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I keep my promises  

69missb 44F
609 posts
1/8/2011 6:21 pm
I keep my promises


On my profile I have said for a condition for a guaranteed non reply, if you message me anything slightly explicit I reserve the right to post it on my blog. Basically so everyone can laugh at it. Does anyone really think that this kind of message is a good way to introduce yourself...... So this is what I've recently been sent....... copied and pasted and i've not bothered to correct the spelling and grammer.

I hand you a little wooden veneer box, about 4" square
you are curious as to its contents, u slowely open the lid and peer inside.

it has a padded velvet lining and sat on the are to little balls, slightly smaller than ping pong balls.
they appear to be attached by a piece of string, and one of them has a piece of its own.

You look at me slightly confused and i motion to pick them up.

They are heavier than you imagined, and you can feel there is something heavy inside them that moves about freely as you move them in your hand. This makes the balls wobble in an intriguing way.

I now explain to you what they are for, and your eyes widen at the thought.

we decide that we should try them out immediately

Your wearing a summer dress and panties, so slip the panties down and lay back on the bed.

The thought of what I have told you has made you more than a little frisky, so as i kneel between your thights the thrill of my breath on your exposed pussy is devine.

I more closer and my lips meet yours (pussy) and i proceed to gently kiss you my tongue snaking out a little to sample the taste and texture of your lips.

My tongue parts them slightly exposing the tight little hole, I then move my hand to your pussy and gently move one of the balls in circles between your lips. its not long before your pussy yields and the ball slides smoothly inside.

I do the same with the second ball, leaving only the trailing string.

My mouth now gives your pussy some more attention kissing and licking, finding your clit and sucking gently.

Now the love eggs are inserted, you stand up. the little weight inside each one makes it move and twitch inside you as you move. The feeling is stimulating and you move about the room a little savoring the sensations deep inside your pussy.

What makes them all the more wicked is that once they are inside you, only you and I know they are there, secretly teasing stimulating and arousing you. xxx

FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
1/9/2011 8:23 am

Yes, you're definitely right to be suspicious of a man who prefers you to jog around your room wobbling the love eggs stuffed in your vajayjay that only he and you know about.

I hope you emailed him back to tell of your disappointment on finding that once he slipped down your panties, had you lying on your back and indulged in a little tongue play, he forgot to fuck you...

It seems to me that some men use this site for their wank fantasies rather than (shock, horror) actually meeting women...


ChilledKinkster 41M

3/6/2011 2:34 am

I'm not sure what was more offensive to me, the crap writing style or the content... It's a hard choice


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