My Ideal Person:
Ideally, you are over 45 and quick witted. You have the opportunity and the means to meet discreetly on a nearly weekly basis. You can get it up more than 1x in a day without pharmaceuticals (although I wouldn't mind experimenting if you do use them) and are vasectomy-safe. You're also not too far away because I am not into traveling just to get laid.

Also note that I'm not looking for cam sex, phone sex, or endless e-mails.

Is that too much to ask for? Some say yes. I'm holding out for those qualities, though, so don't get mad at me if you're applying for the position and you're not qualified.

Read my blog to find out more about me. There's a link to it on this page, ya know.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I always thought it would be sexy to make love in the snow.
Might be too cold, though we'd melt a lot of snow!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, At a nightclub

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Fisting, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Not really.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.