My Ideal Person:
Gentlemen, I freely confess I will judge you based on grammar and punctuation. The best path into my pants starts with capitalizing the first word in a sentence and using the spell check.

All that sexy grammar is evidence you may have something seductive rattling around between your ears. It's quite the turnon.

A good sense of humor is incredibly seductive. Making me collapse into a sweaty, giggling heap while we're writhing around naked is a great way to get seconds.

On a far more shallow level, I confess a weakness for brunettes, body hair and beards - though these are by no means mandatory.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
It may be shallow and trite, but I've always wanted
to have two men at once. I don't particularly care if
they're into one another as long as they're both
very into me. Literally.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A movie theatre, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Handcuffs/Shackles

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.