Desired age range: with 10 years ( + or - ) of my age. If you're a single guy younger than me by more than 10 years, we're not likely to be a match regardless of how cute you may be. No Married nen will be considered without their Wife's participation. That means no "Separated", "Attached" or otherwise obligated guys. It's not that I want to keep you - it's just that I don't want to star in an episode of Cheaters.
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I'm a pregnant-looking fat gal with scars, so move on if that's going to be a dealbreaker.
If u writ in kode, ur 2 kewl 4 me and I'm way too old for you. Move on.
Relatively easygoing gal who wants a playful man in bed. Relatively inexperienced woman (lots of book reading, little hands-on experience). I'm a straightforward gal who pays her own way and doesn't care what you own, but will care about when you last cleaned your house (if I'm visiting). I have my priorities in order and I'm seeking a guy friend who knows what being a friend with benefits means in a sexual relationship, and who doesn't immediately build a fence around me and stake a claim.
Absolutely not monogamous in my expectations, however, I practice safe sex all the time every time, and expect you to do so, too.
Yes, I will ask more questions than your mother, your employer and the FBI combined. We're going to be strangers getting nekkid together for fun and laughs, and I don't just jump every dick that waves in my direction. If you can't answer questions, and ask some of your own, then we won't be a match and we'll quickly figure that out after a couple of emails.
I will run a simple background check from the landline phone number that you provide, and if it checks out then I'll be happy to meet you when the time is right.
My Ideal Person:
Kindness and willingness to play trump looks every time, so don't worry about how you look as I enjoy real folks and am neither perfect nor into seeking perfection.
But - no perfumes or heavy colognes, please - I don't mind smokers, but cannot tolerate many kinds of perfumes due to my breathing difficulties.
What are your favorite musicians or bands?: Springsteen, Billy Joel, Melissa, George Thoroughgood, RobertCray, Bonnie Rait, Elton John
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!: In general, I'm living out my stranger fantasy by selecting guys from this site for a FWB sexual friendship.
What types of sexual activities turn you on?: Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, depends on what feels, good to both of us.
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?: I prefer a real man in my arms. You don't have to be rich or perfect, you just have to be available and fun to be with. We'll make it memorable from there.
Have you ever had cybersex?: I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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