[B]**UPDATED: 23 April 2008: Hi, thanks for stopping by! While I am keeping my account active, I am currently a scooch too busy for additional playmates - I've over-extended myself a bit on my obligations. I am not currently in the market for new playmates as a result. Thank you for understanding! In this case: It's not you, it's my schedule! :P[/B] Key point: Yeh, I am in a relationship. Yes, if you come under consideration, my partner will review your profile and we will discuss you. Yes, he will get the gory details when I get back home. No, he is not going anywhere. Yes, we prefer to enjoy your company together. No, he is not bi. And no, I am [i]not[/i] likely to blow you the first night we hang out. So! That's out of the way: About me? Geeky, goofy, punk rock gothic cyber-hippie. Huge list of interests from soap making and sewing to post-modern feminist deconstructionist porn. Yes, seriously. I can be pretty rapid-fire and am a pop-culture junkie, tossing in anything from [i]Casblanca[/i] to [i]Night Watch[/i], Emenim to Liszt, Tolstoy to Dan Brown. You have to be able to keep up, hold your own, and make me laugh - 'cos sex starts in the brain. Can you stand up to the challenge? But for both our sakes: don't bother if you're one of those rage-monsters or if you make yourself feel good about yourself by dumping on others - I really haven't got time for that kinda negative garbage. I like to have fun, and so should you if we're going to hang out. Seriously, ai'ight? I have a pretty crazy-busy schedule - I travel with some frequency, I have a pile of critters (3 dogs, 3 cats) that take up a good portion of my time, and I have a large network of friends and family that are important to me. [strike]New playmates are [b]always[/b] welcome, but it may take a little bit before we can coordinate schedules to make things happen ;) [/strike] I dunno about you, but my mama always said patience is a virtue - and that good things come to those who wait.

My Ideal Person Still around? Congrats: you can read!

If - even after all of that - you still think you might be interested, feel free to drop me a line. But be aware if you email me with "hey ur hott" - you hit the virtual circular file. No harm, no foul - but I already told you I like brains.

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