just so you know, if youre not going to read this whole thing (if youre one of those people who cant handle more than 2 sentences before your eyes start crossing, for example, or you get bored or distracted) then we arent going to match up and you should just move on otherwise dont cry when i call you a moron 
yes: books, sleeping, snuggling, nintendo, movies, craft stuff, makeup, shopping, anything beach-related, concerts, collecting things, being sarcastic, exploring places, independent movies, laughing, animals, girls with freckles and small boobs, boys in too-small shirts and/or eyeliner, science shows, museums and cemtaries and the like, photography, guitar hero, obscure references, and lots more. no: bad sex!!! (and guys who are too rough with me in bed. unless you want me to bite your dick off in return, dont fuckin chew on me like i am half numb or try to jam 3 fingers in me when only 1 fits), drunk people, bars, clubs, keg parties, hairy guys, lima beans, kids, cold feet, dirty overgrown fingernails! on guys AND girls (ewww dont touch me with dirty talons), whisker burn, bad drivers, winter, 80s hair metal and juggalo 'music', really bad spoken and written grammar, arrogant people, david bowie, spiders, and the smell of bleach.
DONT CONTACT ME WITHOUT A FACE PICTURE. think about it, im a standard member so i cant view your pics. and dont send me pictures of your dick, i think thats fuckin rude.
My Ideal Person:
im looking for a relationship. not necessarily a LTR, i dont understand why commitment has to be tied to length of time. monogamous STRs are my style, i def dont do NSA. i like a little more substance to my dating
GOYS: under 35, single, circumsized, and local (within a few towns preferably cause I DONT HAVE A CAR). if you dont fit, dont waste your time. i wont change my mind. GIRLS: this ones a bit harder to pin down, as far as type goes, so im just going to go on a case-by-case basis. while i can be atracted to a guy whos my opposite, i think i really prefer a girl like me (weird, girly, goofy, on the young side) to get comfortable with. its been FOREVERRRR since ive been with a girl so id really like to get back into it. and even if nothing sexual comes from meeting girls, i would also love to meet girls for regular friendship as well. go shopping, play beauty salon, pick up boys, all that good stuff.  that said, i like lots of different types of guys. i generally like younger guys, but i wouldnt mind meeting some my own age or a little older. im just way more on level with younger guys, guys in their 30s... are in a different place in life than i am, we just dont match up that well. i love the guys with piercings and tattooes. hardcore/goth/emo/skater... mmm. ive also been very attracted to the american eagle type boys. i like smart people. im not wicked smart, but for some reason i prefer when the guy is somewhat on my level or just a little higher. it matters less than other things, but it still counts. shy or outgoing: i prefer the guy to be more outgoing than i as opposed to very shy. i dont want to feel like im the crazy party animal next to you. quiet is ok as long as you still talk. rapper dudes with kids and baby-mommas, though... nahhh. been there, dont plan to again. lol. ill add more to this part if i think of it...
I WANT A NICE GUY WHOS GOT HIS BALLS INTACT. not a total pansy. i like them on the dom side with a heart. be nice and considerate, but be able to handle me as well. if youre going to take offense or cry at something i say, it wont work. youll just make me want to punch you. dont be disgusting and talk to me like im a party whore. my life purpose is not to wet your dick for you.
i have to say, i really dislike how the majority of guys i see seem to treat the internet as an excuse to say things to a girl that they would never say face to face at a first time meeting. if i met you at the grocery store or at a place of work, would you drop your pants and tell me how much you love to lick pussy before you even ask my name? no? then dont say it in an email to me either. use some judgement. also, i find it disappointing to read guys pages and all they can think of to say is "im looking for a girl to have fun with. i love eating pussy. etc" why dont you tell us ladies something we dont know? show us something different about you, dont highlight the fact that youre a clone
What are your favorite musicians or bands?: tool, self, coheed, ani difranco, SOAD, panic!, mars volta, deftones...
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!: maybe ill tell ya sometime.....
What types of sexual activities turn you on?: gentle pain. i mean emotionally gentle as well as physically, if that makes sense to anyone
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?: robert downey jr, omg. idk what it is, hes old enough to be my dad, but i totally wanna marry him. jeremy piven too. chad michael murray, james franco, james marsden, nick swardsen, cameron bright (i know, hes 15, im totally a pedophile), otis in the devils rejects. jaime king, mila kunis, erica fox, kate bosworth, rachel mcadams, ellen page (hard candy, not juno),
Have you ever had cybersex?: I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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