Am too old to play all the usual games....life is about traveling, wine, sex and money...don't worry I have my own. Why is it so difficult to meet cool people like me! By the way...any guy who says they're handsome or hot in their profile....not interested. But, not interested in anyone who should be auditioning for a Geico caveman commercial either.

My Ideal Person Men in the military get first preference and I have NO INTEREST in generic emails (meaning..don't just cut and paste a copy of your profile..obviously I've read it already). I like shaved heads or clean cut, tattoos and guys with a sarcastic or a "quirky" sense of humor. Although I don't follow those guidelines strictly....a sense of humor is a must! If I want dry toast, I'll go to Denny's. PLEASE don't bother if you're looking for a one-night-stand...I don't have to use a website for that. Just looking for someone to have a semi-regular, NSA, good time with...no "will be in town for the weekend" or "looking for a "discreet relationship". It's called "Passion"...not. "hey pretty, I can blow your mind if you give me a chance". Be mature, be funny and be real!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A moving vehicle (i.e. car), A remote wilderness spot, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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