What I am is...
NOT looking.
There is no selection for not looking, attached and not looking, and/or only here to blog. If you feel my profile is wasting your time, then stop reading it, now, and go on to one of the thousands of other profiles in your area {or even out of your area as the case may be}. Do NOT send me hateful emails because I am not your fantasy real-life cum-slut hookup, regardless of the billing/advertising of this site. I am NOT here to be personally insulted, attacked, or horndawged over by you. Get a grip on something other than your nether regions. I WILL report you to abuse; they WILL ban you -- that is the only screwing you will get, because this profile has no lines to read between nor do I write with invisible idiot ink. I also do not make exceptions for anyone looking for 'more', even if you use your strong Unbearable Charisma {the name of that cheap cologne}. I already have a long time imaginary friend; I don't need another one. That means I do not have cyber sex, voice sex, phone sex, cam sex, teletransportation sex, nor wet dream sex in your best dream or my worst nightmare. This is not Adult Imaginary Friend Finder anyway. A fantasy is 'in there' {in mind only}; this site is for real interaction {the exact nature of I decide for me, not someone else}.
  
If I were looking...I would be seeking laugh lines, a sense of humor, a sense of himself, common sense, a passion for life about something in life. I have found that; he's a 'geek' but he's my sexy geek...and he does NOT need backup. That means do not send me flirts, waves, winks, smacks, slaps, taps or anything else like that including not sticking me on your hot list. I do not have even semi-naughty pictures that you will ever see on here nor do I web cam. Just because you do not know what you want doesn't mean that I do not know what I want. This site is Passion.com Personals; that means it is for what I personally want it for, not just what you expect to get out of it. Fantasy is not called fact for a reason; it's not. I am multi-faceted; I show all of me on my profile, in my blogs, and in interactions with others in this venue {on this site, on the internet}. I also message, voice, talk on telephone, and actually meet people AS FRIENDS ONLY. I am not here to psychoanalyze your psyche for you. I don't play peek-a-boo personality. Good luck to you in your search; make sure you tweak those settings so I don't pop up in it again. Thanks.
I read and understand English {American and British and Australian}, some Spanish and French, can manage a small bit of German {working on that}, pig Latin, 'typonese', 'geek', etcetera. I find it hard to be sympathetic or empathetic to idiots, however, but I do have my moments where I find them morbidly amusing. I have 'bad manners', which I grieve over on long, cold winter nights; then I have a cocoa and I get the hell over it. Otherwise, my blog AmericanBaronin is where I stay when I'm not surfing the site and/or reading up on my watched list. To be conti.... is part explanation, part pleonasm, and part geeking.
   Bloggers do it right -- even on a sex site!  
My Ideal Person:
What I looked for...
I FOUND
so NOT LOOKING.
 I have him. PapaChubbyMN. It's not my fault you couldn't keep up with the program or whatever.   
If you think you need to write me because you're "hung like a horse", git along little doggie, because I'm not built like a mare. Size DOES count -- a large heart! I also do not cheat, highly value honesty, am smart enough to know what I want and what I need and when I have it, and I don't worry about offending someone who is being rude and/or stupid. I don't want nor need someone to complete 'me'; I'm pretty much a finished, unique work of art {in my never humble opinion}. In a world full of copies, I remain an original. Real, true relationships complete an 'us', not a single person. Etcetera, so on, and yada yada.
 You are never going to find out.  Read my profile, properly, so you'll know:  YES -- BUT NOT WITH YOU!!  I try to use mono-syllable words to help you with your multiple problems.  Hot, Horny, Bothered & Ready to Go -- and you still don't stand a chance! 
  Blogaritaville Drama-Free/Troll-Free/Idiot Free Bypass -- Allergic to Iodine, Bees, Drama, Bullshit, Trolls and Idiots.  Not fluent in idiot Zone; the deal with all the trolls -- they don't do drama on my blog and I don't use logic on their blog. 
  I'm not ignoring you; I'm busy talking with my imaginary friend, Mike -- just pretend I have Bluetooth. 
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