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Hmmmm, I'm strange, weird & unusual.
I'm lookin' for a "friend with benefits", someone to have "fun" with at least once a week.
I can be a pest, if I like you, too! Not a stalker or anything, just kinda' bothersome perhaps! LOL!
I'm very friendly & communicative!
I like hearing from you, especially if we develop a friendship.
I'm very affectionate & I like to cuddle & touch you.
Yeah, I'm one of those "Touchy-Feely" people! LOL!!!
And no black guys please. Just not into it, sorry...
If you're over 100 miles away, you might want to re-think me!!! LOL!!!
Because if you're not willin' to travel to see me, don't bother sending me a messege!
Since I'm a free acct, I can only send so many messeges a day. So please, don't think I'm ignoring you! If you have a pic, please send it, too!
I work weekend nights & I'm a serious NightOwl, so if you like late nights & can play during the week, you could be in luck!
Also, I have no car... & I live in a tiny apt, with a whole lotta' stuff!
But I am for real! Promise!
I'm also a heavy smoker(+ 420!!!), have 2 cats, am a lousy housekeeper, have no bed (I sleep on my couch), & I'm not very pretty.
Annnnnnnnnnnnnd, I'm waaaaaaaaaaay older than listed...
What? You don't believe in Vampires?!?!?! LOL!!!
I'm attempting the impossible when I say that I'm looking for the proverbial "friends with benefits situation." This phrase is used quite often, and carelessly at times, so allow me to express what it means to me. It means that there is mutual respect between both parties, and that it's okay to actually hang out as friends.Dinner or a movie is totally part of the equation when time allows for it, because, as we know, there are schedules to manuever around. With this scenario, I'm also looking for something physical to develop quickly. Now, the time spent with a "friend" is cherished, looked forward to, and is probably the highlight of one's day/week, but at the end of the day...nothing changes. This does NOT mean that there are no feelings between "friends", it just means that there is an understanding that we're not gonna' marry, just hang out & have good times, together.. I still want to remember a birthday, send emails, and surprise my "friend" with thinking of you moments. My philosophy in life is to stay relaxed, cool, calm, and open to whatever happens with whoever it happens with. I'm looking for a "Out Of The Box" type friendship/relationship where I don't have to define or explain it, but I'm satisfied and comfortable with it. I'm not changing my life or lifestyle just turning up the volume and having fun. I look forward to finding the right person. This is probably an oversimplified explanation...but there it is.
My Ideal Person:
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I want a "take charge" kinda' guy, as I'm rather passive "in bed". Someone who's not afraid to "manhandle" me a little.~giggle~ Feel free to get a little rough, too!~wink~
And, You can smack my kitty  but NOT my ass!!!!
Taller than me, fairly well built (NOT overweight!), someone into things not of the norm, likes to laugh & have fun.
I'm a sucker for a big chest & big arms, too! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nothin' better than a man's sexy chest & arms! Especially if those arms are around me!!!
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
You come in, kiss me, hug me & just spread my legs &
start eating me out.... Y'all know I'm kidding, right?!?!?! :))
I want someone I can hang out with, be friends with
& have great sex with!!!
So far, that's been a fantasy, 'cause it sure hasn't
happened yet! LOL!
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The middle of a park, A dark back alley, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Mutual Masturbation, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Fisting, Massage
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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