I like kudos... kudos are oober kewl... please be nice and share the love... of course, I also have no flocking idea of what they're for... 
Okay, so time has passed since my last "tome" of a profile was written, so I'll update and try to keep it shorter this time. New year, new ideas... or lack thereof.
I'm just a person who enjoys life, laughter and would like to find love, though I don't hold my breath considering this site's "intentions". I'm strong but fragile, confident but insecure, smart with stupid tendencies, not high maintenance but wouldn't mind giving it a shot, sometimes redundant but consistent (I don't lie well), funny but serious, gregarious but shy. Oh, and I tend to be a contradiction on occasion. 
If you're looking for the perfect woman, I wish you luck. I'm at the age where I'm set in my ways, will only bend so far and won't change myself for anyone other than myself. Perhaps that sounds selfish to some, but if I'm not happy with me, I'm the one who has to do something about it, not expect for someone to do it for me.
I do have rules when it comes to meeting someone. If you're married or otherwise attached... I'm sorry but I'm not going to swim in those waters... what you do is your business, but I'm not going to make it mine.
I've lost a little over 20 pounds in the last month and have about 20 more to lose (caused by not giving a shit and too many shots of tequila and Corona, now no longer on my diet). I'll be quitting smoking as soon as I get a couple of other things taken care of, so if I'm a tad irritible and my head spins around while lightening bolts shoot out of my eyes, just flocking deal with it. I still look good... at least that's what I'm told and I'll believe it because that's how I am.
My daughter says I'm arrogant, stubborn, bullheaded and retentive, but I've got a great butt. I didn't know I was arrogant until a few months after she said it, but I'll never tell her she was right because I'm too stubborn (or is that bullheaded? ).
I'm not looking to "hook up"... if that's what you're looking for, again, I wish you luck. I cherish friendship above all else. That's not to say I don't love good sex, but I'm very, very picky and if you think I'm going to give you my address or expect me to come to your house the first time we meet, it's not your day to think. I'm looking for a real relationship with someone who is truly available.
WARNING!!!
No person has the right to use anything with regards to me, my profile, my pictures, my blogs, my rantings... none of it... for anything other than what I give my personal written permission to use, which is nothing. Don't do it... it's illegal and you don't want to screw up and break the law, now do you?
My Ideal Person:
Is in my heart, mind, soul and body and I am in his.
He is TALL (over 5'11"); he has great shoulders, chest and arms where I can nuzzle in and feel safe; he has a smile that melts my heart; eyes that I can get lost in; he is honest and he is handsome to me.
When I hear his voice, my heart skips a beat and when I feel his touch, it's magic. He takes time out of a busy day to send a text or email saying "I'm thinking about you" and loves getting them in return. He's not afraid to talk to me and knows that, first and foremost, we are friends. And so very, very important, we laugh together a lot!
Oh, and for the record.... girth is good.... girth is very, very good.
He must want to be monogamous as I'm a one man woman, period, end of discussion. I don't want to get my heart broken again.
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
No.
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, The middle of a park, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, A hotel room
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Spanking, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Blindfolds, Sneezing
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Yea, that guy in that movie... you know the one... there
was a car chase and he jumped out of the way when the cars drove
up on the sidewalk. And then... oh, never mind.
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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