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I could use two of these!  

wishlist3 66M/67F
101 posts
11/7/2008 12:17 pm

Last Read:
10/4/2010 12:28 pm

I could use two of these!


A car gets a flat on the interstate the blonde driver eases it over to the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.

She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and places them on at the rear of the vehicle facing on coming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats and exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers not unsurprising the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.

It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer enraged says to the driver of the disabled vehicle "whats going on here!"

"My car broke down" she says calmly.

"What the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the side of the road?" he hisses at her.

"Helloooooooo!" says the blonde "These are my emergency flashers".


happym; happym;

oldflyer69 90M
34 posts
11/13/2008 1:41 pm

Love it


rm_bigboy4u520 75M
1 post
11/14/2008 8:52 am

Very Funny


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