My Ideal Person:
OK, my ideal person is someone smart, funny, preferably professional that is just looking for fun. She can't be trashy or tacky--I'm not really into that. She's pretty normal aside from the fact that she likes to have a little bit of fun with the same sex. I don't care for the close-up shots of your business--it just kind of looks a little nasty if you can see your actual entryway. Face, body and even peek-a-boo shots are good--just not up close where you can barely even tell what it is. If you think we have some things in common, I hope to hear from you.

COUPLES: I feel I should be clear here 'cause I don't want there to be any misunderstanding. I'm not looking to be the third in a couple. I'm just looking for women to go one-on-one with, so if you're in a couple and the girl goes out on her own, then hooray. However, you have to be willing to take me on with my significant other. And I hate to be deceiving, but truthfully, I just wanted to be able to look at more than close-up cooch pics.

SINGLE MEN: Not interested at all. This kind of applies to above--I just wanted to look at more than just close-up cooch pics. However, the close-up peep shots are kind of one in the same. I guess in this case I wanted more than 30 looks in 30 days. I know silly, right, but oh well...