My Ideal Person:
heh... have all your teeth... don't be a douchebag... Can anyone tell me when/how it came to be acceptable or attractive to cheat on one's spouse? Pardon me if I'm wrong, but do you not take vows, promising one another to avoid doing just that? Gentlemen... go fuck your wives. Better yet, go fuck yourselves since your wives aren't interested. I'm not interested either. I'm no one's dirty little secret and I won't start by being yours. Oh, and another thing... If you're so old that your wrinkly ballsack hangs to your knees (or even mid thigh), you take viagra, you get AARP's newsletter, or you have grandchildren my age... I'M NOT INTERESTED. I have no problem with an older man, even a significantly older man... but come on! Yeah, I'm sounding like a bitch (I'm fully aware) but for shit's sake... Apparently common sense isn't plentiful around here! Besides, I could be 4'11" and 300 pounds, with two teeth in my head, no hair and a hunch back and I could still afford to be a little picky. The male to female ratio on this site is certainly working in my favor. So, if you don't like my blunt nature, then kick rocks to the next page and find yourself a mindless, insecure skank to play with. Thank you, that is all

**UPDATE**
Okay... I thought I made it clear enough. Evidently, I did not. I am REALLY, REALLY sick of the incredibly pushy 50, 60, 70 something year old men here. Here's the deal... If I read in a profile that a guy is not interested in full figured women, I move my fat ass along to the next profile. I don't try to convince the guy that I'm the exception to the rule. When you read that I'm not interested in men my father's/grandfather's age... MOVE ALONG! I don't give a hot damn about how much money you'd spend on me, what spa treatments you'd pamper me with, what you own, how virile you think you are, what your tongue can supposedly do to my body (as a matter of fact your descriptions of this make me downright nauseous), or how hung you are. Neither your wallet nor your cock impress me. So, do us both a favor and keep them in your pants. Now, rather than ignoring this entire profile and letting yourself believe that I'll change my mind for you, put on your big girl panties, stop feeling oh so sad, and get off of my page. If you happen to be one of the veeeerrrrryyyyy few men this age that I'd fuck... I'll message you on my own.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
that would take years...

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.