If any of us were as amazing as we make ourselves seem on these profiles, I doubt we would be divorced/single.... but this is the part where I am supposed to wax poetic about myself no matter how uncomfortable that is for me.
I have a great dry sense of humor and LOVE to laugh. A man with those same traits is amazingly sexy to me. Joy... laughter and a sense of humor will get you through a lot of rough spots.
I have fun doing almost everything, and nothing at all. I love almost any form of live entertainment... theater, concerts, jazz festivals, plays. I love everything that is the color green... grass, tree's, eyes.
I love to travel and can have a bag packed in 15 minutes.
I love anything in water. Swimming, playing, or just sitting on the edge with my feet in.
I'm interested in most things artistic, creative, sensual or heart-driven.
I have whittled my baggage down to a handbag. If you are still carrying trunks around from previous marriages or relationships please don't contact me. I honestly am not interested in how evil your X is/was.
There is a reason the windshield is bigger than the rear view mirror.
I'm honest enough to understand that I appreciate and enjoy beauty and someone who cares about themselves. I love fine aesthetics in buildings, art, cars, clothes, and yes, men. However in people the real beauty definitely comes from within.
Have you ever noticed how good someone looks when you fall in love with them?
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My Ideal Person:
I love children (obvious by my "5") but I mean truly love them. I love their laughter, their mischievousness, their full out... take no prisoners... zest for life. I love the way they love, unconditional and with everything they have. I think I want a man like that.
I will admit I am getting somewhat jaded with the dating scene and all it entails. I am NOT looking for a husband but I am also not interested in a string of one night stands and random stranger sex. I have values and class. I look for the same in a man. I keep my hopes high & my expectations low. That way I am rarely hurt and sometimes pleasantly surprised.
I don't play hard to get... I am hard to get.
I am not looking to "Hook up" "Have fun" or "Watch you masturbate". If you are married or "attached" please know we will never get together so it's best to look elsewhere. Also, I am not into couples.
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I fantasize about having sex again before I die!
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Kissing
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Nope... well OK, that is a lie. Pierce Brosnan! OMG!
Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.
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