My Ideal Person:
Non-psychos with beautiful souls/spirits...

NB: I feel I have to add this as I'm getting an uncomfortably high number of messages... If you are attached, seriously or casually, I am NOT interested. Even in my "flings", I am monogamous--it's a health/safety thing. So, while I appreciate your situation and your interest, I can only wish you well in your search... Cheers!

P.S. If you're single and you know what the "NB" above stands for, write me... You're probably just the kind of dorky I like...

UPDATE:
Wow. I didn't think this needed to be said, but apparently...

If the difference in our ages relates to important milestones--if our age difference can have a bar/bat mitzvah, drive a car, vote, qualify for lower insurance rates/Medicare, etc.--I am also NOT interested. At the other end of the spectrum, I am also not interested in men who are only familiar with "Who's the Boss?" because they saw it on a retro-TV marathon.

Now, please, read my preferences carefully and understand that the only way I am willing to make an exception is if I reach out to you... If you have to ask me to consider, the answer (99.9% of the time) is "no".

Let's all play nice now...

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Being held down and teased until I'm begging for him
to pound me with his rock hard cock... yummy...

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.