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One sentence emails and profiles
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One sentence emails and profiles Lately we have been getting a number of one sentence emails, not that sometimes they can work but its when they come from a profile that has but a cock shot, and no other information the profile is maybe 15% done, and 10% is them using up a large amount of brain power to figure out a profile name.... When you answer back with a one word reply the inevitable is this the male or female question. This is how we responded to this question.. "I'm the family dog, I've been trained to screen one sentence emails by people who have no pictures but that of their cock and a profile that gives no hint what so ever of who they are. Seeing as my masters already own a number of disembodied cocks they call them dildo's I've been instructed to state they aren't interested in inquiring anymore dildo's" Guys we are here to meet couples and men for some sexual adventure, we both enjoy sex and like to know a little something about you first. Put a little effort into your profile, get some pics of something besides your cock. Although we do like to see a face picture at some point you can still remain somewhat anonymous yet show a bit more than bunch of the same pictures of your cock taken at the same angle. Your simply wasting your time being here as most couples tend to want a bit more information and see a little more than an erect cock in a dark picture taken while sitting on a toilet.. |
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ok well we have pics and videos and I am originally from woolwich so lets chat and maybe hook up. we like toys masturbation,watching porn waterplay and voyeurism
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Love how you respond to those fools with blank profiles who send the one line messages!!!! That is so awesome....I'm going to have to use something like it in the future
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Well written and to the point. Also, shows a good sense of humour. One sentence emails and profiles
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