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Blogs > 69missb > frustrations of a single girl

Sometimes lying is worth it!  

69missb 44F
609 posts
4/24/2012 3:05 pm
Sometimes lying is worth it!


Aside from possibly being the worst tattoo ever. How would you get Pinocchio's nose to grow? What would you say?

FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
4/25/2012 1:41 am

 Could be a bit confusing if you ask him "Does my bum look big in this?"


69missb replies on 4/25/2012 1:28 pm:
I'd be OK as my bum looks big in everything

FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
4/25/2012 2:15 pm

 He's supposed to do the lying, not you!

You don't have a big arse in that photo of you rolling around drunk on the floor of a hotel bathroom!


Centaur_UK 46M
1770 posts
4/26/2012 8:19 am

 Do you think he's got "wood" in his pants.


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Centaur_UK 46M
1770 posts
4/26/2012 8:21 am

 He probably shouts "timber" every time he goes to take a leak.
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mocetar7 54M
Ask me for a photo
1940 posts
4/26/2012 11:32 pm

 I bet the hospital staff will have an unforgettable experience if he ever drops his knickers there...

Oh, and umm... he's going to get asked a lot of questions by his lover(s) for sure, and heaven help him if it rises when it's not supposed to...


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