holiday.... woo hoo!!
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Posted:Apr 25, 2011 6:43 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2011 4:25 pm
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I must be special, I'm privileged enough to have been offered an all expenses holiday to Athens. As much as I really need a holiday am I really stupid enough to go, NO!! Does make me wonder though how often that works for them and also why?
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Why should I change my standards?
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Posted:Apr 23, 2011 2:30 pm
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2014 4:45 pm
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I recently received a mail which I was quite taken aback by, really had to bite my lip and not reply. On my profile I have a list of basic reasons why anyone may not get a response from me, so have to ask is this following list acceptable to you.
Now there isn't any easy way to say this but if you meet any of the following then do not bother sending a message as it will be ignored.
-have no pictures (unless a face pic is attached) and please no cock pics I'd rather find things out for myself.
-send long messages about what you want to do to me (not a good icebreaker! and it doesn't get me horny or interested) and if I see fit will be copied and pasted to my blog.
-sending numerous messages,think about it there's a reason why i didn't respond to the first on.
-sending me or an email address in the very first message, does that really work?
-using text speak, just don't it! the english language has vowels, grammar and punctuation marks for a reason.
This gentleman said I needed to take a long hard look at myself and seriously address my standard issues. What? Really? Why?
If I really wanted to I could get way to fussy.
I shall have to refer to ex1 ex2 and ld (last date) for this,
-I generally prefer non hairy chests... ex1 had his own rug and shaved his back weekly.
-I generally don't like facial hair... ex 1 and ex2 had continually changing designs of facial hair
-I generally am not attracted to bald or balding men.... ld had a noticeable receding hairline
-I generally go for men taller than myself.... I could look all of them in the eye without crooking my neck and standing on tip toes.
-I generally prefer a more athletic body regardless of build, though ex2 had the start of man boobs and a portly stomach.
Yet what ex1, ex2 and ld had in common was the ability to hold an intelligent conversation, and they could all make me laugh. To me there is far much more than just physical attributes. True there still does have to be some degree of physical attraction, but you could look like a young brad pitt yet if I don't get that mental attraction then nothings going to happen.
I personally think that there is no problem with what I have written in my profile. It is my way of trying to weed out the fuck-wits who think that because I'm on a sex site that I'm instantly going to jump into bed with them. Fully explains to those that still decide to mail me why I've ignored them in advance of them sending the message (of course I assume that they have actually bothered to read my profile anyway). I wouldn't call them standards anyway just general do and don'ts.
If I do meet someone that I'm comfortable with, that can make me laugh and can hold a conversation then there is a very high chance that their lucks in!
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general rant.... sorry....
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Posted:Apr 23, 2011 12:11 pm
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2012 6:34 pm
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Despite it being a four day weekend, bank holidays are so wonderful. I had the joys of work on this sunny saturday morning. Luckily for me very quiet on phone calls as spent most of my time outside as we also sell fuel. Whats wrong with that you may wonder. Some may remember that years ago all petrol stations were attended, the garage I work at still was until my boss bought it ten years ago and I've been there for just over eight years. Yet a lot of the elder generation still expect this service. Don't get me wrong though if they genuinely need assistance I'm there, but the majority of the time they demand it and are rude in doing so. Some don't even get out of the vehicle to ask they just sit and wait. Some come into the reception and expect me to drop everything for them, even when i say 'please give me a moment just to finish this' cause I'm always in the middle of something, I'll either be on the phone (interrupting me on the phone irritates me anyway) half way through an invoice or with a customer on the front desk (i'm special i have two desks) the response I get is 'but I need fuel now'. Is it really a life and death situation that they can't just wait for a minute? I've even seen some manage to coerce other garage customers to fuel the vehicle for them. Some of them then ask for their tyre pressures to be checked and oil level etc and you end up doing a mini service outside. If I have time fine, but I get shouted by the boss if I do as I'm meant to be in the office yet shouted out by the boss if I don't. Either way I'm screwed but not in a good way! Its these that I am beginning to somewhat resent having to deal with, not just because their rude and talk to me as though I'm shit but also due to the sheer amount of hassle it creates.
Maybe its just my way of thinking, but if you can't fill your own vehicle with fuel then you shouldn't be allowed to drive one, I can forgive basic maintenance issues. I have heard so many excuses and seen some terrifying sights such as a lady getting back into her vehicle putting on a eye patch followed by a pair of glasses. We had some repair work done to the building and a section of our pumps was cordoned off so expensive plastic sheets could be laid flat and watched mortified as they were subsequently driven over and the customer still drove off with tape still flapping across their windscreen and bumper. But it is these people that made me learn to drive, I had been putting it off and coping without thanks to an irrational fear of driving that had developed through friends attempts to teach me without lessons. The main culprit was being told to brake, when I was braking, then realising that the brakes had actually failed which isn't a good realisation to have when your approaching a downward hill... After years of observation I began to think if they have a licence why the hell can't I, found a calm and patient instructor and pulled my finger out.
But I have had to deal with these people all morning, and it has wound me up. Rants over now anyhow, they always make me feel better.
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the essex thing?
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Posted:Apr 20, 2011 2:39 pm
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2011 5:26 am
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Luckily for me I don't get many one liner mails. Tonight I got one that just doesn't make any rational sense
get back own appartment, wanna do the essex fing
Anyone know what the essex 'fing' is? Aside from the fact that he doesn't live anywhere near essex, I have to admit I'm a bit perplexed!!
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the learning curve
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Posted:Apr 16, 2011 12:22 pm
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2014 4:38 pm
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This is only my second season of tending to my own garden. Whilst working in the garden today, I have come to a number of conclusions.
-my decision to dig up the front lawn and gravel it (its only small) was a stroke of sheer genius only took 40mins to get it looking great
-weeds can still grow through gravel, despite having two layers of weed proof ground sheet underneath said gravel
-my neighbours think my front garden is a litter bin, will definitely be keeping an eye on it
-leaves are easier to clear up when they're still green, next time I will not leave them till they go brown and crispy
-my grass is the quickest growing in the world, an inch in a week is that right?
-dandelions can and do grow miraculously overnight
-root systems will eventually disintegrate if you hit them long enough with a pick axe
-NEVER give me unsupervised access to a pick axe
-greenery can and does fight back
-i'm not actually as strong as i think i am, and therefore need to ask my brother to help lift up paving slabs
-if I plant anything I must water it afterwards
-that weird feeling in your pants is actually a huge spider thats decided to crawl up your leg, so without even thinking you pull your pants down in the middle of your back garden to clear it out.
-my cat is scared of everything
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Boss free bliss......
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Posted:Apr 14, 2011 1:48 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2011 2:07 pm
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Today I have enjoyed the second day of a boss free work place. Any hitches, we all have a discussion and work out the best plan of action. All jobs planned in advance and all jobs completed on time. Everyone is stress free, happy and relaxed. Communications great in fact everything about work is absolutely bloody fantastic, only when hes not there!!
We all know are jobs inside out and backwards, and in some cases blindfolded with our hands tied behind our backs. He must know that to or he would never ever go on holiday. Which begs only one question, why oh why doesn't he just let us get on with it when he is there?
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where do you love the most
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Posted:Apr 12, 2011 3:25 pm
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2015 8:14 am
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As boring as it sounds I've got nothing better to do at the moment than to organise my pictures. Being house bound I'm running out of jobs to keep me occupied. I'm glad I did though as I was reminded on how awe struck I was when I went to what is now my most favourite place on earth.
The magnificent Grand Canyon, I never fully realised how expansive and impressive it actually was until I saw it with my own eyes. I would really love to go into the canyon and stay at Phantom ranch, I've always wondered if the sunset is different at the canyon floor than it was up on the rim. Plus theres excellent and well priced food at the Blue Angel lodge, the first time I visited I had a huge roast beef dinner with proper english yorkshire pudding, mixed with starters and dessert and two pints I was amazed that the bill only came to $20 at that point for the english readers that was £10!!
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should of known..
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Posted:Apr 12, 2011 2:00 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2012 2:19 pm
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I had hoped good luck comes in threes, unfortunately I've found out it doesn't. Really wish it did, it would be nice to actually have something good happen that was more exciting than insurance related savings. Finding my own genie in a bottle with just three very simple wishes would be a very nice place to start from.
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could you just repeat that please?
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Posted:Apr 11, 2011 12:21 pm
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2011 3:46 pm
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After a month of putting it off, because I really didn't want to know how much my car insurance company would fleece me with the addition of six points onto my policy. I decided to bite the bullet as I WILL be getting my licence back soon. Had my card all ready to pay the difference and when I asked the ultimate question the response I got has been the best news I've had all day.....
There is nothing extra to pay on your premium madam.
What... really... woo hoo!!! I asked her to repeat it just to be sure, but I have honestly not had to pay anything extra. Admittedly now expecting the worse when its up for renewal in december, and also generally when something good happens to me something bad always follows. But if the saying bad luck comes in threes is true, does good luck come in threes also? As I'm bearing in mind my boss is going on holiday tomorrow which by itself is going to be shear bliss!
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sun.... in england..?!?
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Posted:Apr 9, 2011 3:35 pm
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2011 12:24 pm
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I personally am not keen on cold weather I love warmth and heat, so am very happy that the sun is making such an abdunant appearance. But it also means that I have to start attacking my garden again. Prior to buying my house it had been unoccupied for several years and had the garden to match, thigh high grass, weeds everywhere, a path you couldn't see, even ant hills and masonary being used as 'padding' in the flower beds.
I have already spent the entirity of last summer hacking slashing and clearing even through the wind and rain. Though despite using gallons and gallons of weed killer they are back with a vengance, last week all was still clear but this morning they were everywhere. So the long task of re clearing begins again, I am starting to hate gardening, but know napalm might be to drastic a solution. With the sun shining though I can at least get a tan and dig my shorts out from the depths of my wardrobe.
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woo hoo........!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted:Apr 6, 2011 8:08 am
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2014 4:43 pm
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Nope I haven't had sex though I wish I had!!
As some of you may know I am on a quest to get my driving licence back. Today I took my theory test and am pleased to announce I passed!!!!!!! I got 75% in the hazard perception and suprised myself by getting 100% in the questions.
Just need to sort out my practical test now and I'll be back on the road.
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flirts.......
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Posted:Apr 3, 2011 4:00 pm
Last Updated:Apr 5, 2011 4:52 pm
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Passion has some serious glitches going on, I've read about the female profiles being used on sites, missing photos, mysteriously changing profiles. Now I've only encountered men mentioning that I have viewed there profiles when I haven't but, today one had said that I sent him a flirt. In all the time I've been on here I have only sents flirts about four times cause I really don't see the point in them. The last flirt I sent was about three weeks ago.
I know its only a minor thing but its so bloody annoying. I was already getting somewhat disillusioned with this site yet they continually add fuel to the fire. If I talk to or contact someone, then its because I WANT to and will send a mail not a flirt.
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taking the piss
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Posted:Apr 2, 2011 7:29 am
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2011 10:03 am
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I have received a mail today with and interesting subject title, even though I thought 'oh no not an other nutter' I still read the mail because I really needed a laugh. Curses it was blank.
But would you read a message if the subject said
Would you like to see me piss?
Never thought I would of done, but I did.
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