I have a voracious sexual appetite and am open to just about anything as long as its safe and doesn't involve s&m or too much freak-dom. I have been known to laugh while having sex. Actually, I laugh while doing most things  If you are a male, chances of you landing me are slim to none. I am QUITE girl crazy - OVERWHELMED with bi-curiosity due to some past experiences and DYING to play with my own team  Oh! I had almost forgotten to mention that I'm a "squirter" I have very well developed internal muscles which make me capable of having orgasms at a rate of about, um, infinity/hour as long as you know how to work me. Internally I AM a machine. And I am addicted to giving oral pleasure... I'm married to a gorgeous man who rocks my world and whom I love dearly, but he tripped and landed in another woman. BAD MOVE. He knows I've posted a profile on here and doesn't like this particular brand of equality (although NOW, 10 years LATER, he's not afraid of my playing with girls one-on-one) or walking a few foot steps in my shoes. According to him, regardless of his dalliance, I'm the best sex partner on the planet bar none. Yes, he is in the process of having his head examined...
I am outspoken, I say what is on my mind, it is nearly impossible to embarrass me, and I LOVE sex.
I loathe drama. If we're going to click, so do you. I am discreet by nature; you must be, too. ABSOLUTELY NO MARRIED MEN. I HAVE ONE CHEATING MARRIED MAN TO DEAL WITH - WHY WOULD I WANT TWO??!! And I don't ever want to be part of another woman's pain.
*MEN - PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU SEND ME A MESSAGE*
GUYS, I AM FLATTERED BY ALL OF THE INTEREST THAT YOU HAVE SHOWN COLLECTIVELY.
BUT ONLY A RARE BREED CAN CAPTURE MY FASCINATION. I can't stop you from trying, so how about we narrow it down to this :
UNLESS YOU ARE AN EXCEPTIONAL PERSON ON BASICALLY EVERY LEVEL (INCLUDING HEIGHT) AND HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF THE FEW IN THOUSANDS WHO CAN SPARK MY INTEREST OR WANT TO HAVE A FEW LAUGHS AND EXCHANGES ON-LINE, CHANCES ARE THAT I'LL PASS ON THE OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME BETTER ACQUAINTED WITH YOU.
I AM INTELLIGENT, I'M NOT LOOKING FOR LOVE, I DO NOT SUFFER FROM LOW SELF ESTEEM AND I AM NOT STARVED FOR ATTENTION. I'M SIMPLY INJURED AND LOOKING TO BE DISTRACTED UNTIL I FIGURE OUT WHETHER OR NOT I WILL BE ABLE TO TRUST MY HUSBAND AGAIN AND STAY MARRIED. TELLING ME THAT I'M HOT AND SENDING ME MULTIPLE COCK SHOTS WILL GET YOU NOWHERE. WHY MUST YOU DO THAT?
PROXIMITY MEANS NOTHING TO ME ("We live so close....") AS I WOULD TRAVEL THE SEAS OF TIME FOR THE RIGHT PERSON.
INTRIGUE, AMUSE OR ENTERTAIN ME.
DON'T TAKE OFFENSE WHEN YOU GET AN AUTO REPLY.
THAT SAID, ITS FUN BANTERING WITH SOME OF YOU....
AND TO MY HUSBAND'S FRIENDS ED MACMAHON FROM QUEENS AND ROBERT GRABOWSKI AND STACEY CAFFARO FROM STATEN ISLAND, THANKS FOR YOUR SOPHMORIC ATTEMPT TO INSTIGATE, BUT HE KNOWS I HAVE A PROFILE ON HERE PLEASE DO BRUSH UP ON YOUR READING SKILLS.....
My Ideal Person:
FEMME BI GIRLS; someone who loves sex, enjoys being caught up in the throes of flirtation, can keep me entertained and WILL NOT mistake lust for love, because that's not what I'm looking for. NO DRAMA!! Humor is a huge plus... actually, it is required. If you do not laugh easily and wear life like a loose garment, please move on....
Trust me, if we click, I will entertain and please the hell out of YOU....
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Aside from my girl craziness, its
hard to say - I have already had sex in moving vehicles, in
a lake, in the woods up against a tree, on several boats,
on a HOUSE boat, in a park, in a hot tub, in a pool, on a beach,
on my desk at work, on a tennis court, in a movie theatre (NOT
a porn theatre..), in 'public' restrooms (only
with locking doors - I'm not an exhibitionist) ad infinitum.
When I'm with someone I'm sexually partnered
up with, just about anything goes....
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
Anywhere
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
ANYTHING that involves my mind or body - especially my lips, NOTHING that involves pain or excretion
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
That is so lame...
Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.
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