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| This is a place to leave messages for me if you are a standard member and can't email, or simply want to leave a private message. No one can read what you post as they will stay private to me. Feel free to say anything you would like to I hope to hear from some of the pervs on this site.Sometimes I may be found in the NorCal Chat room !!! Gracias !!!..... Este es un lugar para dejar mensajes para mí si usted es un miembro de la norma y no puede enviar un email, o simplemente quieres dejar un mensaje privado. Nadie puede leer lo que usted publica, ya que se mantendrá privado a mí. Siéntase libre de decir lo que quisiera espero saludos de los pervertidos en este sitio,aye veces que me pieden encontrar en el chat room,Nor Cal!! Thank you . |
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Some 420 type Court Humor ....puff puff pass ....
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Posted:Mar 31, 2013 1:32 pm
Last Updated:Mar 31, 2013 1:34 pm
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COURTS AND THE JUDGE:
Two
young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The
judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second
chance instead of jail time.
I want you to go out this weekend and try
to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday."
On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the
weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs
forever."
"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? "
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: Oo.
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the
small circle is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," says the
judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?"
"Well,
your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"Wow!"
says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"
"Well, I
used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: oO.
Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your asshole
before prison..."
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humor .......4 u perves....
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Posted:Dec 7, 2012 11:53 pm
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2012 11:54 pm
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So, my wife comes up to me with a dreamy
look in her eye and asks, "Why don't we
make love like they do in the movies?"
So I grabbed her, threw her on the kitchen
table, ate her pussy, fucked her good,
stuck it in her mouth, turned her over,
spanked her, stuck it in her ass, then
came all over her face!!
Well...it turns out we don't watch
the same movies. The divorce is pending…
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Happy Birthday Golden Gate Bridge !!!!
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Posted:May 27, 2012 8:09 am
Last Updated:May 27, 2012 8:12 am
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I hope all of you who are going to the celebration are careful of others and enjoy yourselves.I often fish near the bridge just to take in the gorgeous sights of this lovely area.I've had sex on the road north on the hood of a my lovers car and gazed at the simply beautiful night scenery while I pumped my load in a nice shaved pussy ,yes she was bent over the hood of car and was enjoying more than the scenery .I'd like to get adventurous kinky gal and try this again any takers ?!! I love that outdoor kink take a look at my last pics ladies !!
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GREAT PUBLIC SEX !!!
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Posted:Apr 11, 2012 3:58 pm
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2012 12:38 pm
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i finally met a hottie ,and not on this site,who loved being naughty outdoors I will write about it soon ,all I can say is that I couldn't believe she asked a total stranger to take some pics and as time went they got nastier and the hottie who took the pics loved doing it I have some great pics up .....take a look !!!
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well so far I've met 2 females from here and ....
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Posted:Mar 7, 2012 6:29 am
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2012 7:03 am
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and one was a pushy witch who thought she was some spectacular prize !! she came over told me how,what,where she wanted things done for her ,including her schedule ....all this before she could look into my eyes and properly introduce herself !!! I know that its not every mans dream to meet a portly short,waddling ball slapping nag !!! The other gal i met has a pic posted that must be 20 years old .When i mentioned she looked nothing like the pic ,she just laughed and said i would get over it .....she was absolutely right!! i put my car in gear and asked her to shut the fucking door and drove off ,TALK ABOUT FALSE ADVERTISING !! the moral of the story I'M GLAD I DON'T PAY FOR THIS SHIT AND YOU WOMAN NEED TO BE MORE HONEST AND UPFRONT ABOUT EVERYTHING INCLUDING YOUR DESIRES AND NEEDS !!!!!
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A LIL GODLY HUMOR FOR THEM NAUGHTY GALS
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Posted:Feb 27, 2012 3:41 pm
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2012 3:42 pm
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The Bridge
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'
God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help man kind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.
God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge...?"
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IT ALL STARTS WITH A KISS !!!!!
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Posted:Sep 8, 2011 8:23 am
Last Updated:Sep 8, 2011 8:24 am
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Long kisses are beneficial to our circulatory system. When kissing, our pulse rate is quickening up to 110 beats per minute. This is a great training for our cardiovascular system.
After kissing, the lungs work harder, resulting in 60 inhales per minute compared to regular 20 inhales. Such “ventilation” is a good preventive measure against lung diseases.
Some dentists believe that kissing is a preventive measure against dental caries. Indeed, kissing stimulates the flow of saliva that eliminates acid coat on the teeth.
Kisses that last more than three minutes help us fight stress and its effects. Long kisses trigger the chain of biochemical reactions, which destroys stress hormones.
Those who kiss their partner goodbye each morning live five years longer than those who don’t.
Kissing is great for self-esteem. It makes you feel appreciated and helps your state of mind.
Kissing burns calories, 2-3 calories a minute and can double your metabolic rate. Research claims that three passionate kisses a day (at least lasting 20 seconds each) will cause you to loose an entire extra pound.
Kissing is a known stress-reliever. Passionate kissing relieves tension, reduces negative energy and produces a sense of well being, lowering your cortisol ‘stress’ hormone.
Kissing uses 30 facial muscles and it helps keep the facial muscles tight, preventing baggy cheeks! The tension in the muscles caused by a passionate kiss helps smooth the skin and increases the circulation.
Kissing is good for the heart, as it creates an adrenaline which causes your heart to pump more blood around your body. Frequent kissing has scientifically been proven to stabilize cardiovascular activity, decrease blood pressure and cholesterol.
Those who kiss quite frequently are less likely to suffer from stomach, bladder and blood infections.
During a kiss, natural antibiotics are secreted in the saliva. Also, the saliva contains a type of anesthetic that helps relieve pain.
Kissing reduces anxiety and stops the ‘noise’ in your mind. It increases the levels of oxytocin, an extremely calming hormone that produces a feeling of peace.
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LOVE PALE WHITE SKIN !!! (and shy quiet pervettes)
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Posted:Aug 22, 2011 7:34 am
Last Updated:Jul 12, 2012 12:19 pm
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I don't know why, but I think "pasty" skin is incredibly sexy. I also am partial to light eyes, but that's not as much of a turn on as pale skin, something about my bronze skin against pallid skin that drives me crazy !! I especially like a shy gals.......dad always warned me about the quiet ones ,now I crave them!!!
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So I turn 50 in a week ..(my wish list)
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Posted:Jul 16, 2011 9:04 am
Last Updated:Jul 22, 2011 11:51 am
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So I've had my fun with life so far but would like to accomplish the following for my upcoming 50th birthday .......1)I'd like some 3 some action to start with ....something like the gals in the pic would be a nice start !!2)I'd love be able to tie up a woman and just use her all day on my bed 3) Golden shower I once did this as she laid in a bath tub with her hands tied behind her back I don't know what was worse the pissing on a young sub or turning the ice cold water to rinse her off (@ her request) 4) some public fucking maybe some dogging 5) make another video I can share here on ALT.
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Have a sane /safe / fun 4th of July !!!!
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Posted:Jun 30, 2011 7:41 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2011 9:20 am
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ALL OF YOU PERVS HAVE A GREAT TIME DURING THE UPCOMING 4TH OF JULY !!!! Please be aware of the extra law enforcement and D.U.I check points that will be up all over the bay area,have a safe and sane holiday and enjoy the friends and family that you love !!
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SUMMERTIME IS FINALLY HERE !!!
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Posted:Jun 22, 2011 10:27 am
Last Updated:Jun 22, 2011 10:28 am
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GET THE HELL OUT AND ENJOY THIS GORGEOUS SCENERY FOLKS !!!! ( i'm looking for woman who want to pose flash/nude for me at well known bay area spots ,you know flashing type spontaneous pics)
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