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Blogs > Knot4Everyone2 > Musings

So, You Got Jokes, eh?  

Knot4Everyone2 44F
125 posts
1/17/2012 1:21 pm
So, You Got Jokes, eh?




A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "High balls are on me!"

Hahahahahahaha!

Your turn!

spinmedown 56M
3625 posts
1/17/2012 1:55 pm

 A giraffe walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuffed into its pants.

The bartender says, " Man! That's gotta be irritating."

The giraffe says, "Yeah! It's driving me nuts."
Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


forgotforgetting 57M
8134 posts
1/19/2012 1:12 pm

 A man and a woman happened to be drinking champagne at a bar. The man looked at the woman and said, "I'm celebrating...are you?"

"Yes," said the woman, "my husband and I have been trying to have a baby for years and the doctor just told me that I am finally pregnant! Why are you celebrating?"

"Well," replied the man, "I'm a chicken farmer and after years of infertile hens, they are finally hatching chicks. I will finally make a profit!"

"That's great. How did it happen?" asked the woman.

"I switched cocks," replied the man.

"What a coincidence...."
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde


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