Vacancy: An adventurous babe for a handsome kinky genius to determine just how many licks it takes to get to the center of the big O. You are required to be open to all sorts of pleasure and do not mind working in stiletto high heels. You must be willing to work extra hours and speak in tongues (or at least be very good at using them) when I do carry out my practical sessions. Warning there may be many oral exams given to you. Some minor rope work could be required at times. Good sex…wild sex…BDSM sex…with me what you want, you get!!! And then…as soon as you are hooked and in love…I RUN LIKE MAD! What’s your problem? At least I’m honest… Every guy says he is good in bed, or great at oral, I am taking applications where you get to fill the positions and give direction, frogs on logs and dead fish need not apply. Very accurate : To you, love represents excitement and never-ending pleasure. You want a partner who can join you on a roller coaster of sensual delights as both of you enjoy the bounty that life has to offer. If you set your eyes on someone you really want, you don’t hesitate: you are capable of instantly turning on your irrepressible charm and joy-loving perality to capture her affections. As a lover, you are patient, practiced, and always eager to please. You pride yourself in making sure your partner pleads for more

My Ideal Person Let’s be honest here – we’re all mostly just looking for sex. But here’s the thing. I want a woman that can satisfy my mind as much as my body. There’s nothing sexier than a woman with personality and a great sense of humor and of course a banging body. So, yes, I WILL bang your personality!

If sex is on your mind 24/7, you’re not my type, ok well yeah, maybe you are. If having great sex AND going out and having a good time every now and again is what you want, all you need is a kickass personality and we’ll get along just fine!

Oh yeah, and if a perfect evening consists of sex and head to head video games, where have you been all my life.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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