IF I'VE SENT YOU A FLIRT AND YOU'RE OVER 50 MILES OR SO AWAY, I'm just admiring your fine physique/profile or your handsome face.
1. I am married and NOT cheating. I’m encouraged to play one-on-one when I choose to – not because sex is lacking in my marriage – only because we don’t equate love with sex. However, I seem to have enough friends for one-on-one...on to Point #2. 2. My husband loves to watch me with a guy and he especially likes to videotape so if this is something that you’d be interested in, then you go to the top of the list! 3. I’m a Curvey Brunette who loves to be kissed and is good at it too...campy sense of humor...intelligent, silly, hot, friendly, perverse, great attitude...the list can go on and on. Not a Barbie but not a BBW either...just an average-sized 12/14 woman with real and perky small breasts.
4. I get bored of hosting at my home – a change of venue is always fun so if you are able to host in your home, or better yet a hotel room (NOT motel – call me shallow), then you go to the top of the list!
5. I guess I'm hitting my peak because I seem to be going through a cougar phase. I find myself drawn to mature 28 and 29-year-olds...just thought I'd share but that certainly doesn't rule out the 30 and 40-somethings.
6. Look for the bix red "X" on my profile when reviewing it. If you see one, chances are, we won't be a good fit.
7. Kissing and oral...oral and kissing...my two favorites. If they're your two favorites, then you go to the top of the list! (hmmmmm, you all keep telling me that these two are also your favorites; however, my last few encounters only prove to me that YOU like receiving oral better than giving it. I want someone long-last at GIVING it, OK? And now let's talk about kissing: Don't just attack my mouth with your tongue and make it go round and round like a washing machine...yuck! Use your lips, yeah, novel idea I know but that makes the difference in a good kiss.)
8. I'm not pushy, I don't chase, I don't stalk, I don't nag - you better not either.
9. If you're a standard member and you either wink or hotlist me and I see that we may be compatible, I'll prolly send you an email but only if I see a face pic.
10. I am not interested in trysts with out-of-towners. If you're relocating to SoCal, please contact me when you're permanently here.
By the way, I HATE tomatoes...blech.
WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this.
My Ideal Person:
1. Someone intelligent and funny (a sense of humor is a must - I mean, look at my KillerTomato wallpaper!), articulate and well-mannered.
2. Someone taller than me (5'10" and up) and dark-haired...someone with meat on their bones (read: no skinny guys - I'm already married to one!)
3. Someone who smells good...someone who hates the Yankees and the Cowboys and golf and who loves, loves, loves the Dodgers!
4. Someone who always, always uses a condom.
5. If you're a female, I'm looking for my twin! But I'm not interested in an FF...there's got to an M in there somewhere...or an MM.
6. Ahem, pardon me but I'm going to get a little loud here: PLEASE INCLUDE A FACE PIC WITH YOUR EMAIL! I'm not interested in a picture of your package so you needn't bother sending it to me.
7. And thanks for reviewing my profile!
What are your favorite musicians or bands?: No Doubt, Madonna, Gwen Stefani, Luis Miguel, Alanis Morrisette
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!: Someone with meat on his bones, dark haired and tall brings over his portable massage table. The massage starts out very professional, I'm naked under the sheet. And while I'm face down, he takes off his clothes very quietly, all the while massaging me. Then he has me turn over on my back, I'm still under the sheet. He continues to massage me but now it's more erotic...the sheet comes off...
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?: A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room
What types of sexual activities turn you on?: Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Rimming, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Blindfolds
Have you ever had cybersex?: No way. I only want skin on skin.
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