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No! For fucks sake NO...!!!!!!!!  

69missb 44F
608 posts
11/13/2012 2:42 pm
No! For fucks sake NO...!!!!!!!!


Do you ever have a moment when all you want to do is smash your head against the nearest brick wall. Not just once but repeatedly. For once its not even work related.

Thanks to something I've just seen (sorry but can't/won't go into detail) that is exactly what I want to do. Apologies for the briefness but if I didn't do this then my brains would already be leaking out of my shattered skull.

Aside from murder although the permanency of murder does appeal, what is the best way to get rid of a lingering bad smell?

Centaur_UK 46M
1770 posts
11/13/2012 3:30 pm

Not sure if this is good advice for a bad smell.

......but take deep breaths and slowly count to ten.

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69missb replies on 11/13/2012 4:08 pm:
I would need to count to a hundred in a different language.

T_D_H_1982 41M

11/13/2012 3:49 pm

Fire! And plenty of it.


69missb replies on 11/13/2012 4:10 pm:
Arson is a wonderful idea.

FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
11/14/2012 12:49 am

Join a convent... or invest in a taser


69missb replies on 11/14/2012 1:40 pm:
A convent...
I may be on a long bout of chastity, but I do hope to break that 'habit'.... Sorry but I couldn't resist that pun.

mocetar7 54M
1940 posts
11/14/2012 3:03 am

Something for your nose, perhaps? Inhalers? I think there are some in the market these days that are not just for helping with runny noses....

One of the girls here buys an ointment which she dabs her nose/nostrils with. She uses it before and after every trip to the public toilets anywhere.

We once had a colleague who smelled atrocious too, and found out that sprayed air fresheners did not work at all, neither did potpourri; it just made us hate that particular air freshener all the more....

Naturally, my sympathies...


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
11/14/2012 3:49 am

I thoroughly recommend revenge farting every time he approaches you, usually works best after baked beans or a curry!

Nah, a straight 'stop harrassing me and leave me alone' should maybe do the trick? Good luck!


69missb replies on 11/14/2012 1:50 pm:
The trick has been tried I'm afraid and my farts offend me sometimes

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