"MY GOLD MEMBERSHIP EXPIRED ON DEC. 28TH & I'M NOT RENEWING; LETTING IT GO TO STANDARD. I'VE HAD A LOT OF FUN (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE  ) & SOME NOT SO FUN (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE  ). IF YOU HAVE MY PERSONAL INFO, STAY IN TOUCH. THE REST OF YOU - TOO BAD BECAUSE I AM EVERYTHING YOU READ. LOL!"
I'm not looking for a serious relationship. I would like to save some of you the time & trouble of sending a message: 1) I don't do women or couples, so save yourself the time -- IT AIN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. Have a kitty, so there isn't a damn thing that I can/want to do with yours. 2) When I go to Popeye's & get a two piece & a biscuit, I order WHITE meat only. Better yet, I like cream in my coffee. 3) NO FACE PIC ON YOUR PROFILE OR ATTACHED TO YOUR MESSAGE, NO CHANCE OR RESPONSE. 4) Stop with the penis pics, I know you have one for Christ sakes. You're men after all. If you don't have one, then you're in need of serious medical attention & we can start taking collections for the penisless. Some of you might want to start that collection now. The fact that I have seen the exact same penis pic on 3 different profiles, says some of you need help more than others because you can't use your own. 5) Wow it amazes me how you all seem to have 8.5+" penises! Don't think covering the first 3" of the measuring tape with your thumb counts.
I do date younger men, but will meet someone closer to my age or a little bit older. Don't mind married or attached men. You are someone else's problem, not mine. I want to live my life drama free.
Coming to Chicago and you would like to meet for dinner/drinks, please realize that some city 50 miles outside of the city isn't Chicago. First meetings -- I will NOT travel outside of the City to meet anyone. Why would I?! You're the man for goodness sakes & you contacted me, I didn't contact you. Also, if you know your whole day & night will be filled with meetings, dinner/drinks with clients, don't send me a message. I will not meet you at 10, 11 or 12 o'clock at night. I'm no ones after-thought (after you do this & after you do that). I don't give 2nd chances. Dicks a dime a dozen and I try to keep a couple of dollars in my pocket.
About me: I am a smart-ass, with a great sense-of-humor and fabu tits of course. Love to dance, travel & like horror movies. As my profile shows, I am 5'9" -- all legs and from what I have been told, extremely sexy. Love all types of music, except classical. I am an old househead. I love to move my body.
WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.
My Ideal Person:
My idea person is TALL (I am 5'9" w/o my 3" heels), good-looking (did I say TALL ), married/attached(less b.s.), TALL, funny and white (TALL ). Also must have similar interests (TALL ). Someone who can carry a conversation and not one who defines himself by his magic wand (TALL ). I also love British men and Aussie men (charm for days). No fake pics please! Or pics of you 10 years ago and 50lbs lighter. Boo-boo, you don't look like that anymore. Let it go! Just let it go; it will be ok. Just step into the light. All is better in the light. Also, if you are bi-/bi-curious I am not interested. The only "bi" that I am into is "buying" shoes. When I turn you down because you are bi-, don't go changing your profile and try sending me another message. I do remember. Oh yeah, and tall.
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Mutual Masturbation, Massage, Nipples played with.
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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