I think I'm pretty funny! I like to tell people what to do but don't like them telling me what to do, I don't play well with others, I'm shallow, IMPATIENT!, short & round, sarcastic, affectionate & passionate, like to play games, and make fun of you...all while running with scissors. And those are just SOME of my good qualities!
If you think you can handle that...or would like to try...let me know!
I will respond if you have a recent face picture posted...or email it to me! I am ridiculously looking for an LTR... I want to add a few strings and a little excitement to my life. Otherwise, why bother with any of this!?!
I don't do the harem/network thing. I'm not looking for an online "friend", chat buddy,a long-distance or discreet relationship. See, I don't always play well with others! ;^)
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My Ideal Person:
A man who is 43-54, HONEST, straight, UNMARRIED, Non-Smoker, clean and D&D free. A man with a sexy smile and a great kisser (I will be the judge of that!) A man who will make time to spend with me; who does what he says he will do...considerate! A man who is assertive but not aggressive; strong in mind and body. A man who is respectful, smart, funny, and can hold up his end of a conversation. A man who lives within a reasonable distance ... because, really, how far do you want to drive to see me?
What are your favorite musicians or bands?: currently, Maroon5 - always, Elton John, Eagles
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!: THE KISS
We've spent a couple of hours together, enjoying the conversation, laughter, a drink. You check my body language; I'm facing you, leaning toward you, touching you. I'm smiling, biting my lip, or playing with my hair. I am sooo into you.
You pick your moment and go for it. You put one hand on my hip, the other around my shoulders to my back and gently pull me toward you. You run your fingers through my hair and cup my face in your hands.
Slowly you lean in, close your eyes, and kiss me sensuously on the cheek, making your way to my lips. While you kiss me, you caress my hair, face, and neck; feeling me get goose bumps. Your lips touch mine softly and slowly as you awaken my sensual side.
Gently your tongue teases me, but you are restrained and your mouth is cool and dry, your lips are soft and supple.
You pay attention to the way I kiss you -- I gently bite and suck on your lips and tongue. There is nothing in the world like the gift of reciprocity...so you kiss me the way I kiss you.
Now you become creative. You're not confined to kissing just my lips... there's a whole face and body to explore. You kiss my chin, neck, eyes, the spot behind my ears.
You place a wet kiss on my palm and gently suck on my fingers...hear me purr! But you always return to my eagerly waiting mouth.
As you're kissing me, you reach back behind me and pull my head back by gently clutching the hair right above my neck. You slowly kiss your way down my neck and give a playful bite, then pull back slightly, aroused and breathing heavily on my neck and in my ear.
You move from short, soft kisses into kissing me hard and deep, then back again. You change the angle by moving your head to the other side, and alternate between sucking and nibbling on my lower and upper lip.
You want me to know that you know exactly what you're doing and are in control. I am putty in your hands and you are in mine; the night is still young...
What types of sexual activities turn you on?: don't know what most of this stuff is, HEY...keep that thing away from me!
Have you ever had cybersex?: I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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