Check out the link to my group on Passion.com, Modesto Casual Encounters Check it out before you email me. If you want to know more about me read the links below. :? Clubgirls Boyfriend Squirted for the first time Ditching your date Favorite Comedians Is it better to give or receive? No strings attached is such a copout Spits or Swallows Most outrageous place you're had sex Spits or Swallows Rough Sex CLUBGIRL M&G Crocodiles To sum up my personality, I'm very outgoing, fun, sarcastic, opinionated, chill/laid back and ABSOLUTELY HATE DRAMA! If you have issues, can be controlling, over bearing, or a negative person STOP NOW, DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT….. You will be dissed and dismissed - hahah :)) I'm interested in single men and couples. Everyone else can be a platonic friend. Joke Saudi Marriage Counselling A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counselling. The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave. Ahmed asks, "We realize it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together." "Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately." "So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?" "No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam." "Well, okay," says Ahmed, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?" "Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Allah Akbar! (GOD is great) Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!" "What about different positions?" asks the man. "Allah Akbar! Mafi Mushkila (no problem)," says the Mullah. "Woman on top?" Ahmed asks. "Sure," says the Mullah. "Allah Akbar. Go for it!" "Doggy style?" "Sure! Allah Akbar!" "On the kitchen table?" "Yes, yes! Allah Akbar!" "Can I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?" "You may indeed. Allah Akbar!" "Can we do it standing up?" "No, absolutely not!" says the Mullah." "Why not?" asks the man. "Because that could lead to dancing!"

My Ideal Person:

Looking for a well endowed man. Please have pics available. I'm not looking for a one night stand or "No Strings Attached" sex. If that's you, move on! Do not waste me time or yours, seriously! I'm a fun, laid back, person but if you contact me saying "lets fuck" or say something stupid like that don't be surprised if I rip you a new asshole, most likely you'll just be deleted. Yes this is a sex site but I believe people should be respectful and display manners. I'm looking for someone I can develop a good friendship with, hang out, have good conversations, "real people", who want to invest time and energy getting to know me and enjoying my company. Of course I'd like to find someone to have a good sexual chemistry with but there has to be more to you than a hit it and quit it type of attitude. If you're married and cheating, I'm not interested so don't waste my time. Men, I am looking for someone who is very well endowed. I would like to meet someone who is 7 1/2 - 9 inches. Read my profile preferences before you decide to talk to me. Thanks. My age preference is is 19-39. If you're over 40 then I'm not interested unless you want to be platonic friends. If you want to say hello, that's fine. I have a really good sense of humor and I like to laugh looking for someone who is the same. No drama or games please! I don't mind people being direct but if you come off as perverted creep I'm not going to respond. I consider myself to be a bbw which means big beautiful woman, I'm under 200 lbs. I'm a thick attractive young woman with a high sex drive. I'm open to most things. Obviously from my pics you can see that I like to use toys. UPDATE: Most of the people I become intimate with end up becoming very good friends of mine. Its usually an on going friendship. I don't like to feel pressured for sex. If you decide to contact me your better have some substance, have depth and be about something other than sex. If your full of BS I'm not going to give you the time of day. I'm trying to weed out the superficial assholes who are dense and don't have a clue. If you're not one of those then don't worry it. I have to be pretty blunt or people don't get it. I am open to a LTR "Long Term Relationship" no I'm not actively looking or seeking people out for that. I'm having a lot of fun and enjoying this lifestlye. I think it would be great to meet someone who is like minded. A lot of people have met on this site and become a couple. I think that would be great if I could find that. Please be crystal clear about who you are and what your looking for. Some people do not include a lot of info on their profiles. I guess at this point in my life, I consider it kind of rude for people to just think I'm a sperm deposit rather than a real person with nothing to offer except pussy. If I ad to sum it up or you got one thing out of reading my profile, here it is ----> "FRIENDSHIPS & CHEMISTRY " ok so when I ask you if you read my profile and you said yes, I'm gonna give you a pop quiz so be ready... :))

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Akon, TI, etc (all main stream hip hop artists)

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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