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Blogs > sassycass211222 > Blogings Of An Open Mind!!

Funny Quotes!!! (Part - 1)  

sassycass211222 62F
118 posts
4/3/2011 4:33 am
Funny Quotes!!! (Part - 1)

1 - 'Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent!' (Fredrick Nietzsche)

2 - Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint!' (Mark Twain)

3 - 'I didn't go to the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it!' (Mark Twain)

4 - 'I have never let my schooling interfere with my education!' (Mark Twain)

5 - 'Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?' (Mark Twain)

6 - 'A lie gets half way around the world before the truth has a chance to get it's pants on!' (Winston Churchill)

7 - 'What year did Jesus think it was?' (George Carlin)

8 - 'See...I told you I was ill!' (Spike Milligan's epitaph)

9 - 'I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get divorced, I keep the house!' (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

10 - 'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.' (Dean Martin)

11 - 'I like pigs. Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us. Pigs treat us like equals!' (Winston Churchill)

12 - 'I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a and my mother made me eat it. And I'm Pesident of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli!' (George Bush)

13 - 'Marriage is a three ring circus...Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering....!' (anonymous)
Stay_In_Reality 56M  
2209 posts
4/3/2011 3:27 pm

 Mark Twain & Churchill were full of witticisms. Bonus point for spelling Nietzsche, most here can't even pronounce let alone spell it


sassycass211222 62F
74 posts
4/4/2011 7:23 am
    Quoting Stay_In_Reality:
    Mark Twain & Churchill were full of witticisms. Bonus point for spelling Nietzsche, most here can't even pronounce let alone spell it
I just spell it like I would pronounce a sneeze.....


bedsnake 66M

4/7/2011 1:56 pm

 Two more from Churchill

Told his fly was undone he replied 'A dead bird does not fall out of it's nest'

And when a lady declared 'Good God Sir, your drunk'

He replied 'Madam, your ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober'


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