My Ideal Person:
If you don't include a face picture, I will not respond to you. - I want to see who I'm talking to.

If you type like a ten year old, I will not respond to you. - If you can't put the effort into a profile or a message, why should I bother?

If you treat me like an on-call whore, I will not respond to you. - One message consisting of "Lets fuck now" will not get you anywhere near me.

If all you can come up with to say is "Hi, I liked your pics/profile"...there's nothing there FOR me to respond to. - Really, what am I supposed to say to that, aside from "Thank you," and why would I use a message for two words?

I'm looking for someone intelligent, honest and funny. Most things are negotiable, to a point, but there does have to be an element of attraction.. It's an adult site, after all. I'm not really interested in people twice my age. Flattered and everything, but keep looking.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Handcuffs/Shackles

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.