I'm very laid back and friendly. I can be quiet at times, but it really depends on my company. I'm very much a homebody, I love just sitting at home and reading or watching a movie. I also have a very busy social life on the weekends,and I take advantage of the night life that downtown Sacramento has to offer. I have friends from all walks of life, and I learn from every single one of them. Well, if you want to know more about me just ask. Here is a joke I thought was funny, just for a change of pace from all of the profiles you've been reading....:)
50th Anniversary
On Their 50th wedding anniversary, a wife found the negligee she
wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a
retired MARINE, and asked, *'Honey, do you remember this?'
He looked up from the newspaper and said; *'Yes dear, I do. You
wore that same negligee the night we were married.'
She said,* 'Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me
that night?'*
He nodded and said *'Yes dear, I said; Oh baby, I'm going to suck
the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out.'
She giggled and said; *'That's exactly what you said. So now it's
fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have
to say tonight?'
He looked her up and down and said; *'Mission Accomplished'*
Awwwwwwww! I hope to have that one day! haha...no seriously.
My Ideal Person:
I want to find a good companion. Someone that can take me dancing, or to dinner, or for a drink, then bring me home and rock the headboard!
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Mutual Masturbation, Blindfolds, Massage
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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