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I'm a single, independent, opinionated, funny, smart, think I'm funny and smart woman. I'm not beautiful but will admit to having "something", Beggin' Strips in my purse (Alluding to the fact that some men are dogs and certain ones just hunt) that appeals. I love sex and given a considerate, skilled partner, will forgo food and sleep if forced to choose~LOL! I like the seduction and enjoy all the props. I'm not opposed to the occasional nooner but the nighttime is the right-time for me! I like my sex to be sexual, go figure. I ALSO enjoy vertical entertainment like exploring the city and know lots of little venues of interest. I love dining out, music, dancing and most forms of nightlife. I love a reason to dress up but am most comfortable in jeans. I'm a Forestry major who's wandered into the desert, (before GPS!) I love the natural world in most forms and I consider myself a conservationist. I'm not looking for a life long partnership but would consider the duplex~
My Ideal Person:
I'm hoping to encounter people who are smart (can correctly spell 90% of the words they write)and represent themselves in an honest fashion. There's something to be said about understating oneself! I have a wicked sense of humor so if "The Far Side" was never your bag, perhaps I wont be either, Lol! I want people who are actually interested in meeting and realize that we all Reserve the Right of Refusal and as grown-ups know that attraction has to work in both directions. I want to meet individuals who are height and weight proportionate, not thirty pounds heavier than their photo depicts. If you see three chins in the mirror, this could mean you. Since I'd have to be able to recognize you without pulling your pants down, I'm gonna require a picture of your Face if you have an interest in meeting. Love the cock-in-hand shots but I was saying that after you see three hundred (Photo's!!), you've pretty much seen them all. In the interest of full disclosure, two of MY posted pics are old enough to drink this year, noteworthy~Is it obvious? I have a high sex drive and am searching for a partner that doesn't bloody easily. I'm not seeking quantity but quality. Oh alright, I would like to have a frequent, reoccurring, habitual, chronic, mutually satisfying, compelling,HIGH QUALITY sexual relationship. You know the rule, the more you get, the more you want! I don't want for much, do I? P.S If you are married and have an "understanding" with your wife, please bring a note from home. I'm sure she'll "understand"
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?: A bed, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), An airplane, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, At a nightclub, My outdoor spa
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?: I'm gonna say that I find Stephen Colbert the SEXIEST man alive~ He's decidedly my TYPE. I think humor can be its own aphrodisiac. Funny remains attractive long after your looks go to hell, dont you think?
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