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With this my day would be easier.
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Posted:Oct 3, 2011 2:02 pm
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2011 1:31 am
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When I first saw this I thought instantly it would make my day at work. If only it could really be implemented.
No matter what happens nothing is ever my problem and can easily be ignored. Though nothing is ever that simple, I wish it was though.
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Safety must come first.
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Posted:Sep 29, 2011 3:08 pm
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2015 9:43 am
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Recently I have been speaking to a man, I would say gentleman but hes proved he is anything but that!! Everything seemed to be going well, and we were arranging a meeting. The picture should give you a clue as to the rest of the story.
In one of my first texts to him I said that the first meet would just be for drinks. Didn't explain why, possibly and foolishly because I thought he would understand why. His reply didn't question it anyway.
However, as we continue texting it becomes clear to me that he didn't understand why it would be drinks only. Hotels and discrete locations were mentioned. So this time I gave him the shortened explanation. This is the longer one.
Firstly, and as my profile says I also need to have the mental attraction. You can gauge a lot from written word but I can gauge a lot more from spoken words. I have experienced this pitfall before, true I did fuck him anyway. At least I didn't have to talk to him then.
But the main reason why is to make sure that we both are who we say we are and both not dodgy psychos. Safety is paramount and important to me, I've done some dumb shit in the past but jeopardising my safety isn't one of them. I have had to do a runner in the past and I do not what to be in position again. My friend who recommended this site to me always knows where I am so she knows where to go if I don't report back that all is ok. Bloody love her I do! My car is always parked in a prime position just in case I need to do a quick get away.
Quite reasonable you'd think, but as you've possibly guessed. I haven't heard from him since. I'm amazed that he dosen't understand the principles behind a pre-meet. A mans safety is just as important as a womans, for all he knows I could be a big 20stone man whos planning to bugger him senseless.
I'm also wondering if it may be an age thing, as he is younger than me. Do the younger generation just want to fuck and go?
There is one thing I know for sure though, its definately not my loss......
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dirty minded?
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Posted:Sep 28, 2011 4:43 pm
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2011 2:20 am
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Makes you wonder if the design was intended or accidental.
Though it depends on how your mind views the picture.
So do you see the same as what I saw?
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People amaze me...
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Posted:Sep 28, 2011 3:31 pm
Last Updated:Mar 9, 2015 5:03 pm
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At work today (nope this isn't about the boss) a customer parks her vehicle right in the middle of the forecourt. As we also sell fuel the forecourt is big enough for a mini coach to get through as well as fuel tankers. She had parked in such a way that nothing could get onto or out of the area and we wouldn't of been able to get anything into or out of the garage... Quite a feat given the size.
At the time there were three very clearly available parking spaces. So I asked her park it in one of the spaces, not much to ask when one of them was a relatively simple straight reverse. Her response was 'why can't one of the men move it? I've got a sprained ankle.' Before I had chance to respond properly her phone rings. My first thought was hmm shes managed to drive it here no problem, and then her side of her phone conversation then infuriated me at little bit.
As it transpired that she had been jogging that morning, and had also bought a new pair of high heels and was actually wearing them. All this with a sprained ankle, really....?!?! And she can't just quickly reverse it back into a space.
When she had finished her call, I said very calmly 'the men are presently all dirty, your vehicle now needs to be moved immediately as there are two buses waiting to get on the forecourt for fuel. I would move it but I'm not covered under the garages insurance. Which is in fact the truth, yet I do move cars when needed. But in this instance if her ankle can hold out even with running, wearing heels and driving to the garage in said heels. She can bloody move it herself as there was no chance at all of me moving her car.
In the bus versus car arguement the bus would always win out, so about a minute later, she moves the car into a spot. With no problem at all..........
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the weekend is here!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted:Sep 23, 2011 12:22 pm
Last Updated:Oct 1, 2011 2:01 pm
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I am so happy that I finally have two lovely days off work. Well deserved after the wankers antics today. Getting a bollocking twice for no bloody reason. Yes I did make sure to tell him that it was out of order by proving him wrong on both occasions whilst still never receiving an apology....!!! One was actually wankers false assumption and the other was a mechanics lack of telling me about something even when given the oppurtunity to do so. Argh!!!!!!!!!!!
So I'm off to find me some of these, and see what happens.
However, its more than likely I'll be attacking the garden again.
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Popping the proverbial cherry
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Posted:Sep 21, 2011 5:27 pm
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2011 12:01 pm
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Tonight I went to see a circus for the first time ever, the moscow state circus. Apparently in the UK for the first time ever. I'm not to sure as to whether I enjoyed it or not as I've got nothing to compare it to. A similar feeling to when I had lost my virginity, the 'is this what everyones been talking about thought', was that good or bad? Until you sample something else your stuck in limbo not knowing if thats the best it'll ever be.
Now the sex luckily got better and better, intermixed with some seriously bad. But as for the circus that remains to be seen. My friends and I are now talking about going to see cirque de solie as a comparison for me and they also want to go. It does look pretty magnificent.
Also the slightly big came out in me when I spied that they sold candy floss, I even did a little jump up and down on the spot in excitement. I've not had it in years and its still as wonderful. Sheer sugar with no nutritional value, bliss!! Even my friends said 'I can't believe your sat there with candy floss' said whilst I was tearing a bit of with my teeth so I couldn't respond.
Weirdly though I found myself more drawn to the scantily clad ladies and extremely attractive men, whilst still watching the acts. Sometimes I can multi task, and it came in very handy tonight.
But there is one thing I'm sure about, I'm thankful the tickets were free.
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just listen man.......!
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Posted:Sep 20, 2011 2:40 pm
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2012 6:39 pm
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Sorry in advance but this is going to be a work based rant. Based on instances from the last two days. If you don't mind a rant then please read on.
For those who don't know I work in a vehicle repair garage. Now I've been really sad and drawn my works hierarchy.
The wanker bascially tells everyone what to do, yet everone can tell the apprentice what to do. Its safer for me to repair the cars than it is to let him do it! But I couldn't be bother drawing those lines. The purple line indicates how the wanker wants it to be. Me having the authority to tell all the lads what job to do next and even sometimes aiding diagnosis of faults.
I may be wrong on this but as I do not hold the title of manager nor have mechanical experience or qualifications then it is wrong of him to expect this of me. The mechanics would also tell me to fuck off. If they do ask me what there is to do I give them a list of options with explanations as I know more about when and where parts are coming from, cut off times for ordering etc. Generally they pick the job that I know needs to be done next. Thats a win win in my book.
Predominantly the wanker will then change their jobs, electing in this instance to start work on a vehicle thats with is all week over a vehicle thats needed for 3pm where the parts are ready and waiting. His reason 'just to get it out the way and done, so it doesn't get forgotten about' fairly sure its not just me that fails to see the logic in that one!!!
Wanker wants me to take responsibility away from him as he's always complaining that he can't be in two places at once and has to much to do. I joined that club ages ago and he also expects me to do five things at once. Case in point me having paperwork all over my desk with a phone attached to my ear. Wankers stood hovering for about five mins. When I finished the call, he says can you phone this customer and tell them this I need you to do it now!! There is a second phone on my desk obviously not being used and he had easy access to the customers number. So in the five minutes he was stood there doing nothing, what stopped him making the call himself..... I'm taking a guess at the fact hes a wanker! We all know any normal person would have made that all so important phone call themselves.
Yet everytime I do assume some responsibilty, I'm shot down and made to feel like a complete incompetent ignoramus. He'll change arrangements I've made, then realise that his plan is far more complicated and I'll have to change everything back again.
Its as though he enjoys constantly second guessing everyone and belittling our judgements. We always say he loves the sound of his own voice, meithering and pestering every minute of every day. As though none of us know our jobs, we all know what we need to do and we get on and do it. Akin to an automatic response like blinking, our brain knows it needs to be done, it does it without thought and we really need to focus to stop it.
Stupid question after stupid question, for example this morning
Wanker - Whats this car in for?
Me - It needs an alternator. I presumed you knew as its your writing on the job sheet and I have already told you.
Wanker - Of course I knew, I diagnosed it on saturday morning.
Me - Why the fuck did you ask me what it needed then?
Followed by
Wanker - Why is this car still here? Its been ready for ages.
Me - Well I've only just found out its ready, no one had told me.
Wanker - But its parked outside of course its ready.
Me - So shall I phone the owners of the people carrier. Thats been parked outside for months.
You do need to know that said vehicle has no engine in it at all, and will never ever run as its basically been written off. So far its been parked in the same spot for well over a year, whilst we slowly sell parts from it.
Still not telling me what I need to know when I need to know it. Especially being told an important message a full day after he found out and half a day after I ultimately find out for myself. When I phoned the suppliers at 5pm to kick off about a failed part delivery, it soon made sense when they told me they had already phoned just before 9am....
Well even after this little rant I'm still wound up as tight as a yo yo. But still wonder why the wanker just doesn't release the reigns and trust me with the duties that he seems so desperate to pass on. Yet if he just let us all get on with our jobs then he wouldn't need to as we all manage must better without him.......
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to bare or not to bare
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Posted:Sep 17, 2011 10:38 am
Last Updated:Mar 9, 2015 5:12 pm
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Recently I've been talking to a younger gentleman who has been pestering for 'sexy' photos. I said from the start that I do not and will not send revealing photos. I'm not even a fan of cock shots on mens profiles. Don't get me wrong I'm no prude but its my belief that some things are best left to the imagination.
Fair play to those who do expose their bits but its just not for me. I have thought about possibly doing some tasteful photos with my bits covered but even then I manage to talk myself out of it. Not just because I find it impossible to take a photo of myself, but I do still want to maintain some element of intrigue. Theres nothing better than slowly peeling someones clothes of to reveal whats underneath.
I'm certainly not going to cave to the pressure of one. So the question is... Does anyone actually want to see me naked?
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SAVE A MOUSE eat pussy
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Posted:Sep 6, 2011 12:16 pm
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2014 4:15 pm
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After weeks, no hang on months of trying my cat has finally bought me a present. Unfortunately I wasn't at home to accept said present but its the thought that counts.
She caught a mouse WOO HOO. I know I shouldn't be that happy about it as I don't fancy lots of mouse carcasses being spread around my kitchen but I'm secretly very proud of her at the moment. Just need to get her trained up to tackle next doors alsations.
Thinking about it has anyone got a tiger I could borrow?
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But nothings changed....
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Posted:Sep 6, 2011 11:43 am
Last Updated:Jul 23, 2012 6:42 pm
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I've not been full absent I've been around checking in on emails which haven't changed at all. Clearly indicating underlying stalker tendancies is not a good thing to do.
These are the messages he sent me, mails in red and blog comment to blue
I have sent a message to your private place on your blog which I wasn't sure was the right thing but will hopefully confirm to you I am unlike alot of the phantom weirdos on here or full of bull. I would love to take you on a very enjoyable night if you can trust that this is a real message. I hope for my sake you do, Hope to hear from you soon X g
Hi there, I'm not what appears to be the average guy on here who doesn't exist or is full of excrement however a like mided individual who thiks would really enjoy their company. I hope this message finds you and you are able to trust me, regards G x
I'm going to keep sending you messages to you believe I am true to my word as I don't easily stop from getting what I want.... And a night with you I think would seriously not leave me disappointed! G x
My response.... Well you are now on my blocked list. Try getting past that Mr Unstoppable.
During the copy and paste process of this post. I then note 'this member has elected to stop receiving emails presently' or something to that effect on the base of his mails.
Cue the laugther and lots of evil cackling from the corner.
Or have I made a extremely rash decision that this person is not "completely all together" ?
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SHES ALIVE.......!!!!!
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Posted:Sep 6, 2011 11:37 am
Last Updated:Sep 7, 2011 7:17 am
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I am still here, just haven't had a lot to say. Work has been stressing me out greatly and I've not wanted to make my blog a testimony to how much of an arse hole my boss is.
Mucho hugs to pals4fun for checking in on me. Who loves you?
I DO!
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