BEFORE YOU MESSAGE ME: I am currently enlisted for active duty army (Hooah!). I ship 12/29 for basic training. Feel free to drop lines but don't be so disappointed if I don't answer lol Have a great New Years! See you guys in 2010!]
When Life Gives You Lemons, Find Someone With The Tequila.
Need To Know
1. Fourth generation Irish woman. I'll drink, swear, and bat an eyelash all the while doing it.
2. Brutally honest. Maybe too honest for your pretty ears to handle.
3. Currently employed full time in the magical land of retail and going to school for Medical Assisting. (For example, I can sell you nice shoes and explain what gastroenteritis is.)
4. Please refrain from pissing me off. You won't enjoy me putting your sorry ass in check.
5. If you can't tell by now, I'm a sarcastic asshole. 
6. R-e-s-p-e-c-t. It's not that difficult.
7. I'm a Giants fan. Please spare me the commentary. I am well aware Manning is a fucking moron.
8. I'm not a psychotic gym nut. Count the cals, eat the protein, cut the carbs, etc. etc. etc. Who fucking cares...? Get over the fact my ribs remain intact whenever I sneeze. I got fluff. OH WELL. However, I enjoy 7 days a week PT with a good friend of mine. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it. Sheesh.
9. I love to laugh, even at the stupidity of others. Life is about variety!
10. I'm me. You're you. Stop pretending to be something fancy smancy. You won't get far in life living by someone else's standards. I know I enjoy my independence!
+Warning+
I see all these funny comments on people's pages for "abuse/wrong institution" or some shit. LMAO! Ok. Here's my warning: Clearly, if an individual steals my profile commentary because he or she lacks creative intelligence, please tell me where to aim. I can just put you out of your miserable existance. It's pathetic. Move along.
My Ideal Person:
Relationships are often like broken pieces of glass. It's best to leave the pieces where they are than to hurt yourself picking them up.
This isn't Eharmony. I'm not looking for a ring or a commitment.
The rules are pretty simple...No shit, no shirt, no problems.
[If You Are...]
My ONLY preference is for WHITE MEAT. I cast no judgement on other women if that's what they like. For me though, I AM NOT INTERESTED. Thank you but NO THANK YOU in advance.
One Who Never Calls Back: I'm not sure if your mama forgot to beat some respect into you but stop investing in fucking cell phones! It's the rudest thing to do to a woman since you lack the balls and can't be honest with your feelings. I certainly have come across alot of schmucks like this. You just aren't worth enough shit to lose sleep over though.
A Blatant Douche Bag: Please find the nearest cliff and proceed off of it.
Old Enough To Be Grandpa: Take your electric scooter and fuck off. I ain't Anna Nicole Smith and I do not need a sugardaddy!
Men Who Exceed the 43 Year Old Mark: Do not b o t h e r at all with me. Do not feel obligated in any way, shape, or form to contact me. It's a big whopping "HELL FUCKING NO." ThxsAmill.[/ SIZE]
A Couple: I tried it. I like it lol
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I always had this infatuation with water. Waterfalls.
Ponds. Bathtubs. Showers. I would love to be out somewhere
with a man, enjoying a night outside when it suddenly starts
to rain. We're quickly running to the car. Before I
have a chance to get inside for coverage, I get thrusted
up against the car. I'm consumed by kisses and touches
that my mind could explode. The rain falls harder down on
us but it doesn't stop him from tearing my pants off...
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, At a nightclub, Anywhere
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
David Boreanaz...he's God's perfection. Plain
and simple. John Cena...COME ON!!! I may not like no-necks but this
is definitely a man I wouldn't mind getting in the ring
with! Dennis Quaid...Definite DILF. Rachel Adams...She's just perfect! Angelina Jolie...Have you seen those lips?!
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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