My lovely ozzy.
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Posted:May 28, 2011 11:15 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2011 12:28 pm
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A long weekend has started with a morning at work in which I was glad to get home. An afternoon of attacking the garden, whilst it wasn't pissing down, which is by itself is quite unusual for an english bank holiday weekend. But got to spend some quality time with the only man I love except of course for my dad that goes without saying.
After weeks of neglect and abandonment, I relished in learning all about his curves again. As I carefully soaped him down from top to bottom and rubbed him down to glorius and satisfying finish.
I bloody love my car.
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just what i've always wanted.
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Posted:May 26, 2011 12:38 pm
Last Updated:May 31, 2011 11:45 am
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From this moment you are my new private bitch for long term use. You wil do vhat i want, how i want, vhere i want and vhen i want you slut. Ansver right nov bitch. You dont have rights to say word NO!!!
The standard of messages I get still surprises me, though thinking about it I should be more used to it by now than surprised. This one certainly is among the most crassest. Fucking hell what can I say to that one. More of a demand than a proposal. I just love the way he instantly expects a reply. Yes I certainly will drop everything just for you, cause I just love being used as a slave.
As interested as I am, he failed to comply with my face pic request. So no I haven't replied. I was also to busy laughing at his stupidity and arrogance.
MORON
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appealing.. not very
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Posted:May 25, 2011 3:45 pm
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2013 6:09 pm
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Don't deny it, you all know you want to. I know you do.....
Everyone has different tastes of attraction, but are there variances in everyone definition of sex appeal.
Really what is sex appeal? Is it just a generic term to apply for those deemed socially attractive like the rich and famous who are able to afford the vast array of stylists and beauticians to get primped and pruned to perfection every day. Even then any photos are magically enhanced with the instant surgery effect. How many would still have the same sex appeal if it was all taken away from them. Some are barely recognisable out of the spotlight.
Most normal women don't have the time to waste and the money to spend, some like me don't have the inclination. Except for the girls night out or special occasions I never wear make up. I've only ever had a fake tan once even then I was a guinea pig for a friend who had just got a spraying booth for her salon and she needed practice.
Aside from the standard defuzzing. The things I do try to take regular care of the most is my nails and my eyebrows. No acrylics in sight my talons are all my own and if it wasn't for tweezers I'd have mini hairy caterpillars over my eyes.
Or do you only apply the term to those with natural beauty, those who would still look good if they had just been dragged through a hedge backwards wearing a bin bag.
Bloody lucky bitches........
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the ultimate bedtime reading material
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Posted:May 23, 2011 4:26 pm
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2012 4:45 pm
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I hope its not just me that has known someone who could have seriously benefited from one of these.
Reminds me of a night where my nipples were continually mistaken for volume/tuning dials on an old radio, after repeated requests to stop as it friggin hurt and they cannot freely rotate 360degrees and beyond. I ended up whacking him round the back of his head. He still didn't stop..... Needless to say I ended the night there.
Can't help wondering if a hard back book would of helped the force behind my hit as well as getting my point across a little bit better.
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freedom at last
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Posted:May 23, 2011 3:41 pm
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2014 4:24 pm
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Well boys and girls, after waiting an age I am pleased to announce that I now have my driving licence back. Yes... I finally passed my practical.
No offence to every one but yes I've hidden some of my personal info.
I will admit I had already taken one and thanks to instinct unfortunately failed it. What happened was as I was approaching a T junction to turn left a car was turning left into the road. I realised said car was going to side swipe me so instinct said 'get the fuck out of the way' on doing so clipped the kerb. Didn't think anything of it at the time but it is an instant fail. When I argued that I was avoiding an accident the examiner said 'you should of slowed down further or stopped to give them the clearance' cue the light bulb above the head moment of clarity accompanied by a 'doh' in the style of homer.
I even thought I failed today very soon into the test, when he told me I'd passed my word for word response was 'your fucking joking me'. I did incur two minors for use of speed though. Now when you consider I lost my licence for speeding these minors were actually for going to slowly...
I now finally have my freedom back, I'm not bound to the house at the weekends, the bicycle is going back into storage, and the 69missb taxi service is now in operation to repay so many lifts. Although I will actually miss going food shopping with my mother, but she'll be glad to get the extra boot space back.
One thing is for sure though I will be paying a lot better attention to my speedo in future and now have the motto if in doubt keep it to thirty!
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brain block
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Posted:May 20, 2011 4:19 pm
Last Updated:May 24, 2011 1:26 am
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For the last couple of days i've always thought about things to blog about during the day. Yet everytime I sit down to write my brain turns to complete mush. Its even done it now. Bugger....
So instead I need to finally end the ongoing question of what came first, the chicken or the egg...
Conclusive proof that the egg came first.
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sex tape
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Posted:May 16, 2011 1:49 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2011 12:57 pm
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I have to admit I had more than a few risque pictures taken in my time, and bits of filming here and there.
But couldn't resist making my very own sex tape.
So the question is....
What do you think?
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Quote for the day.....
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Posted:May 16, 2011 1:20 pm
Last Updated:May 18, 2011 4:24 pm
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A friend today sent me a text with a quote about women that I thought I'd share.
Whatever you give a woman she will make greater.
Give her a house and she'll give you a home.
Give her groceries and she'll give you a meal.
Give her sperm and she'll give you a baby.
Give her a smile and she'll give you her heart.
Whatever is given to her she multiplies and enriches.
So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a tonne of shit.
I'm now waiting for someone to give me money...
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demand..... don't think so.
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Posted:May 15, 2011 11:00 am
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2012 4:49 pm
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Recently a few people have demanded a reply from me. Even if just to say thanks but no thanks. I wouldn't demand anything from anyone, let alone from a complete stranger.
Do they just want proof that I'm real, or do they want to try and gain the dominant stance from the start. Either way I'm definately not giving them want they want.
Demand anything from me and your pretty much guaranteed not to get it. Even my boss has learnt this fact that 'I am a stubborn bitch' and I will go out of my way to not do it or give said person what they want. There is a subtle difference between demanding and requesting in most cases you just need to engage your brain before you write or speak. My boss used to say 'I need you to do this and I need it now' cue flaring nostrils and daggers from my eyes, he now says a more lengthier 'I know your busy but if you've got time could you just to this for me'. Fairly sure its not just me that would have a better reaction to the rephrased request.
One of the men who mailed did declare himself as a dom/master, so fully aware that his was to gauge submissiveness. But the whole message screamed blanket mail sent to all as he also wanted his succesful conquest to move to canada. I know I'm a sub but try and order me around in regular day to day life and you won't be greeted with a good response 'red rag & bull' you get the picture.
One message was so full of anger as he declared 'all I've spoken to scammers and fakes' and how one lady couldn't get it round her 'thick head' that he can only do day meets 'its in my profile can she not read?'. Might just be me but not really a good idea to go woman bashing, doesn't make a great first message. He also asked me not to use his message in a blog post, kind of failed there haven't I.
To all those who demand anything from me, my reply would be quite succint.
Go fuck yourself.
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sex ed gone wrong
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Posted:May 14, 2011 7:49 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2011 3:07 pm
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kind of defeats the purpose of using precautions...
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plans working
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Posted:May 13, 2011 1:23 pm
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2012 5:34 pm
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The plan in question being avoiding friday the 13th......
I know its just another day but for the last couple of years something bad has always happened to me. On one a good friend passed away, on others I've had accidents. For the last two I've been ceremoniously dumped first one by text after two and a half years with the admission he was actually gay. Second one knew my curse and did it anyway... gee thanks.
So day booked of work, locked myself up in my house, and alls good so far.
Next year I have three to avoid at least I now know what to do. Absolutely nothing.....
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starting early
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Posted:May 12, 2011 4:04 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2011 4:43 pm
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I'm all for proper sex education for , when i was growing up the sex education I received at both school and parents was a tad dire. But I didn't realise they were now beginning as early as this....
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think this is seductive, please try harder.....
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Posted:May 10, 2011 11:37 am
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2011 3:51 am
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I really hate receiving long explicit messages trying to be all seductive and sensual. I don't enjoy them, I don't get horny or excited. So as per my profile statement I post them here for you all to either enjoy or ridicule. I am aware that they might just send them to get 'published' as hey everyone deserves five minutes of fame. Unlike the last one at least he remembered to fuck me this time albeit a quick one from the sounds of it. But non I didn't take him up on the offer...
So here it is laugh at it or love it, just don't send me any.
The door bell rings, i open the door and you smile, your wearing a short skirt and tshirt, 'hi cum in!' I grin, my cock starts to rise as your watch your ass go past me into the living room, i swing my hand and smack your ass, you squeal and giggle loudly!
'drink?', 'yes please', i come back in and your sat on the arm of the settee, your short skirt riding up your legs, just not showing your knicks! I hand you the drink, i can see your nervous, you take a sip as i squeeze your breast, i can feel your heart racing, you carry on drinking as i play with your breasts, i slide my feet in between your legs and spread them with my knees, my hands reach round and grab your ass, i pull your forward up against my boner, your skirt rides up and rub my cock up against your pussy! i throw the cup over onto the settee, i kiss your neck and nibble your ear as i whisper 'BF can have your pussy but your asshole is mine!' , i ease back and pull you up onto your feet, i spin you round and push you over the settee arm. You squeal as your ass is left sticking up in the air!! I smack your ass and you squeal again! i pull up your skirt and stare at your tight little ass! 'nice thong!' i grab it a rip it off! you let out another squeal! i grin! 'your making too much noise!' , i lean over and stuff the knicks in your mouth! I smack your bare ass cheeks and you let out a muffled noise! 'thats better!' , i smack your other ass cheek! both are glowing red! 'thats better!'
WET YET?
I kneel down and grab your ass cheeks and spread them wide! I gaze at your tight little asshole! I stick my tongue out as bury my face into your ass cheeks! you moan as i push my tongue into your tight sphincter! i wriggle it as your sphincter tightens round my tongue ! i push it deeper and harder into your asshole as i spread your cheeks as wide apart as they'll go! I slide my tongue down into your wet pussy lips and suck on your clit as i spank your ass cheeks! you let out a muffled moan the thong still in your mouth! LMAO!
REALLY WET NOW?
I push my thumb into your moist pussy and slide it up against your sphincter! I rub it your rim and feel it tighten! i push it in and you moan as i suck your clit harder as i push my thumb deep into your asshole! i stand up as i work my thumb in and out of your tight asshole! I unzip my trousers and pull my cock from inside my pants! I hold the shaft and rub my bellend against your wet pussy lips! You moan loudly!
'want your pussy fucking?' , you nod, as i slap my bellend against your clit! 'i told you your ass is mine!' , I slide it up against your sphincter and push, i feel your body tense as my bellend eases inside your stretched asshole! Your eyes bulge as my throbbing cock slides slowly into your tight asshole! I grab your hips and pull you back as my cock goes deep into your asshole my balls slap against your wet pussy lips! I ease it back out and plunge it back inside! 'fuck your ass is tight!' , you moan as i pump my cock deep into your asshole! shit its so tight! I'm not going to last much longer! I ease my cock out and spank your ass cheeks! I grab my shaft and ease my bellend in and out of your sphincter! your ass gapes a s i thrust my cock it in and out of your asshole! I rub your soaking Clit and you moan loudly as fuck your ass! 'you going to cum?' , you nod and moan as i rub your clit! i can feel your body tense as your start to cum! your sphincter clamps tightly round my cock! 'Shit I'm coming!' , I pump my cock deep into your ass as my cum pumps into your ass! your body shakes as you orgasm!! 'Aargh!' , my balls ache as they pump my seed into your ass! I fall on top! sweat pouring from me! I kiss your neck! 'stay there!' , I climb off and ease my cock out of your gaping asshole! cum runs out and over your soaking pussy! I grab my camera and take a pic! I move round to your head and reach down and pull out the thong! you gasp for air as i thrust my cock into your mouth! 'clean daddy's cock!' , you suck hard! cum runs down your chin! i take a pic! 'good girl!' , i reach over and spank your ass! you moan and tighten your mouth round my cock! 'steady!' , i ease out of your mouth and lean down and kiss your lips as sweat runs down your face! 'You are a rude-girl!' , you grin! I smack your ass hard and you let out a squeal! 'Sssh or i'll have to gag you again!
You stand up and pull down your skirt! 'I better get going! Told BF I'd just needed to pop to the shops!' , you pass me the ripped thong , 'you best keep these for next time you gag me!' , you grin! I grin back, as you squeeze out of the front door! I smack your ass! i grin as you walk off cum dripping from your gaping asshole and running down your leg!!
I'll take a ride over if your in need of a good spanking?????? x
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