My Ideal Person:
SAYS SOMETHING more clever than "i have a snake to show you" .. good god!! has everyone gone mad??? THAT would be my ideal person...

I'm through with standing in line to clubs we'll never get in.. this life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be. I'll need a credit card that's got no limit. Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser...when they ask why I drink all day I'll say because I can...

I just want to know what blurs and what is clear to see... I'm always gonna worry about the things that could break us... Take a breath - make it deep cause it might be the last one you get...

I'm married, I'm fun, and I'm scared of snakes.....

Sooo.. take note... any mention of one eyed-snakes, trouser snakes, snake, or any variations thereof will hit the trash.. jest sayin...