the drought is over, finally!
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Posted:Jun 19, 2011 2:23 pm
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2011 2:09 pm
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Well, aside from having to work on saturday morning this weekend went well, extremely well.
Mother nature kept her evil doings well away, and after a six month drought, I finally had a successful date with lots and lots of sex and great sex at that. Double bonus!
However thanks to lack of regular action, I am now suffering from seriously bad cowboy legs, john wayne has got nothing on my walk at the minute. My thighs and hips are killing me. I know I really shouldn't be complaining but OW and WOW at the same time.
Are there 'warm up' exercises, if so I should of done them as my date also hadn't told me he was a long stayer and an extremely long stayer at that. A very welcome surprise but one I wish I was prepped for.
My legs had best learn to get back to the usual recovery levels as luckily for me there is going to be next time.
And I can't wait......!!!!!!
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Gay, straight or bi...? I don't care... do you?
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Posted:Jun 17, 2011 4:42 pm
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2014 4:44 pm
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Dominoxxz wrote a great post yesterday [post 2661267] about how men shouldn't feel threatened or fear being perceived as being secretly gay just by having gay friends or by going into gay bars.
Obviously I know some men just aren't bothered in the slightest, but some are. Being bi sexual I've also experienced that some women have the same fears and worries. Its taken me a long while to learn the different looks and reactions.
Some of my so called friends have completely blanked me after they found out. Really... Why? surely if I found you in that way attractive it would of been bought up way before now. Plus I know your straight so I'm not going to do anything. I'm not going to try and lure you to the 'dark' side. Plus my preference is men. What are you so worried about?
One possibly stupid question sprung to my mind. Do gays and lesbians fear being classed as being secretly straight if they go to 'straight' bars.
In my opinion no not at all. I've found that the gay/bi community is one of the most liberal, non judgemental and open minded going. They won't hound if they get the 'sorry I'm straight' they also won't treat you any differently just because your sexuality differs from theirs. So why should they and I be treated with such intolerance?
No matter what sexuality you are, we all extend back to the same theoretical gene pool. Basically the same bag of skin filled with flesh and bones. In all different shapes and sizes, colours and variations with the same feelings and emotions. Preferences may vary but it does not change who we are as people.
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scat man
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Posted:Jun 16, 2011 4:33 pm
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2013 6:02 pm
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wanna see each other shit
I received this request today, erm...........NO..... HELL NO!
Clearly not read my profile where it says I don't do scat. Doesn't appeal to me at all, I'm even opposed to rimming. It just doesn't do anything for me and seriously you want to kiss me after... ? Go brush your teeth and heres some mouthwash as well. And no I'm not licking your sweaty hairy butt crack.  amp;
But I do have a good size strap on if your interested.....?
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pussy does it again
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Posted:Jun 14, 2011 3:38 pm
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2011 11:25 am
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After yet another crappy day at work, and another loss at bowling though was my first game away from home turf. My cats cheered me up again...
This time from doing laps around my lounge, whilst chasing a moth that was circling the ceiling light. The moth then decided to land behind my head and I had to duck and cover when I realised the cat was going to pounce regardless.
She did manage to get it though and alas the moth is now no more. Are moths part of a healthy snack diet for cats?
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its not broken, so just leave it alone!!
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Posted:Jun 13, 2011 4:07 pm
Last Updated:Feb 12, 2013 12:46 pm
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I really can't believe my eyes, I have just seen a trailer for....... Shameless USA.
But its got to be worth a quick look, with William H Macy as Frank Gallagher and to get past pilot stage. Surely its either going to be good or horrifically bad!
I know that us british and our friends across the pond have some similar degrees of humour and some different degrees of humour. But for the love of god don't change whats not broken.
Remakes of Coupling and Cold Feet bombed, the pilot of Red Dwarf never made it to air. Teachers got cancelled. Spaced never made it past the pilot episode. The pilot for The IT Crowd was cancelled before it was made and pilot episodes of Blackadder and Absolutely Fabulous also failed..
All were/are hugely successful in the UK... the clear link though is that sometimes our humour just doesn't work in the US. The only success I can think of being the remake of the Office. In all honesty though I don't know anyone that liked it, but with Steve Carell in the leading role it had to be somewhat successful.
Fair to say though that the UK have copied some US shows, mainly game/quiz shows. Yes we have to thank our US friends for Family Fortunes, Blankety Blank, The Wheel of Fortune, The Price is Right, Blockbusters, and..... the oh so fantastic............
Dales Supermarket Sweep.
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somebody shoot me please
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Posted:Jun 13, 2011 12:21 pm
Last Updated:Aug 15, 2011 2:43 pm
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To regular readers you may all know that I enjoy a love/hate relationship with my boss. I love to hate him.
I'm the grey blocks and are all the work I do during the day ready for a simple effortless end of the day. My boss is the red block, leaving a whole load of shit for me to clear up and sort out. Everything he does creates a problem for someone else, does he admit it and sort out his own mistakes, no no he doesn't. I'm getting fed up with being expected to sort out his fuck ups, all to often he passes the buck and denys all responsibility. If I make a mistake I admit it and sort it out. Luckily for me all I need to do is say one simple statement, I'm sorry sir/madam but you do need to speak to the manager (who is also the boss I'm refering to) on this matter. Cue evil laughter....
But I have been made aware of some forthcoming vacancies.
Watch this space.
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mother nature can do one
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Posted:Jun 11, 2011 12:14 pm
Last Updated:Jun 13, 2011 3:08 pm
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Today I'm slightly annoyed....
Was all arranged for the 'follow up' from my successful meeting, yet during work this morning I felt an all to familar feeling. No he didn't cancel, I had to, because mother nature decided to bring me a present a whole week early....... what a BITCH!!!! Even nature doesn't give me a break.
From what I can make out luckily for me he's been ok about it, and we've already rescheduled for next weekend. Doesn't stop me feeling bad though.
So I can't understand how, if I feel so bad for something thats somewhat beyond my control. That some men can make cancelling arrangements into a hobby.
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want one...
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Posted:Jun 9, 2011 2:59 pm
Last Updated:Jul 22, 2011 11:55 am
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I saw one of these for the first time this week and I instantly fell in love
If I had the money and could afford the insurance it would be sat in my parking space, reserved for special occasions. But saying that if I could afford it, there would also be a Bugatti Veyron in the garage as well.
I can but dream......
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playful pussies
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Posted:Jun 9, 2011 2:15 pm
Last Updated:Jun 13, 2011 4:19 pm
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Well to start with, I have bought you here under false pretences. I do enjoy a tease here and there.
For the past couple of days I have had nightmares days at work, with a boss who thinks I can magically pull required parts out of my arse in an instant, as well as being a mind reader.
So I've always come back home in an utter foul mood, my brother (long complicated reasons but my brother lodges with me) has learnt to stay upstairs for a good hour after I get home. He is also now able to tell if I've had a good day from the look on my face and to just not ask at all!!
Yet tonight when I got home, I was stood transfixed by my kitchen window. All thanks to my cat.
I've had my cat for a year now, and no matter how many times I tried she just wouldn't go or stay outside. Her previous owners said she was outside all the time, so I bought her a collar with a bell on. As with the assumption that she'd be outside the majority of the time I didn't want her bringing me half dead and mutilated presents. If she did go outside it would only be if I was in the garden, as though there was an invisible leash between us. I could leave the back door open and she'd look but not venture out. Recently she has started to go out unassisted so to speak, so I've taken her bell off, just to see what would happen...
Success, she goes out to explore by herself, and now I need to bribe her back inside with food. Shes taken to hiding in the long grass/weeds that I haven't got round to digging up yet to wait for tasty morsels to wander past or land on the grass.
So back to being transfixed by the kitchen window, I was watching the not so unsuspecting prey teasing her. Birds landing on the lawn, she'd creep along pounce and miss, hide again. A ten minute vicious circle of landing, pounces and misses. I was hysterical with laughter, but certainly made me forget about my day.
I'm betting she just needs bit more practice after a years break, and that it won't be long before I find feathers and fur in my kitchen.
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personal space
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Posted:Jun 5, 2011 10:37 am
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2011 8:38 am
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I'm in no way what you'd call anti social but I do enjoy my own personal space and freedom to do what I want when I want.
Do you ever feel the urge to just emerge yourself into your own personal cocoon, where no one can get to you or talk to you? To just want to scream fuck off and leave me alone to everyone whos annoying you.
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not quite all over
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Posted:Jun 4, 2011 2:08 pm
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2011 8:37 am
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Today has been an absolutely gloriously hot and sunny day, so I hit the garden like a mad woman. Now my back is hurting from digging the weeds out of the flower beds and have also now noticed a new addition to my body art collection. Dodgy tan lines.......
Unfortunately there are no prizes for guessing the location of the tan lines, I didn't know it was so difficult to take a photo of your own shoulder. Beginning to wish it was safe to garden in just a bikini, aside from problematic neighbours I don't fancy getting covered in stratches.
In typical english style though, the heavens opened. Yet luckily for me and with absolutley impeciable timing I'd just started to put everything away into the garage.
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sometimes a failed plan can still be good
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Posted:May 31, 2011 2:41 pm
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2014 4:22 pm
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For a while now I have been talking to a very nice gentleman and we had arranged to meet either during the long weekend.
I had said I wouldn't blog about this but was told I was allowed to. Well his literal words were 'you can do, I don't mind' and now the temptation has proved to great for me and obviously I'm now caving into my brain after just a day. To be fair though I've also still got a smile on my face.
As we were both feeling a little worse for wear after independent drinking activities on saturday night. Sunday was quickly rearranged for the bank holiday monday.
Now the plan was that we would just meet up have a chat, have a drink and basically make sure we both who we said we were and weren't both freaky weirdos who needed to be sectioned and controlled with high levels of medication. It was agreed that we wouldn't have sex. Saying that I still ensured matching underwear, just in case.... I always try to be prepared, even never relying on the last train home. Though it seems on this occasion not prepared enough and I also missed the train that I had intended to be on and also learnt it helps to read the time table properly to start off with.
He actually showed up WOO HOO, I was off to a good start already. We had a quick bite to eat, and were happily chatting away and everything was going great. Despite the fact that thanks to the good old british weather on bank holiday weekends it was of course raining for the vast majority of the day. After a while the suggestion was made to go to his nice and dry flat for a coffee. Think he could sense my initial apprehension by my sudden intake of breath and a raised eyebrow. As unlike most men I know, he didn't push it.
As you can probably already guess we did end up at his flat, and even though it was again confirmed we wouldn't have sex (it transpires neither of us had bought protection) one thing led to another and we ended up in the bedroom. Well I say that, but as I know what I'm like about throwing caution to the wind in the heat of the moment, I did say no to the bedroom. But soon got lifted up from the sofa, carried to the bed room and flung onto the bed, not that I'm complaining or anything and I certainly wasn't putting up a resistance. No one has ever done that before, I thought it was great!! The rest of my clothes came off yet his lower half remained firmly covered, I wouldn't of trusted myself otherwise.
I certainly now have a lot of 'favours' to repay and am already looking forward to our next encounter. Where I will most definitely be prepared.
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self inflicted.
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Posted:May 29, 2011 12:48 pm
Last Updated:May 31, 2011 4:57 am
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This morning I had the worlds worst headache and my whole body felt like I'd been hit a couple of times by a heavily laden HGV. Some of which of course was down to my own hand and a love of vodka. I wish there was a better reason behind it. I'm finding the older I get the hangovers are getting worse and lasting longer. The term zombie is a vast understatement, my friends know I'm a lost cause the day after a night out. Its not that often I have a night out with the girls due to them all being loved up and/or with so I enjoy it whilst I can. Even if I don't end up completely drunk I still feel ill in the morning, I've even had a hangover after I've been the designated driver, go figure....
I've just got used to it and learnt to adapt, but does anyone else experience the same pattern. I hope its not just me.
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