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if like me your getting fed up of trawling through countless messages from time wasters and undesirables and those who obviously haven't read your profile. I thought I'd create a place where everyone can have a rant and a moan, seek advice give advice.
If you do have any suggestions or questions type it in the private post, you make like or dislike any response but hey, you did ask!!
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I keep my promises
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Posted:Jan 8, 2011 6:21 pm
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2011 3:48 pm
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On my profile I have said for a condition for a guaranteed non reply, if you message me anything slightly explicit I reserve the right to post it on my blog. Basically so everyone can laugh at it. Does anyone really think that this kind of message is a good way to introduce yourself...... So this is what I've recently been sent....... copied and pasted and i've not bothered to correct the spelling and grammer.
I hand you a little wooden veneer box, about 4" square
you are curious as to its contents, u slowely open the lid and peer inside.
it has a padded velvet lining and sat on the are to little balls, slightly smaller than ping pong balls.
they appear to be attached by a piece of string, and one of them has a piece of its own.
You look at me slightly confused and i motion to pick them up.
They are heavier than you imagined, and you can feel there is something heavy inside them that moves about freely as you move them in your hand. This makes the balls wobble in an intriguing way.
I now explain to you what they are for, and your eyes widen at the thought.
we decide that we should try them out immediately
Your wearing a summer dress and panties, so slip the panties down and lay back on the bed.
The thought of what I have told you has made you more than a little frisky, so as i kneel between your thights the thrill of my breath on your exposed pussy is devine.
I more closer and my lips meet yours (pussy) and i proceed to gently kiss you my tongue snaking out a little to sample the taste and texture of your lips.
My tongue parts them slightly exposing the tight little hole, I then move my hand to your pussy and gently move one of the balls in circles between your lips. its not long before your pussy yields and the ball slides smoothly inside.
I do the same with the second ball, leaving only the trailing string.
My mouth now gives your pussy some more attention kissing and licking, finding your clit and sucking gently.
Now the love eggs are inserted, you stand up. the little weight inside each one makes it move and twitch inside you as you move. The feeling is stimulating and you move about the room a little savoring the sensations deep inside your pussy.
What makes them all the more wicked is that once they are inside you, only you and I know they are there, secretly teasing stimulating and arousing you. xxx
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please read profiles........ its common sense
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Posted:Jan 5, 2011 2:32 pm
Last Updated:Oct 8, 2011 6:33 am
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to a select few who've recently mailed me saying 'i've read your profile' i say 'really you've read it?' cause if you had you'd clearly see that i have criteria stated which will guarantee a non reply if you mail me. some of which if not all, you have met.
man or woman, you can save a lot of time and effort by just reading a profile.
some i know have a question at the bottom of the profile, which has to be answered in any initial message as proof the profile has been at least read.
starting to sound like a good idea to me.
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pet hates
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Posted:Jan 3, 2011 4:35 am
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2016 9:35 am
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I know my spelling isn't particularly great at the best of times. But one of my all time no nos is text speak in messages and profiles. I really can't understand what it reads. The english language has vowels and grammar for a reason and they are designed to be used. You may be gorgeous and possibly show me the time of my life but with text speak I'm surprised your able to use the website as it makes you appear thicker than two planks nailed together.
Anybody else have any pet hates?
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to reply or not to reply.
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Posted:Jan 2, 2011 5:27 am
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2015 8:02 am
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When I first started on this site I did do my best to reply to all even with a thanks but no thanks etc. I thought it rude not to. After a while I started getting 'your a bitch, you don't know what your missing out on' and other variations. So in a situation where either way I'm going to be thought of as a bitch, I will read ignore and delete. Is this wrong of me?
And men if you do get a nice no thanks message from anybody, take it as it is. Cause if you do send a rude response back, it just proves said person did right to start off with.
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weird/slightly abusive messages
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Posted:Jan 1, 2011 4:17 pm
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2015 8:00 am
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I'm hoping that I'm not the only person who gets these type of mails, recently received one email that simply said 'you need to get bigger tits'. Why...? what is the point in sending that?
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To link to this blog (69missb) use [blog 69missb] in your messages.
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