MOST RECENT UPDATE: I hate to sound like Anne Frank, but I am idealistic and still believe in the good in people, and know the person or persons I seek may still be on this crazy site, despite the experiences I have had here so far. That said, please do not respond if you are:
1-Under 6'0" I am this height after heels and not only am I not attracted to shorter guys, but I am finding they are lying and saying they are at least 2 inches taller than they are. Also, even when I am OK with their height, they act intimidated and insecure.
2-You drink a lot. If you drink more than 1-2 drinks a few times a week, or need to drink to relax when we meet, please move on. I have met one alcoholic this week that bragged about getting pulled over 6 times drunk and never got a DUI, wow, what an accomplishment. I met someone who was sloppy, and I mean sloppy drunk and was verbally incoordinated and we could not carry any type of conversation, though I did find it rather comical! I do not drink at all and don't mind if you do, but please, no one other than extremely light social drinkers.
I am a tall, blonde, effervescent as hell woman and a good source of entertainment in and out of bed. I have been told this by every boyfriend over the years. I have a lot of energy and would like the same. I am fun, funny, and vivacious, with a sarcastic sense of humor. I will stimulate mentally and only physically for a very, very select few people. I do not like all of the hook up type responses I get. I know this is a sex site, but honestly, I am looking for intelligence first and foremost as I do not care if you are a perfect 10, it you are an imbicile, you will look like a 4 to me!
Next: I HATE text short hand. It is a pet peeve, but if you are over 16 years old and your ad is in text short hand, or you like to write in it, please move on.
I am on a site like this for two reasons: I enjoy well endowed men and I do not think eharmony would like to hear about that Sex is very important to me, (I am currently not getting any by choice, want to do this with a select person) and I am very sexually liberal. I am also looking for occasional encounters, not a steady boyfriend(something eharmony might also not approve of!)
I am not doing the one not stand thing, so if a friend with benies sounds good to you, please be intelligent, well spoken, FUN, AND FUNNY. I do not need to see you often and do not have much time, but would like to at least have some level of ongoing friendship, even if I see you once a month. I travel to Phoenix and Vegas on business (I own my own business)and would like to meet someone there as I always stay in very nice hotels and have some available time weeknights.
My Ideal Person:
I am not about body type and prefer a man with some meat everywhere, muscle, fat, bring it... skinny or small is not for me. I work out 5 days a week and am working towards an athletic body type. I am now average, not fat, not skinny. If you are well endowed, that is great, but many people actually write they are 8 and 3/4" or even 10" in their ads. Believe me, I know, my ex was 8" and bigger than anything I have seen on this site. Therefore, it does not pay to lie as I will not be lying to you about anything. I am a believer in total honestly.
I am very self sufficient and very in tune with myself, know what I like, and am a kind honest person that has a lot to leave this earth. You do not need to be my spiritual soul mate, but please be a good person. The place is riddled with sexual compulsives and men that are pissed because they married too early, married a bitch, didn't get laid until they were 29, etc. Please be an open person that really enjoys women with no women hang ups, as I have no men hang ups and love men!
I have no interest in you if you are married! I would never hurt a woman even if you would! Please have a lot of personality and prowess to bring to the table, as I do! I do prefer well endowed and clean cut, not into tattoos or piercings. Clean cut business men turn me on 
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