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Blogs > sassycass211222 > Blogings Of An Open Mind!!

Cybersex....What You Don't See!!!  

sassycass211222 62F
118 posts
3/25/2011 11:17 pm
Cybersex....What You Don't See!!!

Below is a transcript from a possibly true but definately funny 'cybersex' conversation in a chatroom.....

Wellhung: 'Hello Sweetheart. What do you look like?'

Sweetheart: 'I am wearing an expensive red silk blouse, a black leather mini skirt and high heeled boots. I am tanned and very buffed. I work out every day. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?'

Wellhung: 'I am 6'3 and about 250 lbs. I wear glasses and have on a pair of blue sweatpants I just bought from Walmart. I'm also wearing an old T-shirt, it's got some barbecue sauce stains on it and it smells kinda funny.'

Sweetheart: 'I want you. Would you like to screw me?'

Wellhung: 'OK.'

Sweetheart: 'We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my nightstand. I look up into your eyes and I'm smiling. My hand works it's way down to your crotch and I begin to feel your huge swelling bulge.'

Wellhung: 'I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat!'

Sweetheart: 'I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.'

Wellhung: 'Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.'

Sweetheart: 'I'm moaning softly.'

Wellhung: 'I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it softly off.'

Sweetheart: 'I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm body. I'm rubbing your bulge faster now, rubbing and pulling.'

Wellhung: 'My hand suddenly jerks spastically and tears a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.'

Sweetheart: ''That's OK. It wasn't really too expensive.'

Wellhung: 'I'll pay for it.'

Sweetheart: 'Don't worry about it! I'm wearing a lacy black bra, my soft breasts are rising and falling as I breathe faster and faster.'

Wellhung: 'I'm fumbling with the clasp of your bra, I think it's stuck!. Do you have scissors?'

Sweetheart: 'I take your hand and kiss it softly. I reach behind my back and undo the clasp. My bra slides off. The cool air caresses my breasts, my nipples are hard for you.'

Wellhung: 'How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.'

Sweetheart: 'I'm arching my back. Oh baby, I just want to feel your tongue all over me.'

Wellhung: 'I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat.'

Sweetheart: 'I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.'

Wellhung: 'I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.'

Sweetheart: 'WHAT?'

Wellhung: 'I'm so sorry. Really.'

Sweetheart: 'I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.'

Wellhung: 'I'm taking your sopping wet blouse from you and throwing it in the corner of the room.'

Sweetheart: 'OK. I'm pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing your hard tool.'

Wellhung: 'I'm screaming like a woman! Your hands are cold. Yeee!'

Sweetheart: 'I'm pulling up my mini skirt. take off my panties.'

Wellhung: 'I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out and nibbling on you. Ummm. Wait a second.'

Sweetheart: 'What's the matter?'

Wellhung: 'I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking!'

Sweetheart: 'Are you OK?'

Wellhung: 'I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red!'

Sweetheart: 'Is there anything I can do to help?'

Wellhung: 'I'm running to the kitchen. Choking wildly. I'm looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups??'

Sweetheart: 'In the cabinet, to the right of the sink.'

Wellhung: 'I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better!'

Sweetheart: 'Come back to me lover.'

Wellhung: 'I'm washing up the cup now.'

Sweetheart: 'I'm aching for you lover.'

Wellhung: 'Now I'm drying the cup. I'm putting it back in the cabinet and I'm now walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark. Where is the bedroom?'

Sweetheart: 'Last door on the left, at the end of the hall.'

Wellhung: 'I found it.'

Sweetheart: 'I'm tugging off your pants. I want you so badly.'

Wellhung: 'Me too.'

Sweetheart: 'I kiss you passionately. Our naked bodies pressed against each other.'

Wellhung: 'Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts!'

Sweetheart: 'Why don't you take your glasses off?'

Wellhung: 'OK, but I can't see very well. I'm placing my glasses on the nightstand.'

Sweetheart: 'I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me baby!'

Wellhung: 'I have to pee! I'm fumbling my way to the bathroom.'

Sweetheart: 'Hurry back lover!'

Wellhung: 'I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet and lift the lid.'

Sweetheart: 'I'm waiting eagerly for your return.'

Wellhung: 'I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush...uh-oh!'

Sweetheart: 'What's the matter now?'

Wellhung: 'I just realized that I peed in your hamper. Sorry again! I'm walking back to the bed now. blindly feeling my way.'

Sweetheart: 'Mmmmm, yes. Come on!'

Wellhung: 'Now I'm going to put my, you know, thing in your, ummm, woman's thing.'

Sweetheart: 'Yes. Do it baby. Do it.'

Wellhung: 'I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. Ma'am, I'm having a little problem here.'

Sweetheart: 'I'm moving my ass back and forth. I can't wait another second. Slide it in! Screw me!'

Wellhung: 'I'm flaccid!'

Sweetheart: 'WHAT??'

Wellhung: 'I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.'

Sweetheart: 'I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on my face.'

Wellhung: 'I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm looking for my glasses to see what the problem is.'

Sweetheart: 'NO! Never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm pulling on my underwear and my wet nasty blouse!'

Wellhung: 'No wait! I can't find the night table. I'm reaching across the dresser, knocking off cans of hairspray, your pictures and candles.'

Sweetheart: 'I'm buttoning my blouse and putting on my shoes.'

Wellhung: 'Now I've found my glasses. My God! One of your candles fell on the curtain! The curtain's on fire! I'm pointing at it with a shocked look on my face!'

Sweetheart 'Go to Hell!! I'm logging off. LOSER!!'

Wellhung: 'Now the carpet is on fire! Noooooo!'

USER 'SWEETHEART' HAS LOGGED OFF





mystyktmbrwlf 52M
2510 posts
3/25/2011 11:34 pm

 lmao, sounds like a saaturday night live skit.


RTaurus74 50F

3/26/2011 12:14 am

 I was in absolute tears reading this!! LMAO! Thanks


bedsnake 66M

3/26/2011 8:00 am

 That was brilliant, thank you. Your potty but also rather lovely and sexy xx


sassycass211222 62F
74 posts
3/28/2011 12:17 pm
    Quoting mystyktmbrwlf:
    lmao, sounds like a saaturday night live skit.
I wish I could find more material like this...Hilariously funny..I just had to post...rofalmfao....


sassycass211222 62F
74 posts
3/28/2011 12:24 pm
    Quoting RTaurus74:
    I was in absolute tears reading this!! LMAO! Thanks
I was too when I 1st read it...I nearly couldn't type as I couldn't see for tears...Glad u liked it...


sassycass211222 62F
74 posts
3/28/2011 12:26 pm
    Quoting bedsnake:
    That was brilliant, thank you. Your potty but also rather lovely and sexy xx
lol There has to be more stuff like this around somewhere, + if there is, u can guarantee that I'll find it....
And yes, u r right...I am as mad as a box of frogs + proud of it....


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