My Ideal Person:
She's a bigger girl, He's a skinny guy.
We're looking for girls that are not big but not skin and bones..
Guys.. the skinnier the better lol.

If you're old enough to be our mother or father.... or even older.... We want nothing to do with you please don't even message me. We prefer someone 18-28 but MIGHT make an exception UP TO 35....

Guys if you have a huge monster penis you're not for us. But 6 inches with a little bit of width is a pretty good size.. maybe a lil bigger. As long as you can please us.. we're more than happy to please you..

Guys and girls... trimmed neatly or hairless is preferred... Thanks.

If you want to talk to us please at least PRETEND to know how to speak english.... honestly.. is everyone on the internet completely illiterate? If you can't hold a semi normal conversation with at least a 3rd grade vocabulary.. we really want nothing to do with you.

**please note... this is more or less a guideline.. not completely set in stone.**

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Pink Floyd, Janis Joplin, Avenged Sevenfold, Three Days
Grace, Nickelback, Hinder

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A store dressing room, A hotel room, At a nightclub, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Handcuffs/Shackles

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom at the same time. (it's
all about the dirty pirate look.yummm)

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.