was a little bit ill. I didn't even know my friend was taking photos until she showed me the slide show in the morning. Yep a whole slideshow apparently we were in there for an hour and she took quite a few as a memento for me and as bribery material.
OK the memento bit is true, bribery material a little bit fabricated.
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