I don't come in out of the rain, I run with scissors, I swim right after I eat, I take candy from strangers, I only use #3 pencils, instead of always wearing clean underwear, I just don't wear any, and if I keep that up - I'll go blind! I have tattoo's, ride a Motorcycle,your typical wild child and bored. Riding my Harley is almost as good as sex......So lets ride each other......
I get up. I go to work. I come home at the end of the day. I usually pick up a vibrator and start playing. I think I may be bored.  I don't need any rude emails. No I do not want to call you. Sure, everyone can use friends, but I probaly won't. If you like my pics, great.... If you don't like my pics, thats great too.... I don't need to know how ugly you think I am...Or how much of a slut you think I am.... Opinions are like assholes..... everybody has one.... Enjoy this site.... and find someone that is looking for the same as you ..... Don't automatically assume that a conversation with me is going to lead to something else. I'm not hung up on race, or size. Sexy is an attitude and mindset, not a dress size. Don't think so? Well, think about this: Marilyn Monroe was a size 16, and she was damn sexy.
My motto in life is-----Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention
of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved
body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used
up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming --"WOW--What a Ride!"
It's plain and simple I'm looking for a Fucktoy........think your up to the challenge?
My Ideal Person:
I can tell you what I AM NOT looking for, LIARS , people who play mind games, one night stands, someone that can't hold a conversation. If you're only looking for a one night stand, please don't blow smoke up my ass, its big enough as it is. If you are married please look elsewhere, as I don't need to be awakened at 2 am by your wife/girlfriend screaming over you. If your wife or girlfriend isnt fucking you..........why would i want to? Tattoos are a big plus. If you don't have a place for meeting other than a dressing room in the mall, my house or a car---Don't Bother.
I love men in uniform and bikers---tattoos are a big plus. A man that can take control in the bedroom - that isn't afraid to take what he wants. A man that likes to be teased to the edge of distraction while out at dinner, a bar or the movies. I want someone that can show me the fine art of playing pool and drinking beer. I must admit when it comes to men I like a bit of a bad boy..not an awful, I'm-going-to-treat-you-like-crap kind of guy, but someone who is going to push me to my limits and then pull me back with a passionate kiss or a warm hug at the last minute. Truth is I'm a nice girl(most of the time) who's looking for some fun companionship and excitement. Maybe it's your love of 80's music, your baseball card collection or the fact that you moved across country on your Harley with just a duffle bag. If you are comfortable in your own skin, have a strong sense of self and aren't afraid to expose your flaws, I'm sure we'll get along just fine. Note that a fuck buddy does not mean bang and run, it means a friend with which to enjoy no strings sex and hang out with from time to time. No expectations. Although if something clicks for both parties, i'd be interested in exploring it where ever it takes us... might be fun.I need to be with someone that can stimulate my mind as well as my body. I believe that a major part of sex is mental and if I can't carry on a conversation and laugh with you, I don't want to have sex with you.
If your really trying to impress me I dont recommend sending a Dick picture. I have toys that would probably put most of your dick pics to shame!
LATEST NEWS---I've found most men on here have their heads so far up their asses they forgot what a womans all about!
MORE NEWS---Are you a wanker ? A jerk ? An asshole ? If you are----then DON'T FUCKING CONTACT ME!
EVEN MORE NEWS-----I want to live my life in such a way that when my feet hit the floor in the morning Satan shudders and says...."Oh shit... She's awake..
If I DIDN'T respond to your email there is a reason, I'm NOT interested!
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
What fantasy? I believe in making it happen!
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A dark back alley
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Mutual Masturbation
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Sam Elliot need I say more?
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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