Is it male or female?
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Posted:Nov 20, 2012 8:31 am
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2013 4:42 am
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 Is it Male or Female? A lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples.
FREEZER BAGS
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TIRES
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
HOURGLASS
An hourglass is female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying...
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Like my camel toe pic?
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Posted:Aug 16, 2012 8:12 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2012 8:16 pm
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 This is my back yard close up camel toe pic. Post if you like what you see. Kisses Angie.
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Man Handling.
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Posted:Jun 17, 2012 9:16 am
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2012 9:17 am
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Hey who are the women on the site who like to do man handling with their hands jacking off a man, or sucking them off with their mouth. What men on the site like for us women to man handle you this way.
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Horny and in need of ?
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Posted:Jan 23, 2012 11:38 am
Last Updated:May 24, 2024 10:21 am
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 Are you feeling Horny and in need of something? Then post what it is you are horny and in need of.
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Cock erection names.
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Posted:Oct 19, 2011 1:36 pm
Last Updated:May 24, 2024 10:21 am
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 when a cock gets hard, there are different names for it, like a woody, or hard on. What are some others names for it? Kisses Angie.
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Love Toy Play.
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Posted:Sep 30, 2011 8:51 am
Last Updated:May 24, 2024 10:21 am
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 Love to play with them, and have my friends play with me using them. Do any others here like to play with toys?
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Drinks that tend to excite you.
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Posted:Mar 15, 2011 10:00 am
Last Updated:May 24, 2024 10:21 am
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 has a tendency to excite my sexual passion and gets e in a horny mood. What type of drinks do this to you?
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Toy play lovers.
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Posted:Mar 15, 2011 9:48 am
Last Updated:May 24, 2024 10:21 am
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Love to play with them, and have my friends play with me using them. Do any others in the group like to play with toys, or use them to play with a girl?
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