How to Fuck a Lady? The Growing Story
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Posted:Feb 7, 2015 8:37 pm
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2015 8:07 pm
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Welcome to How to Fuck a Lady?
I hope you will enjoy this story. Please be patient as this story is not going to end today. Lady's don't care much for "Wham, Bham, thank you Mamm", at least not the 1st time. Nope, you have to work for it if you want it. Now, Do you want it? Is it worth it? Good Questions. I guess we'll have wait and see.
I hope to be getting co-writer(s) to write the Lady's part, (interested?) then it will get more interesting.
You can always come here to get the complete up to date story.
Thank you for you interest, and please feel free to comment. I am always looking to improve.
How to Fuck a Lady Stage 1
How to Fuck a Lady You write Lady's side
How to Fuck a Lady Stage 2
How to Fuck a Lady Stage 3
How to Fuck a Lady Stage 4
How to Fuck a Lady Stage 5
How to Fuck a Lady Stage 6
How to Fuck a Lady Stage 7
How to Fuck a Lady Stage 8
How to Fuck a Lady Stage Special Preview, finally, a good one
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How to Fuck a Lady - Stage 1
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Posted:Nov 26, 2014 10:59 pm
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2015 9:03 pm
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Stage - 1
1- Find the Lady that you would like to Fuck.
2 - Think about not being a Jerk.
3 - Pleasantly introduce yourself and initiate (establish) a friendly conversation.
4 - See if she is into you.
Definition of into you:
(Smiles at you, laughs at the funny things you say, gives you eye contact, touches you, pays attention to you, seems to be interested in you,...)
5a - If she’s not into you, be nice, tell her good’ bye and go back to number 1.
5b- If she is into you go to Stage 2
See Stage 2
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Want a Virgin - Why?
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Posted:Feb 17, 2007 10:59 pm
Last Updated:May 24, 2016 3:41 pm
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I don't understand why anyone would want a virgin.
They don't know:
What to do
How to do it
I'll take an experienced person over a virgin any day.
And as far as the terrorist getting 72 virgins when they die, Great, they'll never have great sex.
Remember: There are exceptions to every rule
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Thank You
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Posted:Jun 8, 2015 5:37 pm
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2016 10:29 pm
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I have been on Passion for several years as a free member. When I first started I met a wonderful lady and we had fun for a few years. It even led to her occasionally caring for my father-in-law when my wife and I went on vacation. Things changed: we had to close the business, father-in-law died, I went back to working for a company, and I paused Passion.
November 2014, I came back and became a gold member. Since then I have been having a lot of fun. I started to blog, take pictures, make videos, and cam, as well as enjoy your profiles, pictures, videos, web cams and read some of your blogs. I even had the opportunity of getting together with a few members for fun.
I would like to thank everyone on here for your contribution on making Passion a wonderful environment to have fun at.
Thank you, thank you, and thank you
Me
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How to Fuck a Lady - Stage ? Special Preview, finally, a good one.
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Posted:Apr 17, 2015 8:04 pm
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2015 10:53 am
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Author’s Note: This is a special edition. It may be read alone and the meaning can still be interpreted correctly. Please enjoy.
Finally, a good one.
For the previous stages please click on:
How to Fuck a Lady The Growing Story
Stage ? Special Preview
1 – You did it. She is on your 4 post bed, her arms tied to the head posts, her feet are tied to the foot posts, and she is NAKED! What a beautiful sight. She’s naked and you’re naked, Finally.
2 – Remember, you are a great and wonderful person. She is a great and wonderful person. You are Whole, Perfect, Strong, Powerful, Loving, Harmonious, and Happy. And now, you are in control of this beautiful Lady.
3 – Ground rules: you may only touch her with you lips, nose, tongue, teeth, chin, ears, eye lashes, forehead, hair, chest, butt, legs, toes, feet, the head and shaft of your dick, and your balls. However, you are not allowed to penetrate into any of her openings. Are you ready?
4 – OK. Start on one side of the bed and slowly and softly start kissing her hand, sweet little kisses. Then kiss her little finger and continue to kiss her fingers not missing a one. Then start moving your kisses up and around her arm. Take your time, she’s not going anywhere. Ha, ha, ha. If you want you can interchange your kisses with rubbing her arm gently with your nose so your lips don’t get tired or dried up. She should be liking this, so when you get past her shoulder give her a little kiss anywhere on the face or lips.
5 – Now move your mouth down to her other shoulder and start your kissing down her other arm. As you are kissing down her arm you will have to move your hands and chest across her body. If your knees are not already on the bed, you will need to climb them on so you can be comfortable while you continue kissing her other hand and fingers. While you are moving your kisses down her arm your chest may softly brush her beautiful breasts. If so, it’s ok to move your chest in a way to pleasure her breasts, while continuing to kiss her arm and hand. She is now being pleasured not only by your lips but also by your chest. Listen to her sounds. Is she moaning in pleasure? Her sounds (if she feels free enough to let them out) will tell you what she enjoys, so listen while you pleasure her. As you get down to her fingers let the head of your dick touch the other side of her body, maybe even her breast. With her fingers, take one of them into your mouth and softly suck on it. If she seem to like it you can suck on another one, but don’t suck on any more than two or three of them. This is also a good time to move your hips which will cause your dick to rub around her breast. After sucking, start your way back up her arm with your kisses or nose rub back to her neck.
6 – At her neck you’re kissing now stops. Take your mouth and put it on her neck and slowly and softly start sucking it. Not too long, just enough so she can feel the desire in you. Now move your sucking to another part of her neck, and then another and once more.
7 – Now change back to kissing as you now start moving your lips down the center of her chest. You are going to kiss her straight down the middle of her chest, bypassing her breasts. Yes, I know you want her breasts, but be patient. When you are below her breasts, softly start kissing around her midriff and then head to her belly button. With her belly button take your tongue and cares the belly button and around it, around and around.
8 – Once your done with the belly button it’s time to reposition your body. You may be thirsty, as well as you’re Lady may be. This is a good break time to have a little drink and see if your Lady would like some. If she does, take a little into your mouth and position your mouth over your Lady’s and as you touch her lips with yours, she will open her mouth to receive. You slowly lets the liquid flow from your mouth to hers. If any spills, then you need to lick her clean. Repeat if she desires more. What’s that I see, sneaking in a kiss? I just can’t control you can I.
9 – If you want more, go to Stage ??.
Thank you for your interest in my blog story.
Where would you like to see this go? How would you like to see it get here?
I’m open, so please feel free to give me your suggestions.
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How to Fuck a Lady - Stage 8
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Posted:Feb 18, 2015 8:24 am
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2015 8:25 am
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Please Note: If you are looking for a quickie blog, this is not it. This blog is meant to be read after the previous stages. If you decide not to read the previous stages than you will probably get a different understanding then what the author intended.
For the previous stages please click on:
How to Fuck a Lady The Growing Story
Stage 8
Good Day?
1 – So, how did that phone call go? She excited to hear from you? Thought so. A Lady likes to know that she is worthy of your time. Communication is the most important thing if you wish to have an exceptional relationship. It lets her know that you, value her, and in turn, she, will value you.
2 – And how did your day go? During the day did you feel yourself being WHOLE in everything you did? Did you act as you believe a PERFECT person would act? Were you STRONG? Did you feel POWERFUL? Were you LOVING to everyone you came in contact with? Were you HARMONIOUS with everything in your environment? And, most of all, were you HAPPY? Don’t worry, it takes time. At least your day went better than usual, and people enjoyed your company. That’s important. Just keep focusing on being a Great and Wonderful person.
3 - Positive Reinforcement Time. Repeat after me: “I am a Great and Wonderful person”, “I am a Great and Wonderful person”. “I am NOT a Jerk”, “I am NOT a Jerk”. “I am Whole, Perfect, Strong, Powerful, Loving, Harmonious, and Happy”, “I am Whole, Perfect, Strong, Powerful, Loving, Harmonious, and Happy”. “I feel Great”, “I feel Great”.
4 - Good, now do you want to call her again? Do it, I’m sure she has been thinking about you.
5 – Than go to Stage 9.
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How to Fuck a Lady – You write Lady's side?
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Posted:Feb 8, 2015 8:22 pm
Last Updated:Sep 9, 2020 3:36 pm
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Hello, I am the author of How to Fuck a Lady?
This story is being written as a guide to an inexperienced man (age unknown). This guide will help him attain the ultimate treasure which lies inside every Lady.
Now, getting there, is the fun.
Generally speaking we all know this story will lead to the intercourse of the Lady with the man, someday. Now, when it will get there, and how it will get there, is still unknown. And, what, will happen after?
Normally I would be the person to write the Ladies part, however that would give me complete control over every situation. We all know, this is not how life works. At times one person will do something that the other person is not expecting and then anticipated reactions will have to change. When one thing changes it usually leads to other changes and so on. These changes create the drama that keeps readers interested. We all want to be interested, or we will stop reading.
Therefore, I am seeking collaborator(s) to write the Lady’s side. You do not have to be a Lady, as I am open to anyone who would like to have fun with this developing story. You may be interested in writing just one segment, or several.
This story is being written in stages and I would like to keep that format for now. What I will need from you is to read a stage and then write the corresponding Lady’s part. Please keep in mind that the story is currently about one Lady, so your writing(s) would need to work with any previous writings.
If you are interested in helping me to make this story fun for our readers please contact me with or without your segment. If I decide that it works with the story I will connect it with the story. If there is more then 1 response per stage I will connect all that logically work with the story. Then the readers can chose which one they like.
Please label it: How to Fuck a Lady – Stage #, Lady Side
Please let me know that you do want it connected to the story. I will only connect it if you want me to.
I hope we can have fun with this Story as well as our readers.
Who knows, maybe one day this could be turned into a book.
Thank you, HZab
P.S. If anyone has suggestion on my writings of man’s part, I am open to listening. I will probable update the earlier stages at some point.
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How to Fuck a Lady - Stage 7
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Posted:Jan 21, 2015 6:38 pm
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2015 8:59 pm
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Please Note: If you are looking for a quickie blog, this is not it. This blog is meant to be read after the previous stages. If you decide not to read the previous stages than you will probably get a different understanding then what the author intended.
For the previous stages please click on:
How to Fuck a Lady The Growing Story
Stage 7
A Brand New Day
1 - Good Morning. Sleep well? Good. Did you have fun last night? You came pretty good. It put you right to sleep. Have any good dreams? I see you dick was hard when you got up. Was it just filled with pee, or do you always have a hard cock when you wake up? I know mine is always hard when I wake up. Ok, last night you took care of yourself, and this morning you need to get ready for a great day. A Great person with a Great start, leads to a Great day. And you are a GREAT PERSON. So, let’s get started.
2 - How about a hot shower? Get the water to a nice temperature get in.
3 - Start washing by shampooing your hair. Lather it good and then rinse it. Now lather in the conditioner and let it sit. Now wash the rest of your body. Start with your upper body and move downwards. Get your soap nice and foamy and start rubbing it into your Shoulders and around your chest, under your arms and around to your back. Keep the soap foamy and now move down your body to your hips and butt, and your genitals. Now continue down to your legs rubbing the soap into them up and down. And down to your, “Hay!, Ah,,, we move down from your dick already. Why are you still lathering your dick? I said rub the soap up and down your legs not your dick”. “Yess, your dick needs to be clean, but how clean do you want get it?” “Oh, well, I guess just keep on going.” , , , , “Almost done?” , , , ,. I think he’s going to cum. Yes, here it cums. , , , , ! “Happy now?” “Good, let’s move on.” Now down to your legs rubbing the soap into them, and down to your feet. Rinse well and don’t forget to rinse you hair. “You good and clean?” “Good”. Get out, dry off and get dressed.
4 - Time for breakfast. How about some eggs, bacon and toast or do you prefer French toast or pancakes? Whatever you like, it’s important to have a good breakfast.
5 - After breakfast it’s time to get focused on you and where you want to go.
6 - OK, positive reinforcement time. Repeat after me: “I am a Great and Wonderful person”, “I am a Great and Wonderful person”. “I am NOT a Jerk”, “I am NOT a Jerk”. “I am Whole, Perfect, Strong, Powerful, Loving, Harmonious, and Happy”, “I am Whole, Perfect, Strong, Powerful, Loving, Harmonious, and Happy”. “I feel Great”, “I feel Great”. Good, now during the day feel yourself being WHOLE in everything you do. Act as you believe a PERFECT person would act. Be STRONG! Feel POWERFUL! Be LOVING to everyone you see. Be HARMONIOUS everything in your environment. And, most of all, BE HAPPY! No matter what gets in your way, BE HAPPY! YOU, control your feelings and actions.
7 - Ok, get out her phone number (I know you got it from her) and give her a call. Tell her how you enjoyed the time you spent with her, and any other miscellaneous thing that comes up. The important thing here is that you contacted her. You don’t need to set up another time to get together right now. You can do that later.
8 - Now go about your day and focus on step 6.
9 - Still want to Fuck her? Yah, I know you’ve been waiting. Patience. Go to Stage 8.
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How to Fuck a Lady - Stage 6
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Posted:Jan 10, 2015 10:24 pm
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2015 5:15 pm
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Stage 6
EXPLODE !
1 – Your home and now it’s time to take care of yourself. You are important! And, to be successful, you need to look after number 1, you. By taking care of yourself, you will be able to achieve anything that you put your mind to.
2 – You are a wonderful and great person. You are NOT a Jerk. You are Whole, Perfect, Strong, Powerful, Loving, Harmonious, and Happy. These are some great characters that Powerful Ladies like in their men. Repeat after me : “I am Whole, Perfect, Strong, Powerful, Loving, Harmonious, and Happy”, “I am Whole, Perfect, Strong, Powerful, Loving, Harmonious, and Happy”. Good! Remember this, and often repeat it to yourself out loud. The more you say it, and believe it, the more it will be visible.
3 – Now go to the fridge and get a beer.
4 – Sit down and take some time to relax. Think about that lovely Lady from earlier. Think about how beautiful she is and what a great curves she has. Think about how she was very interested in you.
5 – Finish that beer.
6 – If you normally take a shower before you go to bed, then this is the time to do it, otherwise, head to the bedroom.
7 – OK, Now strip down. Everything off. It’s “YOU” time. If you have a lubricant you like to use, get it. Get that magazine you like or put on a good XXX movie, and into bed. No covers, you won’t need them and they will just get in the way.
8 – Ready, Go! Put on some lube and start stroking your dick. Up and down around and up and down. Check out those pictures or that movie. Feel yourself, enjoy how hard and exited your dick is getting. Keep stroking your dick up and down and up and down.
Think about how you would like to be sucked and fucked. How you would like to ram your dick down a nice, hot, throat. In and out, in and out, deeply in, and, hold it. Feel your dick pulsating inside that mouth.
Continuing to stroke that cock up and down and don’t forget rub it around the head. Up and down and up and down and around. Feel your hard cock throbbing as you rub it up and down, and up and down and around, and around, and up, down, and around and up and down and up and down and around and up, and down.
You’re getting wet, and you can feel yourself getting close to Cumming. Up and down up and down up and down up and down up and down up and down. No holding back it’s all for you. Up and down up and down up and down up and down up and down and around and around and up and down. Keep rubbing that nice hard cock, up and down, around and around up and down up and down up and down up and down around and up.
You want to burst. Your dick is so hard and it just wants to explode. Stroke it, stroke it! Up and down up and down up and down up and down up and down. Oh, yah, I can feel it, I can feel it. Up and down up and down up and down up and down up and down. Keep it going, you’re getting there, around and around and up and down and around and around and around and up and down. It’s Cumming, its Cumming. Up and down up down up and down up and down up and down up and down up and down and around, around, up, down, around and around and up, and down, faster faster, up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down , up down up down up down up down , up down up down up down around up down, ITS CUMMING, ITS CUMMING, , up down up down up down up down up down up down around up down, YES, YES, HERE IT CUMS HERE IT CUMS SHOOT IT SHOOT IT, LET IT GO, LET IT GO, LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO, OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO, OOOOO, ooo,,, oh,,, oo oh, o o o,
Wwooo, whhhh, wwooo, whhh, wwooo, whhh, wwooo, oo, whhh wwooo, whhh …
9 – Oh Well, When he wakes up with his hard dick, I’m sure he’ll still want to Fuck her,, after he pees, so, somebody please let him know to go to Stage 7. Thank you
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How to Fuck a Lady - Stage 5
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Posted:Jan 1, 2015 12:31 pm
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2015 9:02 pm
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Please Note: If you are looking for a quickie blog, this is not it. This blog is meant to be read after the previous stages. If you decide not to read the previous stages than you will probably get a different understanding then what the author intended.
For the previous stages please click on:
How to Fuck a Lady The Growing Story
Stage 5
Winding up the day
1 – All good things must come to an end. So must the 1st encounter. Your conversation with her has been long enough for her to become interested in you. She is now wondering if she would like to expend more of her time to get to know you better.
2 – You are doing a good job of not acting like a Jerk. This has been key to her staying around and conversing with you. Keep it up.
3 – We know you have done a great job so far since she hasn’t blow you off. You have looked into her eyes without starring too much. You have listened to her and talked with her without interrupting her too much. You have gotten to know some of what she likes and dislikes (non-sexually), and WOW, you still haven’t jumped on her. I’m proud of you.
4 – Now it’s time for her to start wanting you. To do this you must leave her, temporarily. She needs to feel what it is like without you being around. She need time to think about you, and feel you, without you being there. It’s time for her to take you home with her, without you going.
5 – It’s also time for you to EXPLODE ! (And, I don’t mean that in a destructive way).
6 – Ok. Now this might be hard for you but you need to let her know that you would like to continue to talk to her, but, you have a prior commitment that you can’t miss. She might respect the fact that you can commit, or she might think that you are just blowing her off so you can go get fucked. Oh well, too bad. You need to end this 1st encounter so you can have a positive 2nd one.
7 – It’s now time to get her contact information (phone number, e-mail …) whatever she is comfortable in giving you. If she seems to not want to give it to you let her know that it’s ok, you will give her yours so she can contact you if she feels like it.
8 – Now say good-bye and let her know that it has been a pleasure spending time with her. Stick out your hand to her. She will probable shake it or she may give you a hug. Take what she gives you and don’t push for more, and LEAVE.
9 - I know, you still want to Fuck her, so, go home and check out Stage 6 before going to sleep.
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How to Fuck a Lady - Stage 4
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Posted:Dec 16, 2014 1:00 am
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2015 9:02 pm
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Please Note: If you are looking for a quickie blog, this is not it. This blog is meant to be read after the previous stages. If you decide not to read the previous stages than you will probably get a different understanding then what the author intended.
For the previous stages please click on:
How to Fuck a Lady The Growing Story
Stage 4
1 - WOW, You made it this far and still haven’t jumped on her. I’m proud of you.
2 - Repeat after me: “I am not a jerk, I am not a jerk” “I am not a jerk, I am not a jerk”.
Good, it’s time for your reward.
3 - Without letting her know, start thinking about her, “SEXUALLY!” Think about how beautiful her breast must look. Seeing them through her top you can only imagine how beautiful they must be with nothing covering them. Think about how nice it would be to take your hand and gently put it on her breast. How soft her beautiful breast must feel. How, as you caress one breast and then the other you feel your dick getting hard. You want to feel her so bad. You want to take your mouth and kiss her breasts up and down, and all around. You want it, you want it! You want to take your tongue and move it around her breast until you get to her nipple and then, you lick her nipple softly, around, and around, and around, until it gets nice and hard. Your dick is so hard now you can feel it pulsating. You move your mouth over her other breast and you kiss it, and lick it, softly, and gently. It’s getting hard for you to control yourself, but, you have to! You just can’t throw her down and take her. You have to control yourself. “Control! Control!” You continue sucking her breast with your mouth and now your hand joins in so both of her breast can feel the pleasure you’re giving them simultaneously. One hand caressing one breast, while her other breast is enjoying your mouth, sucking tenderly on her nipple. You are getting so into sucking her and caressing her. You hear her moaning in pleasure, wanting, desiring, more and more. You now start moving your hand down her “STOP!” “STOP!” You are getting carried away. I said, “Without her knowing”, and here you are, your Dick is as hard as a rock, wanting to jump out of you pants, not to mention that you now have a wet spot, as well as, you didn’t even pay attention to what she was saying.
Get ahold of yourself. Now! Ok.
4 – Recovery Time: You need to focus on what she is saying and see if you can make an intelligent response so she will not be aware that you were in another world with her.
5 – Good, good recovery, I could not have done it better myself. I’m starting to like you.
6 - Ok, Let’s stay on track. Continue your discussion and focus on staying in the moment with her. She sure is something isn’t she?
7 - I know, you still want to Fuck her, so, go to Stage 5.
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How to Fuck a Lady - Stage 3
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Posted:Dec 6, 2014 6:25 pm
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2015 9:01 pm
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Please Note: If you are looking for a quickie blog, this is not it. This blog is meant to be read after the previous stages. If you decide not to read the previous stages than you will probably get a different understanding then what the author intended.
For the previous stages please click on:
How to Fuck a Lady The Growing Story
Stage - 3
1- Now look into her eyes, if you have already done this make sure you’re not starring
at her (if you’re not sure, occasionally move your eyes in a triangle from her 2 eyes to her nose).
2 - Now you’re starting to not be a Jerk.
3 – Continue to listen and talk to her without interrupting her. You should be starting to get to know what she likes and dislikes (non-sexually). You want to respond to her comments, but only after she finishes what she says.
4 – If she touches you, you can enjoy it, but it’s not time for you to touch her.
(Ladies are allowed to touch men in any way they wish, but men should not touch a Lady until it is appropriate)
Example:
When you meet a Lady you may stick out your hand for her to shake it. Do not force it to her, wait and see if she takes it. She will decide if she will take it and shake it. She might shake it, or not, or she may decide to give you a hug, either way she is in control of the touching and you appear to be a gentleman. This will pay off in the future.
5 – Try to retain some of the information she gives you. It will be useful later on.
6 - Continue to discuss the things that interest her and you may start to think about her in a sexual way (JUST DON’T ACT ON IT).
7 - If you still want to Fuck her go to Stage 4.
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How to Fuck a Lady - Stage 2
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Posted:Nov 28, 2014 8:02 pm
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2015 7:44 pm
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Please Note: If you are looking for a quickie blog, this is not it. This blog is meant to be read after the previous stages. If you decide not to read the previous stages than you will probably get a different understanding then what the author intended.
For the previous stages please click on:
How to Fuck a Lady The Growing Story
Stage - 2
1- Ok, Do you really want to Fuck this Lady? If so, go to 2.
2 - Think about not being a Jerk, Again!
3 - Since you’re communicating with her in some form, find out what she likes. (Not sexual things).
4 - Listen to her and DO NOT INTERRUP HER.
5 - Continue to discuss the things she likes in an intelligent way and DO NOT INTERRUP HER.
6 - Keep your Dick in your pants, and focus on her (Non-sexually).
7 - If you still want to Fuck her go to Stage 3.COLOR]
See Stage 3
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