Dancing With The Stars
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Posted:Apr 26, 2011 11:56 am
Last Updated:May 24, 2011 10:21 pm
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Yes I watch.
Oh you know who I vote for...
Mr. Hines Ward the wide receiver for one of my favorite football teams the Pittsburgh Steelers.
So, the Steelers were not able to get the SuperBowl trophy. Hines just might get the Mirror Ball trophy for dancing.
Yea, well let me dream anyway!!
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Meet Me At Eight
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Posted:Apr 20, 2011 8:16 am
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2011 2:12 am
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Meet me at eight
We have a lot to do
Do not make me wait
I want you
The stockings have seams
Sandals with two inch heels
Pedicured feet soft with creams
Toes painted look like meals
Narrow ankles create shape
Long legs continue the view
Curves show the landscape
Only for you
Hurry over now
I am here
Get here some how
Close and near
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Slow Cooker
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Posted:Apr 9, 2011 4:49 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2011 3:31 pm
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I just had to post this picture.
Are you hungry?
I am
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You Are Here Again
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Posted:Apr 9, 2011 3:22 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2011 7:11 am
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You are here Again
I can feel you
Maybe it is the rain
Grey sky no longer blue
Enfolded within your eyes
Security and love abound
Left behind all the whys
Living in the surround
It's only a sense in the air
You are not physically here
Just energy tickling my hair
I feel you are al ways near
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Friday is HERE
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Posted:Apr 8, 2011 11:40 am
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2011 9:04 pm
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I want to sing "Darling Nikki" tonight.
HOWEVER!!!
I do not want to have to call the paramedics to revive all the people who come to listen and sing...
You know the song "Darling Nikki"? Let me see if I can get the lyrics online . . . Just a Moment Please . . .
I knew a girl named nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said howd u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little nikki grind
She took me 2 her castle
And I just couldnt believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
The lights went out
And nikki started 2 grind
Nikki
The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin will kick your behind
Oh, shell show u no mercy
But shell shonuff shonuff show u how 2 grind
Darlin nikki
Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone unmber on the stairs
It said thank u 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever u want 2 grind
Oh, nikki, ohhhh
Come back nikki, come back
Your dirty little prince
Wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind
{backwards at the end...}
Hello, how r u? Im fine. cause I know
That the lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon.
Okay, I will just keep singing it in the shower... lolol
Have a great Friday!
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Care Giving Women
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Posted:Apr 8, 2011 2:55 am
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2011 8:56 pm
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They live alone these women
Enclosed in their home
No effort or time for men
Yet they live alone
So I asked the question why
And boy did I hear a lot
About selfish 's cry
Of parents valuable gold pot
These women were not a maid
Nor a care giving nurse
Yet did so not being paid
Being dumped later or worse
So they live alone quiet
Neglecting a vital connect
Human touch not convenient
Too late to even regret
This came to me when I spoke with a group of older women who all lived alone. These women are mostly good looking, active, energetic and full of life to share with another. Yet, each one said they would not marry nor live with a man because the treated them poorly and the man said nothing. I know it goes both ways but I did not ask men.. I asked women.
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Bakers' Dozen
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Posted:Apr 1, 2011 9:50 pm
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2011 2:38 am
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Yes, that is how many people watch my blog. A Bakers' Dozen equals 13 people.
Thank you to who ever you are!
I feel honored that you would think me worthy of being followed.
Hugs,
Almost
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Auto Emissions
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Posted:Mar 31, 2011 10:20 pm
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2011 9:45 pm
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Crap crap crap..
forgot all about getting this taken care of this..
3:00 this afternoon - rush to get the oil changed
3:45 - reach the emission building
4:15 - back to the house
5:15 - too late, there is already a penalty waiting for me at the DMV...
crap - I'll do it tomorrow...
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Yes, it is sitting on the floor!
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Posted:Mar 29, 2011 4:58 pm
Last Updated:Mar 31, 2011 9:30 pm
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Just love this picture!!! Imagine spending three days just wandering around the island and seeing these reminders all around me. What was I trying to accomplish by doing all this travel alone?
From The Cook Islands in the South Pacific.
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It's FRIDAY!!
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Posted:Mar 25, 2011 3:52 pm
Last Updated:Mar 31, 2011 9:24 pm
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It's FRIDAY!!! Oh yea.
Gerry-oke tonight at the Senior Center. Wonder what songs I will choose tonight.
Last week I did "Ode to Billy Joe" by Bobby Gentry. That was one of the only times that I could not hear anyone talking. They were all looking at me while I sang the song. I'll choose one a bit less serious next time. Maybe I should do a few Weird Al: Weenie in a Bottle, Beat It, or maybe Amish Paradise. Maybe not... 
Or maybe I will just stick to something from the sixties or seventies as those are the ones I enjoy the best. Folk songs are particularly easy for me and seem to fit my style of voice. Peter, Paul & Mary, Simon & Garfunkel or the Hollies might fit tonight. Or what the heck, I can do a mean Janice with Me and Bobby McGee.
At any rate, Have A GREAT Friday Evening..
You know what I will be doing!
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Taking Pictures
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Posted:Mar 21, 2011 2:22 pm
Last Updated:Mar 31, 2011 11:19 am
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Taking pictures is such an enjoyable experience.
All the pictures in my blog are ones taken by me.
Sometimes, it is the little thing that catches my eye.
Normally I will seek out buildings or landscape.
Not too keen on people though.. *she wonders what that says about her?*
Take some time and go back to look at the pictures. Maybe there is a favorite..
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Bra or No Bra
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Posted:Mar 20, 2011 11:26 pm
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2011 2:33 am
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It is said that men love women's breasts, preferably without anything covering. Does this come with a few guidelines?
Is there any tit that a man would NOT like to see/touch?
My body is changing and becoming a bit softer. This means that breasts that used to NOT be able to hold up a pencil due to their perky nature, can now hold, oh probably two or even three pencils. (If I have to explain this to you, please let me know)!
So this brings the question. Do men have a preference when it comes to bra or no bra? And do they realize that if a woman does not wear a bra she will have, uh.. *how to say this* Flat Flaps?
(I am not even going to bring up breast implants because that is a completely different conversation).
Now I will say that mine are not flat flaps.. yet... but I wear a bra. Well, most of the time.
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Calm Comfort
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Posted:Mar 18, 2011 11:47 pm
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2011 7:32 pm
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The alarm is singing a tune
I smile as I think of you
Together sitting on the moon
Yet I awaken happiness anew
Each time you are near
My attitude becomes light
Calming my inner fear
Keeping it safe and bright
Thank you
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