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How to pass time waiting in line...  

pussygalor1975 48F
210 posts
3/21/2014 12:08 pm
How to pass time waiting in line...


The best part of living in a tourist town has got to be the hot men. Hot traveller's going through for the weekend, hot bartender's, hot servers, hot trail guides, hot river guides, hot ski instructors... It's just full of hot.

Oh, wow, bringing back the joys and fond memories of my 30th birthday... Haha my girl Quaneesha and I were at one of our favorite local hangouts on my birthday and we met this super cute guy who we nicknamed Kurt Browning, because he was funny and doing a striptease on the coffee table for us. We asked him what he did and he said he was a kielbasa salesman... sounds like the lyrics to a Weird Al Yankovich song...

(note to readers, this man was not really Kurt Browning, in no way I am saying that Kurt Browning was stripteasing on a coffee table in a local bar for me. I actually have 5 pics of 5 different guys showing me their tits that evening I call it Men Gone Wild... lmao)(and for those of you who don't know who Kurt Browning is, I will save you a google... Former Olympic Canadian Medalist in Men's Figure Skating... I think he does a show Stars on Ice now. I bet he misses the 90's more than I do)(If you are Kurt Browning and you are reading this, I am your biggest fan, and also on a totally unrelated note, Passion owns all intellectual property on this website, go talk to them)

PussyG: So Kurt, what brings you to town.
KurtBrowning: I sell kielbasa.
Quaneesha & Pussy G: You sell kielbasa, so you are saying that you are a travelling Kielbasa salesman.
KurtBrowning: No,... not kielbasa, kookoo clocks.
PussyG: Oh ok....

Of course in our state of current paralysis for the duration of the evening this man was known as Kurt Browning and was a travelling Kielbasa salesman. And he was selling his sausage all over town.

JiminyCricket: What's up PussyG, couldn't get any meat on your own? Had to buy a nice big piece of sausage?
PussyG: Hardee-Har-Har.... Very funny you little green asshole. I thought you were supposed to be like some happy little advisor dude singing about rainbows and lollipops and shit in my head all day....
JC: Sometimes I just can't help myself.
PussyG: Ahhhhh, shit Jiminy... Kurt Browning just escaped into a drunken haze somewhere.
JC: Wasn't his part pretty much played out Pussy?
PussyG: Ya, I think he may have had one or two more good oneliners then I grew bored.

In a drunken giggle, we giggled our way over to the local dance club. Which was only a block away. The place was packed. Lineup out the door. And, my archnemesis was at the door. This doorguy sucked. He would let all my friends in and always stop at me. So I am stuck out there for 15 minutes waiting.

Let me set this up for ya a little... the dance club was on the top floor of an small shopping plaza with stair, escalator and elevator access. There was also a hotdog stand somewhere near the lineup. The hotdog lady becomes important later on.

Quaneesha and I saunter up the stairs, giggling and giddy. For once, the line breaks up and starts to move and we both get in.
A miracle... ha... take that evil bouncer...

When we walk in, it is exactly midnight. The actual day of my birthday. And the dj is playing up a new song... PussyG was one of the older of her group of friends, so I was turning 30 while they were still safely 28, so I got teased about my age a lot... and the dj decides to play Mrs. Robinson... It's just too much for Pussy, haha 30 was pretty old. PussyG decides to take a little break outside for some air...

Well, you evil bouncer, now you got me... So stuck in line at the club, I notice the back of the head infront of me looks familiar. PussyG steps back and takes in the hot new cop in town... complete with handcuffs...mmmmmm...

This guy was the guy every girl in town was panting for...I mean, there was one time a bunch of local girls were literally cheering him on as he ran across a field to get the bad guy at 1am... go officer hotcop, you are my hero... Not gonna admit if I was or was not part of that crowd of admirers... he was an Italian dreamboat. Dark hair and eyes... yum yum yum... PussyG knew him well... he had to dress up in traditional uniform Mounted police style, you know the red velvety stuff and the big black weird ass hat, in the summer. PussyG worked in a local Italian restaurant, so HotCop would stop in there from time to time to step into the freezer to cool off. He was very shy, and I served him many cool drinks, as my boss liked it when I entertained his company for him while they talked about me in Italian. Bunch of old pervs... haha...
We never spoke to eachother other than to say hello or to ask for a gingerale. Or beer, if he was off-duty.

Back to the line... tapping HotCop on the shoulder,

PussyG: Hi Officer HotCop, offduty tonight?...
HotCop: (turning and smiling) Hi PussyG, How are you?
PG: I'm good, but I'm wondering if you know how fucking hot you are? (did I tell you I am absolutely one of the world's greatest flirters?lol)
HC: Well, ummmmm..... ahhhh... Thanks...(Nothing like putting a guy on his ass like that once in awhile)
PG: You should be kissing me right now.
HC: Ya... I should

Hotcop grabbed PussyG and started kissing her violently... now remember, we were in the middle of a club lineup, with people allround us...
I remember,,, trying to get out of the line and getting pushed back up against various poles and signs... while kissing this HotCop's face off the whole time. This is where the hotdog lady comes in... she's only got one line...

Hotdoglady: Hey... get off my hotdog cart... that's not sanitary.... Go get a room...

I remember HotCop whispering to me, I have a key to the elevator. (It was kept locked during the evening so there was no vandalism.) MMMM.... sexy elevator sex...

We kept kissing and making out, rubbing eachother through our clothes almost desparately... pushed up against a brick wall with my arms over my head being kissed passionately, on the lips, down my neck, the tops of my breasts... Hotcop fumbling for the key, while people were peeking around the corner and telling the onlookers that we were still making out.

Finally, the elevator doors open, and we fall inside the 4x4 elevator and the door closes, Hotcop, does something to the elevator the unmans it for the outside commands.

Hotcop: I been thinking about you sucking my cock.
PussyG: That's funny, I have been thinking about sucking your cock.

I was starting to unbutton his shirt, then put my hands inside and felt his hard chest against my hands... and started to undo his pants, kissing my way down his chest and stomach... finally getting on my knees and looking up...

PussyG: Do you mind if I suck your cock right now?
(It's funny, how I always ask and start before anyone can answer, it would be awkward if someone did say no...) I already had started licking the tip of HotCop's cock in slow circles, stroking the shaft lightly, teasing with my mouth, until finally, I take his whole cock in my mouth, sucking and licking...cupping his balls in my hand, I start to lick and suck them so gently, while stroking his cock... after a minute or so... I move back to his big juicy cock... take the whole shaft in my mouth... Hotcop's got my hair wrapped in his hand.. pushing my head deeper and deeper onto his cock... Fucking my mouth absolutely furiously... Somehow in all this my shirt is missing...He pulls his cock out of my mouth, and growllls at me that he needs to fuck me now...

Hotcop is pulling my skirt down and my nylon stockings are ripping and tearing as he pulls on the garters trying to pull off my panties...

Our breathe is warm and loud... in the glare of the elevator emergency lighting...
Hotcop finally gets my panties off, then tells me to suck his cock somemore, slapping my cheek lightly with his hard dick... Make my cock wet so I can slide it in baby.... Oh... I want to fuck you so bad right now...

I suck and lick his cock eagerly... getting it wet, But I knew that my juicy pussy was more than wet enough for him already.
I bent over and teased the head of his cock with my pussy so he could feel how wet it was, but not quite be inside... He grabbed my hips and thrust deep inside... so hot and hard... that rush of excitement feeling a hard cock thrusting inside my wet ready pussy was so hot... I could feel myself start to cum almost immediately.
HotCop kicked his pants off one of his legs so he could REALLY give it to me... and started to fuck my pussy deep hard and fast... So hot really, elevator sex with that hot stranger that you have secretly admired for awhile. I was coming and squirting allover his cock and we could feel it while we fucked gushing out of my pussy while he fucked me harder and harder... I remember I just kept cumming and cumming harder and wetter and louder...Ohhhh Officer HotCop, Do me you big boy...Oh PussyG, I think I'm gonna cum, Your making me cum.... I"M CUMMING!!!! it had to be the hottest encounter ever...When he came inside me... it was amazing... his cock pulsing and throbbing as he creamed inside my wet pussy... he was groaning and moaning like an animal... and just kept cumming for so long.

Then it was over...

Jiminy Cricket: That was hot PussyG, did you take a video?
PG: Nah, that was before everyone was taping everything they did with their phones.
JC: Haha... they were taping it... you just didn't notice, you were too drunk.
PG: I hear crickets are good dipped in chocolate. Shut your piehole.

Getting our clothes back on, and kind of sheepishly looking at eachother in the romantic afterglow emergency lighting of the elevator. We reached the bottom of the elevator and the doors open. And we step out to a standing ovation. Turns out the elevator shaft makes a great sound amplifier. The people at the restaurant on the bottom of the plaza could hear it all....

So, what does a chubby bunny do when frightened?

Turns tail and runs. I didn't even look to see how HOtCop made out... I booked it!

The back alley was about ten feet from the elevator, PussyG skipped out of there as fast as her highheels could take her... Thank God I only lived 2 blocks away through the back alley.

JiminyCricket: Really, do expect us to believe that?
PG: Half the time I don't believe it, so I don't give a shit what you think.
JC: Relax PussyG.

And yes, there truly was about 12-15 people standing by the doors when they opened. And yes, the rumours went around the small town as can be expected.

And no, HotCop and I never spoke again afterwards... too embarrassed. Haha.

Just another glimpse into the life and times of PussyG.

(Please be advised that the names and professions of the people that may or may not be mentioned in here are definitely not about you or someone you may think you know)

pussygalor1975 48F
137 posts
3/21/2014 4:20 pm

What else?


ShyGuy4fun36 46M

3/21/2014 7:54 pm

This blog made my pants get tighter


pussygalor1975 replies on 3/22/2014 6:35 pm:
That was the only time I ever did anything that crazy... but good memory...

JustHere2Cam 56M
14229 posts
3/22/2014 3:00 pm

When you got out of the elevator, the two of you should have taken a bow.


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pussygalor1975 replies on 3/22/2014 6:36 pm:
I totally should have... first I froze like a deer in headlights then I bolted. haha...

talldark884 59M
714 posts
4/19/2014 1:23 pm

Sounds like a great time... as do all your stories...


ludwig202 72M
11894 posts
7/18/2014 7:39 pm

hi


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