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Blogs > StripShowLover > My Wants and Opinions

THE HUSBAND STORE.....just for laughs........  

StripShowLover 52F  
73 posts
1/29/2007 8:21 am

Last Read:
6/17/2008 12:36 pm
THE HUSBAND STORE.....just for laughs........
A new "Husband Store" has just opened in New York City that sells husbands.

When women go to choose a husband, they must follow the instructions posted at the entrance:

"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the husbands increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any
husband from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down, except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor, the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs."

The 2nd floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love ."

The 3rd floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love and are extremely Good Looking."

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love , are Good Looking and Help With Housework."

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love , are Good Looking, help with Housework and Have a
Strong Romantic Streak."

She is so tempted to stay, but can't resist going on. She goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: "Floor 6 - you are visitor 31,456,012 to
this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a "New Wives" store just across the street. Here's what it has.

The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The content of the 3rd through 6th floors are unknown, as they have never been visited
cowboywanted2day 52F

1/29/2007 8:59 am

 Thank you so much for the giggles!

Rope'Em!
cowboywanted2day
Lets Save A Horse and Ride Each Other,
cowboywanted2day


buzzhappyranger 58M
35 posts
4/8/2007 6:07 am

 very funny


rm_intelsxym4u 40M
125 posts
2/27/2008 4:19 pm

 Oh that is fuckin' awesome!!!


Khakimon 52M
62 posts
6/9/2008 6:23 am

 Ooh! I wonder which one of those floors I would visit for wives who love sex, have curves and meat on their bones, enjoy the internet and aren't too good to play Dungeons & Dragons with their husbands and a small pack of goofy friends on the weekends.

...or do I ask for too much?


StripShowLover 52F  
67 posts
6/17/2008 12:36 pm
    Quoting Khakimon:
    Ooh! I wonder which one of those floors I would visit for wives who love sex, have curves and meat on their bones, enjoy the internet and aren't too good to play Dungeons & Dragons with their husbands and a small pack of goofy friends on the weekends.

    ...or do I ask for too much?
Definately don't think that's too much to ask for...lol...just gotta look in the right place....


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