My Zesty Recipe
100 gallons of natural energy 200 gallons of nympho 1 cup of sweetness 2/3 cup of pure unadultrated mischief 1 barrel of fun a little bit of panache a dash of innocence a smidgeon of smartass modest amount of intelligence 1/3 part beauty
Blend all ingredients well to find this bodacious sprite little pixie that I am!!! This squeaky clean d/d free petite, sexxxxxxy brunette is far from purrrrrrrfect, and I don't expect perfection from others - just honesty, and d/d free, clean fun and adventurous men and women to enjoy each other's company to the fullest!!!! If you are looking for a one night stand...forget it!!...move on...I am looking for fwb's (friends with benefits) and I keep my friends for yearrrrrrrrs I am a hard working woman and play just as hard. Dont have time for head games, and know what I want in life! Not into anything anal or anything that involves pain. I will not have sex with anyone who has experienced anal or who has anal intercourse. I won't compromise my principles or my health for the sake of a good time. Love turning a woman into a warm chocolate pudding sundae and the same for a man...love decorating the body with whipped cream and licking my way to your pure pleasure!!! I enjoy other activities such as dancing, concerts, most outdoor activities and many indoor events not related to sex...lol. Can dress to the 9 or be comfortable in jeans. Love sharing life's adventures with my friends and making them smile and laugh. So let the good times roll and the adventures begin.
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!: walking into a dressing room with a woman who is in bra and panties...she gives me that "come hither look" while looking over her shoulder and asks me if I can help her undo her bra that it's stuck...I stroll over and start to undo it...as I do she places her hands over her titties and turns to face me...we start kissing and a man appears in the doorway and apologizes for walking into the wrong dressing room...I notice he is sporting a big bulge in his pants and ask him if I can unsheathe the most uncomfortable looking hard-on that he is now sporting ...he grins as I go down on my knees and give him mind blowing head...we all three engage in a most interesting sexual encounter and walk out much later all smiling and totally satiated from the experience.
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?: The beach, The middle of a park, An airplane, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, At a nightclub
What types of sexual activities turn you on?: Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?: haven't fantasized about a celebrity, but if I did, it would have to be Toby Keith ( I am extremely attracted to blondes, Val Kilmer or Brad Pitt...cha ching!!!), Antonio Banderas and Adrian Paul....the thought of any or all of these men with me...purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfectly delicious thoughts ...mmmmmmm..mmmmmm...yummy!!!
Have you ever had cybersex?: I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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